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Clips from The Good Place - Flying (S01E01)

"Oh, I'm so glad you noticed. I was very proud of that."
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"One of the hardest problems I had to solve."
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"Eleanor, I know what you did."
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"Cleaning up the entire neighborhood by yourself."
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"I knew you were special, but this is proof."
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"Well, I was just doing my part. You know, and, um..."
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"Since I'm special, your words, I didn't get to fly."
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"I'm sorry. No, I've had to ban flying for 1,000 years. Too many injuries."
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"One resident hit a rotting turkey carcass at a 1,000 miles an hour."
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"It just exploded into this fireball of turkey flesh and bones and sinew."
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"So I have moved out of my apartment officially"
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"Figured it would cause less suspicion"
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"and make things easier for our "good person" lessons."
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"Cool. Uh, just FYI, I'm a very loud snorer."
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"And I like to drip dry in the nude, so eyes to yourself, perv."
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"Okay. Fine. Now you got a long way to go to pull this off."
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"It will take hours and hours of studying ethics and moral philosophy."
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"We're gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers."
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"It's gonna be so much fun."
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"Remind me what I'm getting out of this again."
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"You get to avoid eternal damnation."
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"- Hey, I got you a present. - What?"
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"Senegal."
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"That's not a present. That's just common decency."
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"Yeah, but I forkin' nailed it."
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"Good talk."
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"Aw, shirt."
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"Now, what kind of pornography would you like to see?"
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"by process of elimination."
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"Doesn't really matter of what she's a princess of. It's not really important."
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"No, no, no, I'm gonna run this way."
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"and all you wanted to do was talk about morals."
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"No really, look. Here I go."
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"I felt bad about what I did. It was a weird feeling."
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"to be calm and in control and I'm falling apart."
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"Now that you're dead, let's live a little, right?"
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"I don't know what to do here. This is a mess."
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"Still not used to being in a human body."
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"You are too selfish to ever be a good person."
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"All right, everyone, let's get started."
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"This neighborhood is a disaster."
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