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Clips from South Park - It Hits the Fan (S05E05)

"Four tickets to the Lion King on stage."
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"Oh, come on, you guys. It's supposed to be really cool."
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"You guys! You guys, oh, my God! Oh, my God, you guys!"
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"I was just watching the TV."
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"- They had this commercial. - So?"
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"They're gonna say something that's never been said on television."
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"- What? - You'll never guess."
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"- What? - Guess."
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"God damn it, Cartman."
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"What are they gonna say on Cop Drama?"
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"You ready? Tonight on Cop Drama, on TV,"
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"- They're gonna say "shit" on television? - They can't say "shit" on television."
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"- Holy... shit! - Cool! We got to watch."
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"But I've got these tickets to see Lion King on stage."
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"Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle. I said "shit" on television."
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"It's just a marketing ploy by the network."
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"with Terrance and Phillip."
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"No, I don't have sand in my vagina. I just think it's just a little immature"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Are you guys gonna let your kids watch?"
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"Cop Drama is a very artsy, dramatic show."
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"And they're gonna say "shit"!"
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"And I've decided to invite you before anybody else."
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"Oh, sorry, I can't. They're gonna say "shit" on Cop Drama."
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"so that I don't take it the wrong way."
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"How many ways are there to take it? It's just a stupid word."
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"Hey, everybody! It's on in 30 minutes!"
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"- Oh, was that it? Was that it? - Shipped. He said "shipped.""
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"I told you, we don't have a record of that."
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"Maybe. Maybe protect them from you?"
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"Maybe you're forgetting I used to be a captain."
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"Yeah? You used to be a lot of things."
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"Oh, he doesn't know Mitchell slept with his wife, does he?"
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"- That's it. I've had enough of this. - Don't you turn your back on me, you..."
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"- I said enough! - Is it?"
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"Will it ever be enough?"
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"Jesus Christ, another commercial? Are they ever gonna say "shit"?"
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"But you're going to miss it. They're going to say shit"
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"Oh."
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"Just try and stay friends, no matter what."
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"Oh, and Mitchell?"
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"You got some shit on the side of your mouth right there."
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, thanks."
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"Wow!"
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"Whoa."
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"Dude, you missed it, Kyle! It was so awesome!"
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"Well, I hope it lived up to all the hype. You must feel so much better now."
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"Do you really think anything is going to be any different now?"
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"Do you really think that this will have the tiniest, smallest effect on the world?"
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"It's still the same old world out there. Look!"
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"Oh, whatever."
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"Last night the daring and bold show Cop Drama broke new ground"
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"by saying "shit" on television,"
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"A recent poll shows"
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"a strange virus which causes victims to vomit up their intestines"
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"is making life shitty for a small farming community."
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"Rick Watts has the story."
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"All right, children. In lieu of the common usage,"
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"I'm supposed to clarify the school's position on the word "shit.""
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"Yes, but only in the figurative noun form or the adjective form."
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"You can only use it in the non-literal sense."
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""That's a shitty picture of me" is now fine."
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"However, the literal noun form of "This is a picture of shit" is still naughty."
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"- I don't get it. - Me, neither."
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"For example, "The weather outside is shitty.""
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"However, the literal adjective is not appropriate."
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"For example,"
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""My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet bowl shitty"
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""and I had to clean it with a rag, which then also became shitty.""
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"Ms Choksondik, can we say it in the expletive?"
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"Like "Oh, shit" or "Shit on a shingle"?"
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"Yes, that's now fine."
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"And so, children, instead of saying "Hand in your papers","
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"I may now say, "Hand in your shit." Any questions?"
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"- What about "I have to take a shit"? - No! No, Filmore."
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"You can say "I have to poop and shit" or "Oh, shit, I have to poop","
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"but not "I have to shit." Are we all clear?"
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"- No. - Look, it's all about context."
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"Well, for example, recently I have come out"
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"I'm gay. That means that now I can say the word"
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"that means that finally I am free to say,"
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""Hey there, shitty, shitty fag-fag Shitty, shitty fag-fag, how do you do?"
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"Oh, this is great."
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"Yeah, too bad I don't have shit for cash right now."
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"- Shit, Peter, you look like shit. - Oh, shit, I feel like shit. I think I..."
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"- Shit if I know. - Nice going, shit-for-brains."
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""Hey there, shitty, shitty fag-fag Shitty, shitty fag-fag, how do you do?"
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"- Oh, shit, excuse me. - Hey, watch it, fag."
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"So piss off, you fag-shitter."
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"We're gonna have to start saying other bad words,"
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"- like "cock" and... and "meecrob." - What's "meecrob"?"
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"You guys, you guys! I looked up the word "shit"."
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"I think it might have something to do"
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"- with people dying. - What?"
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"- Oh, Kyle, you are so full of meecrob. - I am not full of... What?"
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"The same time as something called the Black Death."
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"I mean, shit, dude. Let it go."
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"Look, it might be coincidence, but I think we better ask someone. Come on."
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"You see, I've already figured out our new marketing scheme technique"
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"- for the next run of shows. - Oh, he's unstoppable."
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"- Twice! - Brilliant."
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"Well, gentlemen, let's get on it."
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"I'd jump on your shit any day"
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"- Oh, hello, there, children. - Hey, Chef."
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"Chef, do you know where "shit" comes from?"
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"- No, no, no. The word "shit." - Oh."
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"It said in my book that the word "shit" started"
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"the exact same time as something called the Black Death."
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"It says here the word "shit" has been around for over 600 years."
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"This is the oldest book in the library."
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"about the plague is in this great tome."
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"Well, this other book has some good information, too."
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"Over half of Europe was killed by it."
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"Look, they're puking out their intestines, just like the people here."
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"It says the people in England believed that the plague was a curse."
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"A dark, magic infliction brought on by a mass utterance of a word of curse."
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"about why we use the term "curse word" before."
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"Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe."
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"This could explain how Kyle got it in his vagina."
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"If that sand in your vagina doesn't get released,"
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