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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Ricks Must Be Crazy (S02E02)

"I told them this means "Peace among worlds"."
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"but once I learn to accelerate the temporal field,"
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"I'll be able to interact with any sentient life"
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"I call a blooble yank."
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"You'll be taking most of their energy."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it."
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"This is wrong, Kyle. What you're doing is wrong."
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"You're basically-- This is slavery."
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"You're talking about creating a planet of slaves."
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"- Told you, Zeep. - Oh, they won't be slaves."
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"They'll work for each other and pay each other money."
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"- What? - Wait a minute."
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"That's all you are."
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"I made you. Your microverse sucks!"
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"And your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank!"
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"So he made a universe,"
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"and that guy is from that universe."
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"Where my father died."
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"Where I couldn't make time for his funeral"
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"because I was working on my universe."
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"You know, one time, Rick sh-- accidentally shot"
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"his laser pistol right through my hand."
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"You know, I mean, like, old-lady science, you know?"
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"She's a real--"
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"Because she-- she'll-- She bucks pretty hard."
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"Come on, come on, come on."
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"Pterodactyl!"
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"When I get out of this teenyverse,"
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"I'm gonna smash it to pieces with you in it."
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"Yeah, well, when I get out of this teenyverse,"
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"That's what you used my universe for?"
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"Yeah, but don't flatter yourself."
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"There's always AAA, you fucking cocksucker!"
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"I crafted the guy that created the planet you're standing on!"
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"Yeah, and I made the stars that became the carbon in your mother's ovaries!"
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"I didn't ask to be born!"
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"All right, that's it! I'm out."
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"Someone has to bring a little culture."
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"whose entire culture powers my brake lights!"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, God."
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"I am unable to destroy this army."
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"- but you will not permit it. - Correct."
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"You also refuse to authorize emotional countermeasures."
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"If you're talking about the melting ghost babies,"
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"yes, please, no more of that."
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"Confirmed."
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"in compliance with your parameters."
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"But I do want to say you are not making this easy."
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"You know you're kind of a dick, right?"
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"My function is to keep Summer safe,"
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"not keep Summer being, like, totally stoked"
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"about, like, the general vibe and stuff."
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"That's you. That's how you talk."
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"I hope your God is as big a dick as you."
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"because you created someone smarter than you."
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"You're leading the tree people?"
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"We have no leaders."
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"We follow only the will of the forest."
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"Ooh. Wow."
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"- Gaaaaay. - That is pretty gay."
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"but you have spent this time learning nothing."
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"There is something I wish to teach you."
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"For generations, it has guided the--"
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"They eat every third baby"
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"because they think it makes fruit grow bigger."
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"I m-- I miss my family. I miss my laptop."
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"You two are putting aside your bullshit,"
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"No can do, Morty. I just can't."
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"I just don't see how I can--"
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"You have 10 seconds to get out of the ship!"
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"10, 9..."
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"I guess you're an okay proto recombinator."
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"I've certainly seen worse ionic cell dioxination."
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"a second mortgage on that tower."
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"All right, okay, okay, okay, wrap it up."
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"Yes! You did it! Yes!"
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"Hey, uh, how about that drink?"
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"Sure, I just need to go grab my wallet from inside my ship."
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"Isour wallet in your ship?"
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"That's where the transporter is, too, so why don't we come with?"
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"That asshole's willing to risk everything he cares about just to defeat me!"
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"- Morty, hop on my back. - Why?"
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"Aaaaaah! ...Eight..."
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"Oh, hey, guys. I just finished cooking us a feast."
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"...seven..."
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"If that were really true, then..."
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"that could call upon dormant nanobots in your bloodstream"
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"Concentrate and turn into a car, Morty."
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"...six..."
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"Now let's get out of here and destroy this whole universe."
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"Excuse me?"
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"...five--"
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"I have brokered a peace agreement"
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"between the giant spiders and the government."
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"Thanks to the skilled diplomacy of this mysterious space car,"
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"side by side in peace."
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"We will stop bombing them, and they will no longer use"
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"their telepathic abilities to make us wander into webs"
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"Instead, we will work together to make this world"
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"Leave it alone."
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"Not a bad trade for spider peace."
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"All right, that's it. Move out!"
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"Rick!"
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"Don't do it."
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"You quit school, but you still got some learning to do."
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"Geez."
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"- You all right? - Uh-huh!"
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"I'm pretty sure the battery's dead."
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"Of course you don't. But Zeep did."
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"I was gonna have to toss a broken battery,"
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"or the battery wouldn't be broken."
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"We really just needed to be honest with those guys."
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"All right, here we go."
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"Thank y-o-o-ou."
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"See, Morty? This is what it's all about."
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"- Uh-huh. - Ew! What the hell?"
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"Jesus! There's flies in my ice cream."
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"Presidential decree--"
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"All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs."
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"- We almost died! - I don't want to hear it, Summer!"
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