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Clips from South Park - It Hits the Fan (S05E05)

"If you don't mind, I'll have to close up now."
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"They're going to say "shit" seven times on HBC and I..."
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"Children, we've got to warn those producers in Hollywood"
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"that the plague and "shit" could be linked."
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"Hello, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking."
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"And over on the left side there's some interesting shit, too."
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"We should be arriving in Los Angeles in about two hours."
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"Until then, we invite you to sit back, relax and enjoy our shitty service."
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"Cartman, stop being an asshole."
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"The ratings are in, sir. We broke another record last night"
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"with the show that said "shit" seven times."
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"Where is the roof on this thing? I mean, how can we top ourselves now?"
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"Tonight on HBC, we will air all our sitcoms live"
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"And we'll call it "Must Shit TV"."
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"- Who are you? - My name is Chef"
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"and these are the children. We've come to warn you about "shit"."
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"Here at HBC the general goal is providing"
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"How great it is that we live in a country"
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"where an artist can express himself freely."
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"That's not only the American spirit,"
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"it's the HBC spirit, which allows us to make"
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"a great family programme like Halo the Turtle"
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"We can't thank you enough for your concerns."
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"and, indeed, the great country that it is."
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"- Hey, hold on a minute. - Are they still here?"
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"We think that you might have caused it"
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"It's true. We think that word might be plaguing our friend, Kenny."
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"But we can keep the Halo The Turtle dolls, right?"
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"Damn cracker-ass producers."
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"Stand aside."
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"All right. Now we have to get"
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"Halt your evil plans!"
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"I possess the rune stone of undoing. Who is in charge here?"
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"Oh, tell me you guys didn't."
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"Show your true form, Geldon, lest you be afraid."
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"The rune stone has no effect! You are not Geldon."
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"Security."
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"What are we supposed to do with it?"
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"Now what?"
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"We've got to find people who know what the hell this is all about."
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"Children, we're gonna have to go to the land of castles, knights, and kings."
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"Lords and ladies, we bid you welcome to the grandest casino in the land,"
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"Excalibur."
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"Take a free spin. Double your odds."
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"We need some help identifying an ancient English stone."
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"I can help get you some credit or a comp meal, perhaps."
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"- Dude, we need help from the British. - Look, kid. This is just a casino."
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"I can't help you. You know,"
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"not every British person knows about wizards and dragons and curses."
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"We just need help identifying this."
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"You know what it is?"
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"The Skyre once spoke of such a stone. Come, we must see the sorcerer."
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"Cocktails. Cocktails."
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"Let us make haste to the inner sanctum."
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"How could you foolish Americans bring the wrath of Skorne"
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"Didn't you realize "shit" is a curse word?"
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"Well, yeah, but I don't think we knew that curse word meant curse word."
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"and "curse word" means something other than a word that's cursed."
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"that the curse takes place."
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"Stones that were used by the Knights of Standards and Practices."
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"- You know what? You're dumb as shit. - Yeah? Well, I don't really give a shit."
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"You know, that word's getting kind of old."
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"Yeah, they're gonna have to come up with a new swear word soon."
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"You mean you have to be a... to say..."
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"That's right."
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"Well, that's not fair. I should be able to say fag."
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"You frigging fag. You wanna make out or something?"
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"Oh, man, I am up shit creek."
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"Should a curse word ever be let out, they would return."
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"representing each of the eight words that so offended God."
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"I knew it! "Meecrob". Meecrob is a curse word."
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"- God must hate it as much as I do. - Look at this."
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"The writing here claims this stone can defeat the evil Geldon"
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"- Oh, no. - What?"
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"Tonight is the "Night of a Million Shits" on HBC."
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"It's gonna be said over and over."
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"Then we haven't much time. We must go."
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"Shit. Shit. Shit, shit, shit."
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"Oh, shit."
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"And now back to "Must Shit TV", here on HBC."
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"My God, sir."
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"I didn't know. I didn't know!"
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"Wait!"
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"The rune stone! Face it towards Geldon!"
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"See, we've learned something today."
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"We're all saying the S word too much."
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"Kyle."
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"Curse words. They're called that because they are cursed."
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"We have to go back to only using curse words in rare, extreme circumstances."
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"We believe in free speech and all that,"
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"but making a few words taboo just adds to the fun of English."
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"Is this still part of the show?"
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"Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to."
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"I love you guys."
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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""shit.""
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"- Oh, come on, dude. This is history. - It's stupid."
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"Hey, Sam. Did you hear the news?"
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"- How dare you accuse me! - Oh, I bet this is it. Here it comes."
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"Cop Drama will return after these messages."
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"- What the hell? - Dude, it's raining frogs."
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"While a whopping 76% say they don't really give a shit."
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"Thanks, Tom. Shit is certainly going down here in this small town of..."
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"Whoa. Shit."
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"Oh, this is ridiculous."
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"- Shit! - Very good, Timmy."
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"On television they usually don't allow "fag""
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"And with the new approval of the word "shit","
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"Don't shit."
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""So hey there, shitty, shitty fag-fag Shitty, shitty fag-fag...""
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"You know, that stuff you get as a appetizer at Thai food restaurants?"
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"- What's that? - Kyle, do you still have"
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"A 75 share. My God, I never thought it was possible."
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"Sir, I'd just like to take this opportunity, and I'm sure I speak for all of us"
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"- What's the new idea? - I can hardly wait."
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"I'm about to piss myself."
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"- Think of the repetition! - It's like saying it once, but double."
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"something to do with everyone getting sick."
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"It comes from the Anglo-Saxon word "scite"."
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"Oh, shit."
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