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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"Your lunch hour's almost up. We should get you back to the pharmacy."
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"Wait. I've had such a good time these last few days."
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"- I just wanna show my appreciation. - I hope it's not another orchid."
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"- They're so expensive. - Relax. This didn't cost me a dime."
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"George, you shouldn't have."
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"This is a nine-millimeter Luger PO8."
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"When you said you were in the N.R.A., I wanted to give it to you."
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"I can't accept this. It's too valuable."
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"It's OK. My grandpa left it to me."
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"It was surrendered to him by a soldier during World War II."
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"- Since I don't know how to shoot... - It's so lovely. Look at that handle."
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"- Mother-of-pearl? - Only the officers' models had that."
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"- Do you really like it? - Absolutely."
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"George, this is just so much better than an orchid."
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"Hi. I'm Susan Mayer. I thought you might need a hand."
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"No, thanks."
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"I'm sorry for what happened."
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"I'm hoping her journals will provide some insight."
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"- Journals? - Yes. Martha kept them for years."
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"Oh. So she must have written a lot of things in them?"
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"Every mundane detail of her life."
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"And everyone else's, for that matter."
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"The police want to see them,"
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"That's smart. That's good. That's good to hear."
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"Everything about the fire and measuring cup is gonna be in that journal."
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"It may not be as bad as it looks."
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"There's a chance she didn't write about it?"
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"Please. It's great dirt. I even put it in my journal."
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"You're gonna have to convince Mrs. Britt it was an accident."
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"Are you high? Edie hates me."
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"That's why you're going to grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness."
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"That's right. You're gonna have to suck up to Edie Britt."
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"Hey, Mike. As you can probably se by now, I took back my money"
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"and what little information you managed to dig up on your neighbors."
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"Your replacement's gonna ned it. Pack up and move on with your life."
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"Sorry for the mess."
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"- Sign me up. - You just missed the rush. Sorry."
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"No. No, I planned ahead. We're ten minutes early."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"When you said you had a sick child, I had no idea."
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"How long's it been?"
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"Just kinda snuck up on us."
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"Oh!"
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"- No, see, here's the thing... - You go ahead into class."
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"I'll find room for your kids."
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"OK."
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"Hey, Edie."
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"Susan."
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"I gotta say, I envy you."
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"In the name of God, why?"
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"Well, you get to build your dream house, for free."
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"There is nothing good about it."
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"I can't replace the memories, the photographs, the..."
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"Is there something you want?"
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"OK, here's the deal, Edie."
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"I..."
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"- I... - I, I... What?!"
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"Spit it out already. I'm busy."
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"I just wanted to see how you were holding up."
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"You know, with Mrs. Huber and everything."
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"My best friend was murdered and stuffed into a garbage bag,"
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"and nobody cares enough to..."
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"...go with me to spread her ashes."
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"Thank God. I'm starving."
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"Hey. I'm sorry."
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"Hmm?"
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"So did you get to go by the hospital, visit Mama?"
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"I worked ten hours today."
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"She's gonna wake up soon. I know it."
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"And you know what'd make her happy?"
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"If you say a grandchild, so help me."
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"- Gabrielle, please. - You promised. No babies."
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"The Feds towed away my Maserati, my husband is a felon,"
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"and I spend my days getting groped by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows."
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"- I am well aware things change! - A baby is solid, a constant."
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"Who's gonna change diapers when you're pumping iron in a federal prison? Huh?"
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"I like my lifestyle and I don't want you to kill it."
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"Well, look around. It's already dead."
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"Now there's nothing you can control."
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"Maybe. But having a baby? That I can control. You, I can control."
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"You can't talk to me like that. I'm the man of this house."
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"Don't walk away from me."
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"Hey, hey. My food. Gabrielle, come back here right now!"
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"Hey. Hey!"
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"I wouldn't go too much farther. You're gonna end up back in prison."
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"Dammit, Gabrielle. Get inside now."
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"It's perfect. Oh!"
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"Crispy and burnt on the outside, but nice and steamy on the inside."
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"- [Bleeping] - [Gabrielle] Ah, ah, ah!"
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"Mm-mm."
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"Mmm."
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"You're the man of the house? You can't even leave it."
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"Oh!"
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"Aaagh!"
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"I love this. It's like an adventure. I've never fired a gun before."
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"The memory of this night will stay with you for ever."
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"- Really? - Oh, yeah."
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"You know, Bree, I can't tell you what these last few days have meant to me."
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"- Well, we sure have had some fun. - It's more than that."
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"I forget what it's like to be Ionely."
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"Now, come on. Let's go shoot something."
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"Before I fire a handgun, I go over the basics to make sure I'm ready."
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"OK? So, number one. Strong stance."
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"Two. High hand grasp."
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"Three. Hard grip."
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"Four. Front sight."
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"Five. Release the safety,"
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"- What's a high hand grasp? - Here, take the gun."
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"When you're firing a semiautomatic,"
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"you want the web of your hand up against the edge of the backstrap."
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"- What perfume are you wearing? - I'm not wearing perfume."
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"Are you sure? Because you smell amazing."
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"Oh! I was making macaroons before I left the house."
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"Now, I want you to hold the gun like you're holding a beautiful white dove,"
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"firmly enough that it can't fly away, but not so firmly that you can kill it."
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"- Got it? - I think so."
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"Now all you have to do is take a deep breath and squeeze the trigger..."
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"- George! - [Gunshot]"
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"- Ow! Ow! - My God! Oh, George!"
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"Sorry!"
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