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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"had ever happened to Martha Huber."
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"We found your sister's body."
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"So I thought to celebrate you could take me out to lunch."
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"Well, if anybody can go the distance, he can. I should know."
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"[Phone rings]"
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"They found Martha."
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"Here, blow. Good. All right, come on."
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"Look, all I can tell you is plan ahead next time."
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"Rex still lives in the house. It would be awkward."
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"Come on, honey. Let's celebrate."
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"No, no, that's unreasonable. What do they expect us to do for money?"
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"where I made thousands of dollars a day modeling haute couture."
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"I'm doing boat shows. I spend eight hours a day doing this."
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"What?"
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"Look at them all. Vultures."
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"Apparently there was a struggle."
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"and traces of dirt in her lungs,"
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"Oh, in lieu of a memorial service,"
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"Please, no personal checks."
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"Since the ice queen isn't doing anything to memorialize her sister,"
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"...we end up saying and doing things which we don't normally do."
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"I think you're the best mommy in the world."
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"And we got so lucky with the weather. It's just absolutely..."
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"OK."
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"It must be really hard not knowing who did it or why."
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"- You must feel helpless. - A bit."
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"but I'm stalling them till I have a chance to read through them myself."
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"Wouldn't want any embarrassing family secrets getting out."
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"- I am so screwed. - Mom, calm down."
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"Everyone'll think I'm an arsonist."
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"If she doesn't press charges, the police'll let it go."
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"We're here! Ten minutes early."
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"In a weird way your house burning down was really a good thing."
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"Hey."
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"I'll go tomorrow. She doesn't know when I'm there."
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"- Things change. - Yeah, I know."
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"- Mmm. - Hey, I waited all day for that!"
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"Mmm. Oh!"
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"You always remember your first time. I hope I brought enough bullets."
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"Finally getting out of the house and trying new things."
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"Oh, George, that's so sweet."
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"and then squeeze the trigger slowly."
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"Hey."
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"George."
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"I would get to kiss a truly beautiful woman."
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"But the thing that I don't think I'll ever get over"
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"We tend to lie."
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"All right, here. There. OK."
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"You came on this trip, paid for the gas,"
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"You want something from me."
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"OK."
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"Look, I..."
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"Single malt?"
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"- And the money. - Oh, my money, you mean?"
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"I'm a survivor. Breast cancer. About six years ago."
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"I don't think you're pathetic. It's just that... I can't."
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"Don't talk like that. Everything's gonna be fine."
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"This is far enough."
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"So what are you waiting for?"
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"Are you OK?"
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"I know. I know. Mrs. Huber was a good friend to you."
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"I'm not talking about Martha."
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"Susan, you're such a good person."
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"And I'm such a bitch."
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"but the good Lord above has shown me that I'm not alone."
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"I was scared you were sleeping with Mike and so I let myself in."
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"If it turns out someone hurt her, I want them dead."
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"[Vacuum cleaner]"
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"My wife asked me to call. She lost her prescription."
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"That's right. Better safe than sorry."
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"Just know that I'm sorry."
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"- You're not? - No."
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"I guess I should go take a shower and wash Mrs. Huber off me."
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"we all hope something will happen to us."
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"...or the anguish of great loss..."
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"Previously on Desperate Housewives..."
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"- These are nice people. - My money says one of 'em isn't."
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"- How creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister? - Promises were made."
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"I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her."
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"- Marriages came undone. - We are starting a family."
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"- Would you go out to dinner with me? - Like a date?"
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"- A date? - And the truth..."
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"- You burned her house down. ...was denied."
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"I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of."
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"Martha Huber waited her whole life for something to happen to her,"
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"something exciting."
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"As a child she hoped to be kidnapped by a band of pirates."
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"As a tenager she dreamt of being discovered by a Hollywood talent scout."
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"As a young woman she fantasized"
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"But the years had flown by and still nothing exciting"
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"Until the night she was murdered."
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"Hello, Mrs. Huber. Let me give you a hand."
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"- That's really not necessary. - I insist."
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"In those last moments it occurred to her, in addition to being boring,"
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"life could also be very cruel."
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"Luckily for Mrs. Huber, death was far more merciful."
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"What do you think?"
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"That's our missing woman all right."
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"Oh, jeez. Didn't take the media long to get wind of this."
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"Make sure no one contaminates my crime scene."
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"Your face is gonna be on the front page of every paper in this state."
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"How's that for exciting?"
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"Officer Jackson couldn't be sure, but for a brief moment,"
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"he thought he saw the corpse of Martha Huber smile."
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"Death had come once again to Wisteria Lane."
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"I'm afraid I have some bad news for you."
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"Word of the tragedy would soon spread throughout the neighborhood."
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"But for now people went about their lives as they always did,"
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"blissfully unaware."
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"[Knocking]"
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"- Hello? Anybody home? - [Mike] In the kitchen."
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"Good news. I finished my book."
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"- Susan. - Can we do a rain check?"
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"We're looking at the plans for her house."
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"My insurance company's cutting my check."
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"There's only one plumber I want."
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"Don't expect to see this guy for a few months. I'm gonna be riding him hard."
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"See ya."
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"Mike, we're on the clock."
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