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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century (S11E11)

"Besides, Bill, you're broke."
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"But-but I've done my research. I got something with this"
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"this bird nonsense, Charlie. Yes."
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"Is that... is that drugs, Frank? Yeah."
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"No, dude, I need you keeping him clean,"
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"I got to have the drugs here"
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"You good, you do your homework, you know your talking points? Yeah."
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"question, Dee. I'm just saying if you don't want sass,"
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"This is your big day, dude. McPoyle suing Ponderosa?"
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"Oh! D... What are you doing here?"
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"You are not a lawyer."
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"big hands over his hands."
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"I don't know what that is. What is that? I don't know what it is."
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"a goddamn fiasco, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it."
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"of the century. Everything's gonna go just great."
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"On a scale of one to ten, how much sass"
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"And hello to... you all."
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"what difference would it make?"
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"I can't wait to crush you people."
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"Where is Liam? Well, he actually got pinkeye"
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"in his one good eye."
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"attempted to put some sort of healing milk in his pinkeye"
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"The point is..."
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"you'll be dealing with me today."
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"Are those fake hands?"
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"You know what, good luck with all of that today."
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"Did you see his hands? They're beautiful."
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"$200."
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"so I'm gonna need to keep this thing moving."
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"Are you gonna bang the, uh... Yeah, yeah."
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"Okay, we good?"
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"Now, my client is odd."
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"But they are saints compared"
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"You know what..."
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"Liam McPoyle has a history of lying."
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"you were the one that told the police that Bill had"
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"spiked the punch with bath salts. That's correct."
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"No, I did not. So is it possible that,"
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"What... you think, "He had small hands.""
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"What you remember is false."
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"O-Okay. Yup."
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"uh, uh, I'm gonna stop you"
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"No more questions for the witness."
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"here is the statement that you gave"
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""is out of his mind. I'll testify to that."
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"Uh..."
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"We had a... We were sort of..."
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"We were lovers for a little..."
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"One of his prostitutes, right."
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"Six months ago."
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"but rather made of... muskrat?"
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"He spiked it, and then he tried to bribe me."
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"Ma'am, do you know what perjury is?"
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"Yeah, but what if I get to deliver the bombshell?"
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"You guys don't have a bombshell? Oh, my God."
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"Every good case needs a bombshell."
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"Mark Fuhrman thing... Oh, Mark Furhman. No..."
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"Yeah, I wish you would do none of it."
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"Okay. All right. Cool. I wish you'd do none of it, man."
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"I'm on it, I'm on it. Okay. All right."
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"Ah, why can't people just stay out of this?"
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"He's from Penn. The guy... Like, he's totally official, okay?"
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"Let me do the bird thing. He's an ornithologist. I don't think it's a good..."
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"No, we cannot. Are you kidding me?"
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"I'm gonna say I found some bullshit online"
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"I mean, what is that?"
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"I-I didn't... I-I..."
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"and it was at your wedding that Liam got attacked?"
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"Meow. Mmm."
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"more than the dramatic transformation of this woman..."
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"Objection. She's not a cat, Your Honor."
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"If the witness wants to consider herself a cat, I will allow it."
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"I just need to know where all this is headed."
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"How is this relevant?"
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"Well, it's clearly relevant"
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"I just want to clear it up while I got her in a courtroom."
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"I will not allow that, either. Sit down."
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"Nobody look! Nobody look!"
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"Because you said "his brother""
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"if Ryan stabbed his brother in the eye?"
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"Well, then I guess"
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"We did it! We did it. How did I do it?"
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"Care to share it with the court?"
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"Yes. I've recently been informed"
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"Case closed! Kaboom!"
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"Mr... Mr. McDonald, how did you come upon this information?"
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"Bombshell diffused."
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"Your great-grandmother's last name was Abramowitz."
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"This dirty liar is a Jew..."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh, that stupid Dee. All right, calm down, calm down."
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"let me do my bird thing. Okay, Bill,"
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"One, two, three. Birds! Those are just ridiculous."
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"You'll notice its trademark"
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"the Pocono swallow, if kept under the proper conditions,"
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"Your Honor, where is this going?"
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"Your Honor, I can assure you"
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"I'll allow it."
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"Certainly not anyone on this side of the aisle."
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"A one Mr. Royal McPoyle."
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"A bird. The McPoyle family's"
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"pet Pocono swallow, and my research shows"
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"to it in '76, and we all know"
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"and you're out."
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"And Lion was lying about Ryan attacking Liam"
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"I'm just the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world."
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"There's no Royal McPoyle."
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"And isn't it true that you never go anywhere without him?"
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"I have seen..."
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"But it's quite all right."
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"That is true."
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"would you please remove your hat?"
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"He's a professor of ornithology at the University of Penn."
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"wouldn't you? Yes, I do."
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"Ask... if... What?"
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"to the bird and say, "Did you attack Liam McPoyle?!""
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"Here, kitty. Chase the laser beam, kitty."
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"And yet, you refuse to rule"
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"What is this?! Order!"
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"It's a mockery of justice, Your Honor."
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