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Clips from ALF - La Cuckaracha (S01E01)

"Can the cockroach come with us?"
ALF
"Brian, i think you're missing..."
ALF
"The point of this trip."
ALF
"Good news."
ALF
"It's dead?"
ALF
"Let's say, it's got..."
ALF
"3 feet in the grave."
ALF
"The exterminator's on his way over."
ALF
"We don't need an exterminator."
ALF
"We need sigourney weaver."
ALF
"Kate, unpack your bags."
ALF
"Alf, cancel the exterminator."
ALF
"Honey, that's wonderful!"
ALF
"Tell us how you killed the roach."
ALF
"Yeah, how did you kill rodney?"
ALF
"After my brother?"
ALF
"I, i can't help but--"
ALF
"Willie,"
ALF
"How did you kill the roach?"
ALF
"I used the spray."
ALF
"I saw it hit the floor."
ALF
"And then?"
ALF
"Then i came in here."
ALF
"So, we're talking about..."
ALF
"An unconfirmed kill."
ALF
"Technically."
ALF
"Let's go, kids."
ALF
"Wait! Kate, i emptied..."
ALF
"A whole can of spray on it."
ALF
"[ Thump, crash ]"
ALF
"Call when you get to your mother's."
ALF
"Keep in touch, willie. Let's go, kate."
ALF
"You're not going anywhere."
ALF
"That's your roach."
ALF
"It was my roach when it was an inch long."
ALF
"Now it belongs to the world."
ALF
"Stay right where you are."
ALF
"I'll call you when the exterminator leaves."
ALF
"Good-Bye, honey, be careful."
ALF
"Bye, dad. Bye, rodney."
ALF
"Bye, daddy."
ALF
"Listen, if it goes into my room,"
ALF
"I don't want to know about it."
ALF
"Bye, alf."
ALF
"Listen, what's that exterminator plan..."
ALF
"To use on this thing?"
ALF
"I don't know, spray."
ALF
"Hmmm."
ALF
"Hmmm, what?"
ALF
"We started with a roach this big."
ALF
"Kate sprayed it."
ALF
"Later it was big enough to wear a sweater."
ALF
"Then you sprayed it again."
ALF
"Now, i hate to extrapolate--"
ALF
"Sprayed roaches on melmac?"
ALF
"We didn't have spray on melmac."
ALF
"Which, in retrospect, seems like a good thing."
ALF
"[ Thump, thump crash! ]"
ALF
"[ Roach scurries around ]"
ALF
"What's it doing back there?"
ALF
"Anything it wants to."
ALF
"[ Doorbell ]"
ALF
"You better hide in the kitchen."
ALF
"If you need me,"
ALF
"Exterminator."
ALF
"Oh, right."
ALF
"Where are they?"
ALF
"In the bedroom."
ALF
"But, actually there aren't..."
ALF
"Really all that many."
ALF
"Actually, there's..."
ALF
"Just one."
ALF
"All right,"
ALF
"I'll go kill the roach."
ALF
"Wait just a minute, please."
ALF
"You can't use that spray."
ALF
"Why not?"
ALF
"Give me the tank."
ALF
"Want my shoes, too,"
ALF
"So i don't step on it?"
ALF
"I was hoping you might be able to suggest..."
ALF
"I'll just take a magazine..."
ALF
"And whack it."
ALF
"Wait, wait,"
ALF
"Take this instead."
ALF
"[ Psst ]"
ALF
"Maybe you better open the front door."
ALF
"[ Ahhh! ]"
ALF
"Let me out of here!"
ALF
"I've got to see this for myself."
ALF
"You want me to hold the door open?"
ALF
"How big did it get?"
ALF
"Well, that depends."
ALF
"Do you measure at the shoulder or the head?"
ALF
"Well, let's go, willie."
ALF
"We're not running away from this roach."
ALF
"You didn't hear me."
ALF
"I said, we're driving away from this roach."
ALF
"No, i'm not giving up."
ALF
"I'm going to find something to kill it."
ALF
"May i suggest the national guard."
ALF
"I'd prefer a method that would keep us off..."
ALF
"All right, i'll see you later."
ALF
""D" stands for drive, right?"
ALF
"Alf, look,"
ALF
"Panicking is not going to help anything."
ALF
"Right, let's just sit around and read."
ALF
"This is not reading."
ALF
"This is research!"
ALF
"I'm going to solve this problem..."
ALF
"With a calm, clinical approach."
ALF
"That's exactly what those guys in detroit said."
ALF
"Then one morning they woke up and..."
ALF
"Found themselves infested with jaffees."
ALF
"Jaffees?"
ALF
"Yeah,"
ALF
"Bloodsucking maggots..."
ALF
"That take the shape of their host."
ALF
"[ Sucking sound ]"
ALF
"Detroit?"
ALF
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