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Clips from 30 Rock - When It Rains, It Pours (S05E05)

"Back that..."
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"...mick! - Disgusting, sir."
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"It's because you've always put out this negative energy."
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"But now that you're with someone, you're happy and confident."
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"Guys can sense that."
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"Confident, huh?"
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"Time-saver."
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"Think about it, Liz."
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"Lemon, I am not an old dad."
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"Because that makes you Jack Klugman."
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"Do you remember my tattoo mishap?"
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"but someone slipped a note under my door to remind me."
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"- I'm werewolfing myself. - Sure."
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"and locks himself into a jail?"
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"I've missed the birth of both of my sons"
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""Cooking a French-bread pizza" and "forgot.""
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"Grizz is guarding the other door..."
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"And my mood ring!"
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"And good for you, Liz Lemon."
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"There's something about you lately."
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"Make me want to put my feet in your mouth."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"70, Lemon."
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"Will I ever experience the father-son bonding"
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"I will be senile or dead for the better part of my child's life."
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"to speak to and guide my son, even from the grave."
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"And stand outside in a crowd like some Italian?"
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"I don't think so."
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"This is a fire drill. All NB C employees, exit to the plaz a."
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"but the President is saying we have to go outside."
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"If I were a real werewolf,"
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"Same rules for if I were the Hulk."
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"What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, I'm gonna kill that man."
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"I am your father."
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"The purpose of these DVDs"
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"in my absence."
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"I once hit a stand-up triple off Fidel Castro."
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"I will begin with the basics."
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"and the blade of your katana is frosted into its scabbard..."
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"What are you guys working on?"
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"So you play?"
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"Civil War re-enactor."
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"Death to Lincoln!"
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"Oh, so, a Southern gentleman."
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"Let's switch to the other deck."
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"in an Exxon station?"
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"Your main titles, milady."
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"It's very authentic."
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"You know, if you wanted to cheat on Carol"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"the Statue of Liberty was completed in what year?"
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"'cause that night I was randomly attacked"
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"And that was 1986."
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"And a centennial is 100 years,"
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"so his death must appear to be accidental."
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"Remember, the backflip is 90% confidence."
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"I'm sorry, sir. I was just sweeping your terrace,"
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"and my mom and her friend Ron"
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"We don't need you. So move on with your life..."
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"where he belongs or end..."
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"in his death."
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"Juggling is easier than it looks."
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"For more, let's go to NBC's Andrea Mitchell."
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"Thank you, Brian."
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"Ritchie Tamuto, Islanders fan and role-playing slave owner."
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"Oh, reallo?"
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"So, yes."
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"My assistant editor, Donna."
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"For seven years, I've been sitting close enough to touch her..."
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"I am really sorry that I did what I did."
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"I love her so much."
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"All right, I'll make you a deal."
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"So many memories."
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"Where the hell is Tracy Jordan?!"
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"Oh, I don't..."
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"Drugs during childbirth?"
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"I know, 'cause I'm a descendant of Thomas Jefferson"
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"Liz, we need to talk... about us."
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"Tracy, if you're pulling on it while I'm hitting the button..."
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"- Stop pulling... - I'm freaking out!"
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"Well, Angie, you did it."
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"'Cause I love you, baby."
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"I wouldn't have missed whatever just happened here for anything."
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"I don't know what I'd do without you."
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"and have been assured that I will have certain powers in Heaven..."
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"sending messages through animals, for instance."
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"and then do the opposite."
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"You do whatever you want to, Kenneth."
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"I won't let you down, sir!"
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"I really don't care."
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"Explain."
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"Jackie D, you want to make God laugh? Make a plan."
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"Oh, she's in the crib. Good."
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"Jack, talk me down."
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"I'm having a girl!"
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"Good afternoon. Let's jump in."
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"I think it's nice to occasionally splurge on a straight-razor shave."
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"a bathing suit makes perfectly acceptable underwear."
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"Put potato chips on a sandwich!"
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"Would you talk like that to your mother or your daughter"
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"Just because my friend is blond and never closes her mouth fully..."
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"Hey, I wasn't talking to her. I was talking to you, Glasses."
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"I bet you have..."
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"Well, I'm not surprised... not because you're not cute."
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"So can I finally wear that cowboy hat I bought at KISS FM's Lake Jam '97?"
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"Um, the point is, being with someone makes people want to be with you."
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"Hey..."
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"I want your feet in my mouth!"
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"- When it rains, it pours! - When it rains, it pours!"
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"Hello, "Javery.""
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"Like God, I created man!"
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"We're having a boy!"
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"That's great! Congratulations!"
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"Every woman my boy dates will get compared to me."
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"And they will be found wanting."
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"He's very lucky to have you as his mother."
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"I'll tell you why he's lucky. He's got an old dad."
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"I'm sorry?"
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