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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Trans-Fat (S17E17)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy (1999)
"Now, those are what my granddaddy called"
Family Guy (1999)
"They're too... juicy."
Family Guy (1999)
"We have a grossed-out, no-fun alliance."
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, I got her phone number."
Family Guy (1999)
"Freaking..."
Family Guy (1999)
"-Thanks, Peter. -I still can't believe you won"
Family Guy (1999)
"I am not a subtle filmmaker,"
Family Guy (1999)
"and my audience wouldn't have it any other way."
Family Guy (1999)
"so they're serving it in athletic cups."
Family Guy (1999)
"He wasn't behind the counter, but he had a blue shirt on."
Family Guy (1999)
"Yeah, come to think of it, he did have a friend filming,"
Family Guy (1999)
"I'll take a bite."
Family Guy (1999)
"I-I'm gonna take it with me to the can."
Family Guy (1999)
"Don't get used to Benintendi's two-strike hitting."
Family Guy (1999)
"for an everyday outfielder."
Family Guy (1999)
"I saw a mouse."
Family Guy (1999)
"Now, can you direct me to Earth's reserve of yarn?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Psst, psst."
Family Guy (1999)
"-Next time... -Peter! You're on the jumbotron!"
Family Guy (1999)
"- Right here? - No!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Is-is this... is this it?"
Family Guy (1999)
"-so he gave me this box. -What did he look like?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Like this."
Family Guy (1999)
"You want to see who can finish faster?"
Family Guy (1999)
"You're on!"
Family Guy (1999)
"It looks like we've got ourselves"
Family Guy (1999)
"a good old-fashioned Cracker Jack off."
Family Guy (1999)
"that might clear all this up, let me tell you"
Family Guy (1999)
"Benefits? I'm trans-listening."
Family Guy (1999)
"our on-site masseuse"
Family Guy (1999)
"-Nordstrom?! -Rack."
Family Guy (1999)
"Great. We'll send the paperwork down to your office."
Family Guy (1999)
"Lot of history in there."
Family Guy (1999)
"♪"
Family Guy (1999)
"Best they could do was poke holes in it"
Family Guy (1999)
"so it comes out like Play-Doh spaghetti."
Family Guy (1999)
"Besides the fact that you're lying to your employers,"
Family Guy (1999)
"have fought their entire lives for."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, what is "transgender," anyway?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Is that the stuff in potato chips"
Family Guy (1999)
"-Other guys? -Sorry, Peter."
Family Guy (1999)
"It's actually Meg's. She commits murders in it."
Family Guy (1999)
"But th-this isn't like that."
Family Guy (1999)
"one of you guys has to be in charge"
Family Guy (1999)
"of changing my diaper the whole trip."
Family Guy (1999)
"Okay, I guess we should, like, draw straws or something."
Family Guy (1999)
"and I'll say, "Quagmire, I've got poopies.""
Family Guy (1999)
"Now, Quagmire, I've..."
Family Guy (1999)
"-Dad! -Dad!"
Family Guy (1999)
"How goes the transition, Mr. Griffin?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Tough day, Dad?"
Family Guy (1999)
"if you just let your hair down a little."
Family Guy (1999)
"♪ She's an old-time ambassador ♪"
Family Guy (1999)
"♪ That your laughter is sucked in their brains. ♪"
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, hello."
Family Guy (1999)
"and they can't hit me."
Family Guy (1999)
"Sully could've made it to an airport."
Family Guy (1999)
"you don't think you'll be home together all day."
Family Guy (1999)
"Who's at the door?"
Family Guy (1999)
"It's my friend!"
Family Guy (1999)
"So, what's up, Peter?"
Family Guy (1999)
"What?! I'm gonna kill you!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Now, Peter, one of the perks of being a woman"
Family Guy (1999)
"♪ When you were here before ♪"
Family Guy (1999)
"♪ Couldn't look you in the eye... ♪"
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh. "Float like a feather in a beautiful world.""
Family Guy (1999)
"♪ Flippin' special ♪"
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm parting my hair on the other side now."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hello, bosses and not my family."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, what do you mean?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, it was funny."
Family Guy (1999)
"Yes. Yes, WNBA."
Family Guy (1999)
"Whether it's cutters, or people who cut themselves,"
Family Guy (1999)
"Wish I could get by with just two bathrooms."
Family Guy (1999)
"I respected and even desired Chris for his success."
Family Guy (1999)
"It would take another eight years"
Family Guy (1999)
"I'd say you'd been a woman for years."
Family Guy (1999)
"'cause I had two sips of tea at 3:30 this afternoon."
Family Guy (1999)
"and we'll be there soon?"
Family Guy (1999)
"You know, it's fun back here."
Family Guy (1999)
"And that bitch stole my hairstyles!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Yeah, I've heard."
Family Guy (1999)
"In those 47 years, I became an expert at hiding my secret."
Family Guy (1999)
"But I couldn't do that to Glenn."
Family Guy (1999)
"is every transgender person's story,"
Family Guy (1999)
"Ah, I'm so sorry, Ida."
Family Guy (1999)
"Now, could you direct me"
Family Guy (1999)
"Peter, listen to me."
Family Guy (1999)
"I can't afford the surgery to go back."
Family Guy (1999)
"I've got an idea."
Family Guy (1999)
"Not exactly."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, that's... that's not a "K.""
Family Guy (1999)
"Your surgery was a success."
Family Guy (1999)
"You're a man again."
Family Guy (1999)
"Sully was a hero!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, I'm glad everything's back to normal."
Family Guy (1999)
"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy (1999)
"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
Family Guy (1999)
"Stone fruit season!"
Family Guy (1999)
""proposin' peaches.""
Family Guy (1999)
"Don't be shy, now. Dig in."
Family Guy (1999)
"Whoa-ho!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Here I go."
Family Guy (1999)
"Don't you do it. Don't you go to the gross side."
Family Guy (1999)
"It's out of my control."
Family Guy (1999)
"We exchanged a look earlier."
Family Guy (1999)
"So, you guys like peaches, huh?"
Family Guy (1999)
"-Yeah. -Hold on."
Family Guy (1999)
"I need a large pane of glass."
Family Guy (1999)
"How do you like them peaches?"
Family Guy (1999)
""888-LAP-BAND"?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Covered by most insurance."
Family Guy (1999)
"In honor of opening day at Fenway Park this weekend,"
Family Guy (1999)
"the Red Sox are offering four tickets behind home plate"
Family Guy (1999)
"to the person who makes the best Red Sox ad."
Family Guy (1999)
"-Oh... -My..."
Family Guy (1999)
"Guys, winning those seats is our highest priority."
Family Guy (1999)
"Even higher than my dream of winning socks-on karate."
Family Guy (1999)
"Point! Winner!"
Family Guy (1999)
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