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Clips from ALF - La Cuckaracha (S01E01)

"I know what you're going to say."
ALF
"We're in luck."
ALF
"Look, it has blue eyes."
ALF
"Right in the middle."
ALF
"I used half a can."
ALF
"I'll be right back."
ALF
"That delivers."
ALF
"That's not why i said, "psst.""
ALF
"I didn't want to upset kate."
ALF
"You named it..."
ALF
"Rodney--"
ALF
"Well, maybe nothing, but..."
ALF
"Alf, what happened when you..."
ALF
"I'll be on top of the refrigerator."
ALF
"Some more scientific way to kill it."
ALF
"We're all packed and i started the car."
ALF
"The 6:00 news."
ALF
"Michigan?"
ALF
""Mccall's?""
ALF
"Great, i've already read it."
ALF
"They showed us a movie about it."
ALF
"Yeah,"
ALF
"Where are you going?"
ALF
"I won't be gone long."
ALF
"I'll only be gone 5 minutes."
ALF
"You know i can't."
ALF
"Plus, if you drive off a bridge,"
ALF
"First, kate and the kids, now you."
ALF
"I'm leaving now."
ALF
"Fine. I'll just toddle off into the kitchen..."
ALF
"Why?"
ALF
"Ah, ahhhhhhhhh."
ALF
"A good psychiatrist friend of mine."
ALF
"A.S.A.P."
ALF
"Gives off oxygen."
ALF
"[ Crunch ]"
ALF
"I'll call and see if the dump is still open."
ALF
"Closed captioned by captions, inc. Los angeles."
ALF
"Hold it. I haven't had my dessert."
ALF
"It's a slimeball."
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"I shouldn't bring treats to the table..."
ALF
"Unless i have enough for everyone."
ALF
"You're sure?"
ALF
"There's a surprise in the center."
ALF
"Alf, where did you get those?"
ALF
"Melmac."
ALF
"I usually buy wild cherry, but..."
ALF
"All they had left was slug."
ALF
"Oh-- Alf--"
ALF
"What's the surprise in the center?"
ALF
"I'll give you a hint."
ALF
"In wild cherry,"
ALF
"It was a cherry."
ALF
"We'll pass."
ALF
"Okay, more for me."
ALF
"It's a lucky thing i found these..."
ALF
"When i was cleaning out my spaceship."
ALF
"In a couple of months they'd have gone bad."
ALF
"Oh, no!"
ALF
"Oh, they're not that stale."
ALF
"Roach?"
ALF
"I think someone's been slacking off..."
ALF
"On her housekeeping."
ALF
"♪♪"
ALF
"Where did the roach go?"
ALF
"It ran under the bag."
ALF
"Somebody step on it."
ALF
"There it goes."
ALF
"Of course it does. It's a roach."
ALF
"Haven't you ever heard the expression,"
ALF
""Her eyes were as blue as a roach's"?"
ALF
"Would somebody just squash it!"
ALF
"Wait a minute, kate."
ALF
"This thing came all the way from melmac."
ALF
"It's a unique specimen."
ALF
"We already have a unique specimen from melmac."
ALF
"You're comparing me to a cockroach?"
ALF
"I'm going to get the spray."
ALF
"But, mom, wait."
ALF
"I want to take it to show 'n tell."
ALF
"It will be just as interesting dead."
ALF
"No, no, here's what we should do."
ALF
"We should catch it."
ALF
"I'll build a little box."
ALF
"We'll put a piece of doughnut..."
ALF
"Then, you guys..."
ALF
"Make sure alf doesn't get the doughnut before the roach."
ALF
"Then i'll--"
ALF
"[ Aerosol can spraying ]"
ALF
"Never mind the box."
ALF
"You mentioned something about a doughnut."
ALF
"Alf, we are trying to figure out..."
ALF
"What to do with the roach."
ALF
"Why? It's gone."
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"Look, it's not there anymore."
ALF
"Where did it go?"
ALF
"Maybe you didn't spray it enough."
ALF
"Where are you going?"
ALF
"I'm going to call a doughnut place..."
ALF
"Come on, everybody."
ALF
"We are going to find that roach."
ALF
"Kate, calm down."
ALF
"Calm down?"
ALF
"There is a space-Roach loose..."
ALF
"In our house."
ALF
"Maybe it went somewhere to die with dignity."
ALF
"Psst. Willie."
ALF
"All right, alf, you can order the doughnuts."
ALF
"I already did. But..."
ALF
"Why did you say, "psst"?"
ALF
"What is all this secrecy about?"
ALF
"What is it that would upset kate?"
ALF
"I believe a foot-Long cockroach..."
ALF
"Would upset kate."
ALF
"Ol' blue eyes is back."
ALF
"[ Roach screeches ]"
ALF
"Come on, you guys."
ALF
"I told grandma we'd be there in 10 minutes."
ALF
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