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Clips from South Park - It Hits the Fan (S05E05)

"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"So guess what they're going to say tonight on that show, Cop Drama?"
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"It was just on the news. People are freaking out, dude."
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"Yeah, I'm going to have people over to my house to see it."
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"Like that time they had the first male-to-male kiss"
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"Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle."
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"What's the matter? You got some sand in your vagina?"
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"for us to be standing around talking about one dumb word being on TV."
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"Yeah, they're gonna say "shit" on television."
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"Oh, sure. I mean, you know,"
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"Hey, Butters. I got tickets to go see Lion King tonight."
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"And my mom and dad say I have to watch it with them"
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"I'm doing my job, Frank. We have to know where that evidence was shipped."
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"And, besides, your job is to protect the men who serve this force."
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"God damn it! When are they gonna say "shit"?"
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"Maybe you're forgetting who you're taking to."
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"I'm sure they're just holding it till the very last scene."
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"- Where are you going, Kyle? - I'm going to the kitchen. This is stupid."
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"- and you're gonna miss it. - I don't really give a..."
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"Well, Mitchell. I guess you're going to do what you're going to do."
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"You're right. Maybe I'll see you around. Goodbye."
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"It's making you cranky. Does it itch?"
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"Wow! We can say "shit" in school now?"
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"Just because they say it on TV, it's all right?"
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"For instance,"
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"The adjective form is now also acceptable."
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"That's right out."
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"Wow, this is gonna be great! A whole new word!"
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"It's not new. I'm gonna look "shit" up in the encyclopedia and prove it."
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"Don't mind Kyle, everyone. He's just got a little sand in his vagina."
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"- There's no sand in my vagina! - Boys, watch your language. Shit."
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"and admitted that I was a homosexual."
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"Well, that store has such lovely shit."
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"Oh, looks like the weather might turn shitty."
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"Oh, I don't really give a shit."
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"What kind of shit is this?"
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"- That is some weird shit. - Suzy, your shit's ready."
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""Hey there...""
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"- What did you call me? - I called you a fag."
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"I'd scarf down a wet bucketful of shit before I ate another plate of meecrob."
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"Haven't you noticed everyone getting sick?"
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"It all started when they said "shit" on television."
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"Look, the word "shit" first showed up in English in the 1340s."
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"sand in your vagina about us not going to Lion King with you?"
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"Sir, your "shit" idea has turned the entire network around."
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"and, well, I'd let you have me if you wanted."
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"Thanks, Roger, but I've only just started."
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"From your ass, children."
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"Detective Sandy Vagina here thinks that "shit" might have"
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"- What's the Black Death, Chef? - La Toya Jackson, children."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"Right, but in the 1340s people in England stopped calling it "scite""
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"and started calling it "shit". The same year as the black plague."
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"A priceless original of England's history."
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"Just about everything you could want to know"
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"Look at this, children."
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"Because it brings a curse? Like the Black Death."
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"You guys, look here. In this Nancy Drew mystery,"
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"- Cartman, this is serious! - So am I, Kyle."
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"- Kenny's got it. - We gotta do something, Chef."
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"If we don't stop that network, "shit" will become an even more acceptable word."
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"If you look out the right side of the aircraft,"
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"you can see some interesting shit."
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"- Now, doing this live will be difficult so... - Hold on a minute, Mr. Producer."
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"- Who wants to take this one? - I'll get it."
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"and of course everyone's favourite show, Cop Drama."
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"For it is you, the loyal HBC viewer, who makes this great network"
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"All right, now, as I was saying..."
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"by helping make "shit" an everyday word."
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"Then get out of here before we have you thrown out."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"all our biggest names to say "shit" and then we're gonna..."
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"Your short time in this world is at an end."
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"I never said I was."
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"- Who are you? - Take this."
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"- Excuse me. Do you work here? - How can I help you, noble sir?"
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"A rune stone of Gaelic. Where did you get this?"
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"Get ready for "Must Shit TV"."
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"Starting now, four straight hours of pure shit. It's all live."
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"Hey. Shit."
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"- Shit. - Yeah. You ain't shit."
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"This is it. My greatest work."
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"by mass chanting the word of wretchedness?"
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"Yeah, we didn't mean to."
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"Leave it to Americans to think that "no" means "yes," "pissed" means "angry""
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"Saying a word of curse once in a while does nothing."
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"It's not really funny any more."
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"Well, they can't use "fag""
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"- Really? So we can't say... - No, see, you got beeped."
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"Serves you right, shit-for-brains."
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"- Man, how could I be such a dumb... - Say not the word of curse!"
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"- What the... - Holy shit!"
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"The Knights were formed to keep curse words to a minimum."
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"A rune stone for each word of curse was made,"
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"- Look, there's the F word. - And "asshole"."
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"enough times to give him power."
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"Then all the world will be destroyed."
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"We are the Royal Order of Standards and Practices."
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"We command you to stop saying the curse word."
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"Listen, Mr. Shiny Pants, I am the head of this network."
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"And I will say "shit" all I want."
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"What have you unleashed upon the world?"
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"Dude, lame! Lame. Bummer, dude."
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"Yeah. We all gotta make sure it doesn't come back."
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"Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems."
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"Look, Gerald. Kyle's on television."
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"The Knights of Standards and Practices were created"
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"to make sure that bad words were kept to a minimum."
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"from its impact."
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"So, please, everyone,"
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"from now on you've got to try and watch your language."
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"- Yeah. - He's right."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- It makes sense. - They're right."
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"We're sorry, noble Knights of Standards and Practices."
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"- Yeah. And Kenny didn't die. - Yeah. I didn't..."
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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