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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Ricks Must Be Crazy (S02E02)

"There's pros and cons to every alternate timeline"
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"It's got giant, telepathic spiders, 11 9/11s,"
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"and the best ice cream in the multiverse!"
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"- Shut up! - We go get some ice cream, motherfucker!"
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"Oh, boy. W-what's wrong, Rick?"
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"Stay put, don't touch any buttons,"
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"Wait! You can't leave me here!"
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"Nobody's better than me!"
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"Aah! Aaaaah!"
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"That was my daughter's pediatrician! Aah!"
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"Confirmed."
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"No."
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"Oh, God, help me. Help me!"
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"Help me, please! You can help me!"
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""Whoa, this is unexpected."
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"20 terawatts of juice up to the engine, Morty."
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"I thought we were inside your car battery, Rick."
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"T-t-this is like a whole p-planet or something."
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"until a planet developed intelligent life."
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"And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine"
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"and charge my phone and stuff."
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"They get married and make children"
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"that replace them when they get too old to make power."
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"That just sounds like slavery with extra steps."
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"It appears we are being revisited"
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"But why has Rick returned?"
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"There's nothing dishonest about what we're doing."
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"Obviously you really know nothing about car repair."
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"Rick, our alien friend."
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"That's correct. We've evolved."
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"Our most brilliant scientist, Zeep Xanflorp,"
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"has developed a source of energy"
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"that makes gooble boxes obsolete."
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"Zeep, you have an honored guest from beyond the stars."
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"Ohhhh, snap!"
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"Fine."
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"It's hard for people to grasp,"
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"Dumb name."
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"Would it be possible for us to get some kind of tour"
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"I don't have time."
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"Yes, Chris. Thanks for reminding me of that."
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"Whoa-oh!"
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"No more gooble boxes."
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"I got to tell you, Zeep, with no disrespect,"
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"making your power."
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"No, what are you doing telling this guy"
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"Somewhere on this planet, there's got to be"
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"his people will go back to stomping on their gooble boxes,"
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"I've convinced the people of this planet that I'm a traveler"
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"from another world."
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"You don't think that's overdoing it a little?"
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"Keep Summer safe-- No physical force."
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"Psychological option detected."
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"Come out with your hands up, or we will be forced to open fire!"
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"Jesus Christ, cease fire! Stay back!"
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"H-h-hunter?"
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"Oh, my dear, sweet God, Hunter."
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"Oh, my boy. My boy."
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"Hunter? Don't--"
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"All of you have loved ones."
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"All can be returned. All can be taken away."
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"Keep Summer safe."
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"All of them. That's their job."
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"So remember-- a crank a day is not nearly enough."
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"to the wonders of electricity via a pulley-based device"
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"But what they won't know is--"
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"That just sounds like slavery with ex... tra... steps."
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"- Microverse! - Uh, teenyverse."
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"Much obliged."
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"You're my battery, motherfucker."
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"And that guy made a universe."
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"Science, huh? Ain't it a thing."
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"You got to hang on tight, you know?"
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"Asshole!"
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"I'm gonna get out of the surrounding miniverse"
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"Don't make things worse, Rick!"
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"Uh, he's not gonna destroy your universe."
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"I can craft stuff, too, pal!"
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"Just like I crafted your reality!"
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"I-I'm gonna go into the wilderness,"
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"and I'm gonna make a new life for myself among the tree people."
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"- It can't be worse than this. - Sure. Okay, Morty."
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"W-w-why are you trying to start a myth?"
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"And it certainly can't be someone"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"What are we going to do now?"
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"I am currently constructing a security measure"
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"Hey, that's my deer!"
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"You're here"
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"Oh, I thought we were both here because I created a universe of idiots."
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"Holy shit. Morty?"
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"I haven't seen you in months."
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"You have to get us the fuck out of here."
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"These people are backwards savages."
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"I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood the other day!"
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"Look, I don't care what it takes."
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"All right, not bad."
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"If this works, drinks are on me."
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"I'm an alcoholic."
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"You guys are the fucking worst! Your gods are a lie!"
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"He's psychotic!"
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"Aaaah! Oof!"
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"Hold still."
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"Aaaah! Holy--"
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"Hey, you got to sign out."
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"Nothing you do matters! Your existence is a lie!"
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"Would you like to go to dinner with--"
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"Uh, no."
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"What are we gonna do, Rick? We're so screwed."
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"Quick, Morty, you've got to turn into a car."
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"to restructure your anatomy and turn you into a car."
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"- Oh, my God! - Concentrate, Morty."
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"Never mind. Here's a taxi. Get in. It's fine."
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"What's going on?"
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"from this day forward, human- and spiderkind will live"
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"What do we do about the space car?"
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"I mean, what did it really do, anyways?"
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"Kill a guy and paralyze his buddy?"
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"Summer is safe."
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"Aah!"
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