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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"Hey, Felicia. What's up?"
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"Edie?"
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"This is gonna be fun. Follow me."
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"Excuse me? You can't do that."
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"I'm here for the 10.00am yoga meditation class."
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"Unfortunately, the daycare center's full."
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"Yeah, I noticed that, but every time I come here it's full."
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"It's a popular class, and the other moms come early."
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"make lunches, make breakfast, drop the twins at school"
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"and get across town lugging a baby and a sick child."
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"Telling me to plan ahead is like telling me to sprout wings."
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"And things like being told to plan ahead make me so crazy"
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"that yoga is the only thing to relax me."
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"Except I show up here and I can't get in, and you tell me to plan ahead."
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"It's a vicious cycle. See how that works?"
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"If I broke the rules for you, I'd have to break 'em for the other moms."
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"The moms who followed the rules would get pissed."
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"I'd have to get pissy right back and I don't have time to read my magazine."
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"See how that works?"
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"I hope some day you have lots of children."
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"[Phone rings]"
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"Hello? Hey, Susan. I can't talk. I'm in the middle of something here..."
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"- I had a wonderful time today. - Thank you. I did too."
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"- I'm sorry I can't invite you in. - I get it."
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"It'll be a lot easier once he gets well enough to move out."
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"So do you want to have lunch tomorrow?"
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"I'd love to."
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"OK. Wow."
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"- Pick me up at one. - I'll see you then."
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"Packages!"
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"[Phone rings]"
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"Hello?"
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"Hi, Lynette."
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"What?"
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"Hi, honey. Welcome home."
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"Thanks, guys."
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"Take it easy."
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"Sorry it's the cheap stuff. I had to economize."
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"Now you're back we can restock the wine cellar."
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"- Let's toast. - It's very good to be back."
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"What's that?"
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"It transmits to this, my electronic monitoring device."
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"- Didn't the lawyer tell you? - Tell me what?"
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"I'm on house arrest. It's a condition of my bail."
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"- No, he neglected to tell me that. - Yeah."
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"If I move more than 100 feet from that telephone, an alarm sounds."
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"If I keep going, it transmits a signal to the F.B.I. And I'm back in jail."
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"- But how are you gonna work? - I can't. I can't do anything."
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"The lawyer's working on unfreezing the accounts, and in the meantime,"
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"haven't you been modeling?"
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"Carlos, this is not like New York"
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"Well, I'd buy two boats from you."
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"Come on."
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"Where's my toast?"
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"Welcome home."
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"[Phone rings]"
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"Hello? Hi, Bree."
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"If you find anything of your sister's that might shed light on her death,"
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"letters or a date book,"
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"please... call me immediately."
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"I believe she did keep a diary or something. I'll look around for it."
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"Pretending to care, when all they want are the sordid details."
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"I don't know. I think they just wanna show their support."
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"Please. Human beings feed on misery."
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"Well, we might as well give the people what they want."
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"Hello. I want to thank you all for coming out here"
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"and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief."
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"My sister Martha would've been touched. I know many of you have questions."
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"The police are still putting together the details of what happened."
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"What they do know is... Martha died a violent death."
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"Yes, I know, it's hard to hear."
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"They found scratching and bruising on her body, several broken bones"
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"which leads us to believe she was still alive at the time of her burial"
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"and probably in great pain."
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"But the good news is there are no signs that she had been molested."
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"to your loved ones."
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"I'll be holding an estate sale day after tomorrow."
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"By the next morning, everyone on Wisteria Lane"
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"OK, boys. You see this gum?"
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"If you promise to be quiet while I am playing cards, it's all yours."
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"- Deal? - [All] Yeah!"
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"That's what I like to hear."
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"What are the odds? First Mary Alice and then Mrs. Huber? It's shocking."
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"This is different. Someone was murdered on our street."
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"I talked to her right before she disappeared."
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"- What did you talk about? - She yelled about my garbage cans."
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"- I'm gonna miss her. - [Doorbell]"
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"- Edie. - Hi."
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"- Hi. Come on in. - Oh. You're all here."
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"Yeah. Tuesday is poker day."
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"Really? You know, I love poker."
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"OK, then."
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"Well, here's the deal."
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"I have decided to carry Martha's ashes"
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"up to Torch Lake and scatter them myself."
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"- It's where her husband proposed. - That's so sweet."
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"I know. So I thought that some of the neighbors could caravan up there"
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"and we'd have a little ceremony."
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"I've printed out maps if anyone needs one, and the dress is semi-formal."
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"I'd love to go, but I just got back into modeling, just for fun."
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"I have a gig tomorrow. I can't leave 'em hanging."
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"- I would have arranged a sitter. - I have to take Rex to his angiogram."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, Mayer, what's your excuse?"
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"I'm just, you know, busy. Stuff."
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"Well, your friends are much better liars."
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"OK. Mommy's friends are gone now and you can..."
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"Well, yeah, I know it hurts."
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"That's what you get when you let your brothers put bubble gum in your hair:"
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"Pain and misery."
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"- Are you mad at me? - Yes! Yes, I am mad at you."
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"Ow!"
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"And I'm also cranky, like you get when you haven't taken a nap."
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"Mommies are the same way. We need our downtime."
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"If we don't get it... Sorry."
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"And that's frustrating 'cause I do want to be the best mommy I can be."
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"Well, that's sweet of you, but it's not exactly true."
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"I was so afraid when I suggested a picnic that you'd make fun of me,"
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"but it's such a lovely, old-fashioned way to spend an afternoon."
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"Well, as it happens, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy."
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