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Clips from The Good Place - Flying (S01E01)

"I really do, but you don't understand."
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"This was the very first neighborhood that I got to design."
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"It was my chance to prove myself, and now I've blown it."
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"You know, sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful,"
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"like with Cindy Crawford and how short she is."
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"Oh, Tahani, if I made one tiny mistake in my design,"
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"if even one blade of grass is angled a fraction of a degree off..."
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"The whole neighborhood is compromised."
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"Whose dog is that?"
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"Guys, whose dog is that?"
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"Whose dog is that?"
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"See, this is one of those glitches I was talking about."
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"Nice try, puppy!"
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"Phew! That was a close one."
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"Teacup!"
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"Hey, have you seen my dog?"
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"Five more minutes, flyers!"
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"- Five more minutes! - Oh, man, really?"
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"and conjure an image that brings you pure joy."
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"Some people think of their wedding day or favorite vacation spot."
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"People puking on roller coasters."
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"People puking on roller coasters."
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"Ow! What the fork?"
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"Janet, any chance this is a scheduled trash storm?"
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"So here's the situation, Pevita."
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"I kind of kicked your dog into the sun."
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"But I got her back."
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"Teacup, thank goodness you're okay."
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"Everyone, it is merely a construct of a dog."
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"It feels no pain or joy or love."
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"Teacup doesn't love me?"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it definitely feels love."
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"Do you actually want a dog that loves you a little bit more?"
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"Because I can kick her right back into the sun"
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"and get you another one just like that."
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"- No! - Oh, boy. I'm making things worse."
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"Okay, all right, that's all right. Breathe. Breathe. Do you breathe?"
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"If you do, then just breathe"
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"'cause everything's fine, Michael, it's fine."
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"It's raining garbage. Run!"
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"That's it, I just don't want you to say anything."
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"- What did you do? - Nothing!"
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"It just started raining trash out of nowhere for no reason at all."
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"Okay, fine, fine."
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"My bag broke, and I ditched the trash"
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"instead of taking it all the way to the dumpster."
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"But in my defense,"
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"How is that a defense? You made a bad choice."
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"I made a bad choice? We could have literally been flying,"
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"I mean, you're like the worst part of Superman."
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"This is a relief. I can stop my deliberations."
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"You're a selfish person, and it is pointless to help you."
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"Oh, man."
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"- How 'bout this trash storm, Gunnar? - More cleaning up to do."
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"It's a... It's a dream come true."
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"We're okay!"
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"You can't die here."
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"Come on, I mean, even you have to admit, those guys are psycho."
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"I don't know what's happening to me. I mean, it's my duty"
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"No, Michael, you are a paragon of fortitude."
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"You're a mountain of strength."
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"I'm not a mountain of strength."
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"I'm a canyon..."
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"full of poo-poo."
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"has just referred to himself as a canyon full of poo-poo."
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"Surely now you will say something."
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"Grace us with your vocalized wisdom. Please, I'm begging you."
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"Oh."
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"The strength is inside me. It's been there all along."
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"No, of course, I can overcome any obstacle."
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"Oh, thank you, Jianyu, thank you."
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"I'm back."
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"You did it."
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"Oh, you have so much to teach me."
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"Maybe I should try to be silent, too."
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"Oh! That was wonderful! So cleansing."
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"- Yeah, it sucks. - I think it's awesome."
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"I mean, someone's got to do it, right?"
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"I think it's a cool thing to do for people."
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"Yeah. No, I meant..."
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"I meant it sucks that I can't do it more often, you know?"
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"I actually prefer it to drinking."
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"Staying sober and knowing my friends will get home safe,"
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"that's my buzz."
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"Hey, guys, good news and bad news."
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"See that hot bartender over there? He's into me, and we're gonna bang it out."
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"The bad news is, it means I can't drive you guys home."
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"But I did call a cab for you guys."
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"But they recognized my number, and they didn't want to come."
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"So are we good here?"
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"Eleanor, you have a very important choice to make."
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"If you blow us off,"
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"you are banned from Thursday night drinks forever."
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"Yeah, I'm good with that."
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"I'll see you guys at work. Peace!"
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"You, let's go."
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"I saw you from my window."
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"That's where I live, by the way. Not that you ever asked."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I went to all the places where I dumped trash earlier"
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"and cleaned it up so it couldn't be traced back to me."
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"Well, it looks like you cleaned up everything."
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"And you're not even doing it to get me to help you anymore,"
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"because I told you that's not gonna happen."
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"Okay, yeah, fine, I felt bad"
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"for stupid Gunnar and stupider Antonio and the whole neighborhood."
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"Well, feeling remorse about being wrong"
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"isn't as good as just doing something right, but it's a start."
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"And I will help you try."
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"Oh, wow, man, I swear I won't let you down."
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"Hi there. I've collected the worst-smelling garbage that I could find."
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"Do you still want me to dump it inside of Antonio's house?"
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"What? No."
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"I did not tell you to do that. You are loco, girlfriend."
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"Okay, I won't let you down starting now."
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"Ah, Eleanor. Good morning."
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"Michael, do you know what the best part about this place is?"
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"You figured out how to make a to-go cup"
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"that doesn't leak right where the seam meets the lid."
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