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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Ricks Must Be Crazy (S02E02)

"Class dismissed."
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"What are you doing, Rick?"
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"He knew that once I got back to my car,"
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"one of two things was gonna happen--"
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"Yeah. Listen to that baby purr."
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"- What the fuck did you do, Summer?! - It was your ship!"
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"- It melted a child! - My ship doesn't do anything..."
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"- It killed it itself! - ...unless it's told to do something!"
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"and you ruined ice cream with your boobs out."
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"Did you get any of that?"
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"I can't believe the things this reality considers PG-13."
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"fun facts about this one--"
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""Quantum carburetor"? Jesus, Morty."
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"You can't just add a--"
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"Sci-Fi word to a car word and hope it means something."
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"Huh, looks like something's wrong with the microverse battery."
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"Keep Summer safe."
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"Ugh. Wonderful."
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"Um..."
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"- Keep Summer safe. - Aaaaaaah!"
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"Hey, man, what the hell?!"
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"##"
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"Oh, man. Where are we, Rick?"
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"when when you said, "Go inside what?""
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"And I said, "The battery"?"
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"And then we showed up here, and I wasn't like,"
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"This is not what I was expecting, Morty."
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"We're inside the battery. I get it."
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"- You don't have to bust my balls. - Huh, this isn't right."
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"This pipe's supposed to be sending"
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"W-w-w-whoa, people?"
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"It's time for some hands-on engine repair."
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"Holy crap!"
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"Thanks, Morty. I'm pretty proud of this bad boy."
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"Check it out."
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"I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field"
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"I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity,"
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"You have a whole planet sitting around making your power for you?"
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"It's society. They work for each other, Morty."
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"Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college."
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"by the alien known as Rick, who once gave our world"
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"improving our daily lives, while safely removing"
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"the dangerous waste power to a special disposal volcano."
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"And what will he say when he hears the big news?"
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"Let's find out."
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"You need to tell these people they're in a battery, Rick."
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"Would you relax, Morty?"
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"Now slap on these antennae."
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"- These people need to think we're aliens. - What? Why?"
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"Wait for the ramp, Morty."
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"Coming through."
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"Uh, Mr. President, um, couldn't help but notice"
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"that you were having problems generating power."
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"Y-you told me it means "much obliged"."
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"Oh. Right. Uh, b-blow me."
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"Fix it or it's your ass."
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"Chris, I'm in the middle of something."
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"Rick the alien."
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"Rick the alien..."
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"Really? You're gonna pull that move?"
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"I guided your entire civilization."
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"Your people have a holiday named Ricksgiving."
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"I dropped out of school."
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"R-Rick was hoping to see your new energy source."
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"with a planet capable of generating massive amounts of power."
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"- Excuse me? - Nothing."
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"I mean, it's hard for us to comprehend all this."
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"of your miniverse from the inside?"
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"This isn't a fucking chocolate factory."
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"Didn't you say time goes more slowly in the miniverse"
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"relative to the real world?"
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"I put an unbounded vacuum inside a temporal field"
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"to the wonders of electricity in the form of a device"
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"I call a flooble crank."
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"What they don't know is"
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"out of the miniverse to be used by us."
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"I really think what you're doing here is unethical."
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"- It's not cool. - What?!"
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"Y-y-you got the people on this world slaving away"
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"I mean, that's what I call slavery."
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"in exchange for money, which they then--"
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"Well, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps."
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"Eek barba dirkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college."
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"Rick, a word?"
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"That's a pretty fucked up "ooh-la-la"."
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"that his miniverse is unethical?"
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"Do you not see the hypocrisy here?"
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"Holy crap. You're right, Morty."
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"Hypocrisy."
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"an arrogant scientist prick on the verge of microverse technology,"
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"which would threaten to make Zeep's flooble cranks obsolete,"
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"and you and I will be on ice cream street, baby!"
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"Eating that motherfucking ice cream!"
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"Slurping, slurping, slurping it up."
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"Wh-wh-why are you making that face?"
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"It's me."
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"I mean, you could achieve the same effect"
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"with a pair of-- Never mind."
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"You know what? I shouldn't be so critical."
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"I'm an alien."
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"Places, please. We're about to land."
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"Law enforcement converging on location."
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"Confirm custom defense protocol--"
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"- Yes. - Processing."
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"Come out of the vehicle with your hands in the air!"
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"Scanning assailants."
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"Gestating."
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"Daddy?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"What the hell?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was all my fault."
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"W-w-w-what?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Please step away from the vehicle."
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"And if you continue to turn your flooble cranks,"
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"I will bring you other great alien advancements."
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"- Hey, uh, let me ask you something. - Yes?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, like, energy-wise."
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"Anyone working on, say, a little universe in a box?"
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"Crank it."
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