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Clips from Futurama - Bendin' in the Wind (S03E03)

"# Froggie went a-courtin', and he did ride Uh-huh, uh-huh #"
Futurama
"# Well, Froggie went a-courtin' and he did ride #"
Futurama
"# Somethin', Bender is great #"
Futurama
"# Froggie went a-courtin' and Bender is great #"
Futurama
"There must be layers and layers of old stuff down there."
Futurama
"What's that?"
Futurama
"I invite you to come a-knockin'."
Futurama
"- Wow! Neat! - Oh!"
Futurama
"It's a triumph of free-spirited German engineering."
Futurama
"This thing can't go faster than 80,000 miles an hour?"
Futurama
"Where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time?"
Futurama
"- Why won't it start? - It just needs some gas."
Futurama
"Okay. Okay. I can do this."
Futurama
"Oh, no!"
Futurama
"- What is it? Good news? - Bender, your hydraulics are shot."
Futurama
"He heals with the power of laughter."
Futurama
"Come on. Take it."
Futurama
"Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you right now."
Futurama
"Oh. Well. So long anyway."
Futurama
"Well, that's my good friend Beck."
Futurama
"My outfit... it's... it's..."
Futurama
"But cross me, and I'll turn on you like that."
Futurama
"Yeah!"
Futurama
"Oh, no! My beautiful money!"
Futurama
"- It got ruined in the wash. - Mine too. Even my change."
Futurama
"Oh, I don't believe my broken eyes!"
Futurama
"It's Bender, the washboard player!"
Futurama
"Hey, man, we caught your concert from here."
Futurama
"It's in that bin behind me."
Futurama
"Aw, hang in there, folks."
Futurama
"I bet before you know it, you guys'll be..."
Futurama
"Whoa, dawg. Just cold chill."
Futurama
"I wish I could help raise awareness about broken robots."
Futurama
"We can all get together for a big benefit concert in San Francisco."
Futurama
"And we can call it "Bend-Aid" after me, Bender."
Futurama
"Smells like something died in the wall."
Futurama
"All right, but hands off the minibar."
Futurama
"Tuesday, Golden Gate Park..."
Futurama
"A portion of the proceeds might go to help broken robots."
Futurama
"You know, when I first got broken..."
Futurama
"I got fame, money, groupies..."
Futurama
"and it's all thanks to being completely immobilized."
Futurama
"Wait! That's it! I'll fake it."
Futurama
"They're beautiful!"
Futurama
"And now, stand up and turn on your hidden tape recorders..."
Futurama
"- Bender rules! - Groove on, man!"
Futurama
"Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours..."
Futurama
"Bender, to start your foundation for broken robots..."
Futurama
"I don't know what to say."
Futurama
"# People say my broken friend is useless #"
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"- # Or toss me into a trash can # - Bender, what are you doing?"
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"# Just 'cause I can't cook you ham and eggs #"
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"- What are you doing? - # Don't crush me into an anchor #"
Futurama
"You big, fat fraud! You're not really broken!"
Futurama
"Whoa!"
Futurama
"Oh, no! I forgot this is a hoverbridge."
Futurama
"And I forgot this isn't a hover car!"
Futurama
"Oh."
Futurama
"I never meant to hurt anyone, or help anyone."
Futurama
"Bender, that's some played-out, new jack horse crap."
Futurama
"All right, all right."
Futurama
"Let me just do one thing to cheer myself up."
Futurama
"They dug up a bag of Olestra chips from my time."
Futurama
"One of those Led Zeppelins I've heard so much about?"
Futurama
"No, it's an old Volkswagen van."
Futurama
"Hey, mister, mind if I take this old van?"
Futurama
"Sure. You want to dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses."
Futurama
"Yeah, yeah. I've gotten used cars before."
Futurama
"What's that?"
Futurama
"One of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about?"
Futurama
"It's called a van. And in light of the fact that it's not a-rockin'..."
Futurama
"Hey! The speedometer only goes up to 80."
Futurama
"No, it can't. But it's got a driver's side floor..."
Futurama
"and an eight-track player with genuine mono sound."
Futurama
"Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas."
Futurama
"Petroleum reserves ran dry in 2038."
Futurama
"Gas was an environmental disaster anyway."
Futurama
"Now we use alternative fuels."
Futurama
"- Like what? - Whale oil."
Futurama
"Bender, lift it up to the can opener."
Futurama
"Oh, no! I'm not going near it."
Futurama
"Last time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off."
Futurama
"Oh, right. Plus, the magnet..."
Futurama
"screws up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs."
Futurama
"What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer?"
Futurama
"How ridiculous!"
Futurama
"Bender, if you don't open that can right now, your fear will own you."
Futurama
"And nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that."
Futurama
"# I don't care 'cause the master's gone away ##"
Futurama
"It's toe-tappingly tragic."
Futurama
"You'll never move again."
Futurama
"You'll have to get a new one."
Futurama
"Poor Bender."
Futurama
"Well, let's drag him to the curb."
Futurama
"Wait a minute. Bender is my best friend."
Futurama
"We can't just dump him in the gutter like Grandma's ashes."
Futurama
"Oh! My life is over."
Futurama
"I'll never know happiness again."
Futurama
"Hello there."
Futurama
"Look, Bender. It's Patch Cord Adams."
Futurama
"What's the matter? Can't move your arms?"
Futurama
"Well, so long. Get well soon."
Futurama
"Oh, I'm doomed!"
Futurama
"Everybody leave me alone. I don't wanna be seen this way."
Futurama
"Aw, you look so sad."
Futurama
"You want me to send Patch Cord Adams back in?"
Futurama
"Hey, the blues."
Futurama
"The tragic sound of other people's suffering."
Futurama
"- That's kind of a pick-me-up."
Futurama
"- Wow, that was great! - Hey, thanks. You a fan?"
Futurama
"I don't know. Let me see."
Futurama
"Oh, my God, you're Beck!"
Futurama
"I'd get up to shake your hand and steal your wallet..."
Futurama
"but my crappy body crapped out on me."
Futurama
"Don't take it so hard. I used to miss my body too..."
Futurama
"but then I fished this mannequin out of the 92-Cent Store Dumpster."
Futurama
"even as he reinvents them, just like you."
Futurama
"So do it, robot. It's easier than it looks."
Futurama
"I'll never be a musician now."
Futurama
"Come on. Move those arms. Use the power of mental thinking."
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