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Clips from The Good Place - Flying (S01E01)

"- Wait, what? - These people might be good,"
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"My soul is in your hands, soulmate."
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"Okay, well, how about we just chill"
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"Everybody, everybody!"
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"We know where it happened."
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"One little flaw can lead to..."
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"Well, it can lead to..."
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"It's The Good Place, you can get anything you want at any time."
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"The Metaphysics of Morals by Immanuel Kant."
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"of the mind's receptivity to duty."
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"It's a book on how to act good."
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"Please, help me, man. I swear I am worth it."
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"What country am I from?"
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"You were born in Phoenix. You went to school in Tempe."
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"Betsy."
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"I did that out of principle, because it absolutely had your name on it."
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"If I check the other ones, I can figure it out"
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"and then there's something less fun that people are doing for the common good."
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"Which do you choose?"
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"Uh, well, this face that I've constructed for myself."
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"Us, too!"
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"And the answer is never. You're never gonna stop."
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"So you're gonna help me figure out how to stay, right?"
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"Most great philosophers would say"
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"especially when your motivations are so obviously corrupt."
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"So it sounds to me like you are on board the "Help Eleanor" train."
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"Well, I've narrowed it down to two possibilities, yes and no."
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"I got off work early. I've been here for about an hour,"
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"and I'm already pretty drunk."
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"Guess the only place I'll be driving is through the giant loophole"
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"if there's a single glitch in the system,"
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"Shouldn't these be magical trash bags?"
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"Janet, I'm finished with cleanup, and I'm ready to fly."
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"- How do I start? - Hop on the launch pad"
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"It's working!"
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"Everything... Everything seems fine."
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"Chidi! Hey. Before you say anything..."
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"there were only five minutes left in flying and I wanted to go flying."
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"You are on your own."
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"Jianyu, the architect of this neighborhood"
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"Yes, yes, I understand."
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"Just water tonight, huh? Designated driver?"
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"I've thrown up in a lot of cabs."
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"Hey. How did you know I was here?"
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"You're doing this because you feel bad."
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"Not used to it. Didn't love it."
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"Look, I think you're capable of change."
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"Anyway, enjoy your coffee. And the cup."
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"and into your guest room."
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"Oh, yeah. Right."
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"- You, Eleanor Shellstrop, are dead. - Cool."
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"Eleanor, you are my soulmate."
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"There's been a big mistake."
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"I'm not supposed to be here."
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"but are they really that much better than me?"
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"Eleanor! This is all happening because of you!"
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"Give me a chance. Let me earn my place here."
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"Let me be your ethical guinea pig."
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"Morally speaking, this is a putrid, disgusting bowl of ethical soup."
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"and go to the town meeting and talk it out after?"
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"Great. Hey, how do I make that helper woman show up?"
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"Hello? Front desk lady? Magical slave robot?"
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"- Excuse me, Janet? - Hi, there."
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"Still not used to it. Um, Janet, I need..."
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"Quick question, can anyone access our search history,"
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"or is this an incognito browsing situation"
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"like when you're stalking a hot mailman from your work computer?"
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"It is 100% confidential."
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"No one can access what you ask me, including Michael."
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"No. No, no, no, not porn."
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"I, um... I need clothes, like yours and Chidi's with the stripes."
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"There you go."
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"Gather round, please, thank you, thank you."
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"Obviously, there's something very wrong with this neighborhood."
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"We don't know what it is, how long it will last,"
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"or what caused it."
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"What do we know, Janet?"
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"- Here. - Yes, thank you, Janet."
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"The chaos happened here."
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"See, that's the trouble with these perfect systems."
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"Gary over there."
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"Hey, Gary. Hang in there, buddy."
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"Boy, my armpits are leaking. What is that called again?"
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"- Sweat. - Right, right."
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"And what do you do with sweat? Do you lick it away, is that right?"
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"- No, you dab it with a cloth. - Oh, right."
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"And then you lick the cloth? That seems weirder."
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"- Michael. Look! - Okay. That's a good sign."
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"It could mean that this is almost over."
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"Oh, such a relief."
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"That was my first time as a fashion "don't,""
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"and I did not care for it."
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"Okay, things are settling down outside."
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"I think it's time to..."
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"make me good, partner. How do we do it?"
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"Is there a pill I can take or something I could vape?"
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"Where did you get a chalkboard?"
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"And you chose a chalkboard?"
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"What are you reading?"
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"It's a treatise on the aesthetic preconditions"
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"Oh, great! So you've decided to help me?"
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"I don't know. There's a thousand questions."
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"- Is there a moral imperative to help you? - Hmm."
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"Do I have a greater obligation to my community?"
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"Are you taking someone else's spot, someone who deserves to be here?"
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"Ooh! On that question, I honestly think I was just put here by mistake."
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"Because Michael called me Eleanor Shellstrop,"
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"so he knows I'm me."
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"He's just wrong about my overall "quality" level."
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"Tell me one fact that you know about me."
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"I mean, we spent the whole day together. You must remember something."
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"Is it racist if I say Africa?"
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"Yes, and Africa is not a country. I am from Senegal."
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"Do I have any siblings? Where did I go to college?"
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"Trick question. You didn't."
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"I was literally a college professor."
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"Do you not remember one single thing about me?"
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"Dude, things have been nuts around here."
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"I bet you don't know anything about me."
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"You're an only child."
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