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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Finds a Dead Guy (S01E01)

"and needs to be in this museum."
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"Mac, if you will."
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"What in the hell is that?"
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"This, my friend, is an authentic Nazi officer's uniform circa 1942."
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"Notice the stitching and fine attention to detail."
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"Where did you get this?"
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"Okay. I find this offensive for so many reasons."
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"I'm guessing you acquired this through illegal means."
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"For me to take this from you would be an extension of that."
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"assumes that I'm interested in profiting off the murder of millions of innocent people."
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"How much will you give us for it?"
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"Nothing, or-"
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"- Hey, Pop-Pop. - Deandra?"
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"Oh, um, I just came by myself."
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"Oh. Well, do you know where Dennis is?"
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"He was supposed to be here hours ago."
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"you and I could spend some time together..."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Yeah."
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"No, why don't you come closer so I can get a good look at you?"
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"- Come here, come here. - Okay, that's fine."
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"- Sure, sure, sure. - Good idea."
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"Come here. A little closer. Come here."
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"Come on, come on. Come here, come here."
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"And look at these wrinkled old hands against your young face."
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"Oh, and- and these teeth."
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"- Look. Look how straight and white. - [Coughing]"
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"We're doing the right thing here, man."
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"Yeah. But it just seems like a waste of a perfectly good Nazi uniform."
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"And if we keep it, we don't get anything, so we may as well burn it."
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"- That's true. - I mean, it is always fun to burn things."
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"- Get on. - Get on it."
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"- Auf Wiedersehen. - Auf Wiedersehen, my friend."
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"- You didn't keep anything, or- - No. Did you?"
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"- Some trash. - Awesome."
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"- Do you wanna hear what happened with that girl? - No. No, I don't, dude."
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"No? Oh, come on."
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"- I don't care about what happened. - Of course you care."
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"Okay. You know what, bro? I'm sorry. You win. Okay?"
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"You don't give up. See, I won fair and square. We went head-to-head..."
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"So we went back to her house..."
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"and we made sweet, passionate love."
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"Great for you. You- You must be really proud of yourself."
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"[Man On TV] Who's your neighbor?"
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"[Man #2 On TV] I'm your neighbor. But let me ask you a couple questions."
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"- Go ahead, shoot. - [Man #3 On TV] Ask away."
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"- [Man #3] Dozen Rangers in there too. - All right. Well-"
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"[Mac] I'm not talking about killing the guy. I'm talking about going with a group..."
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"I can't believe you left a dead guy in the bar overnight. So I guess we're even."
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"Whoa, Charlie! Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop. Goddamn it."
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"I'm sorry. We're closed."
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"No, we're not. Hey. How you doing?"
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"Yeah, I'm okay. I- I really didn't know him that well actually."
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"I-I just meant- I thought you meant more of a-"
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"- What are you doing, dude? - What?"
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"And I'm placing my bets that that girl's grandfather is an asshole too."
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"People abandon their parents all the time."
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"Yeah. I've been doing some rearra- rearranging."
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"Will you go to the nursing home with me to see my grandfather? Dennis won't go."
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"- Why don't you just go by yourself? - [Sighs]"
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"Great."
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"- I can get hot chicks, dude. - Mac, don't embarrass yourself."
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"No, this is a great time. We were just-We-"
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"We were talking about your grandfather."
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"Yeah, I try not to think about me though in circumstances like this."
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"- Should we go wake him up? - No! I don't know. Let's go."
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"Yeah, well, you know. I'm actually still growin', so-"
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"Uh- [Scoffs]"
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"Oh. Oh, no, no, no."
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"- Really? - I wanna be buried in my uniform."
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"[Knocking]"
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"Oh, you can't actually, because it's just supposed to be me and him."
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"- I want to see my Pop-Pop. - Take the bus."
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"He gets really flustered and he clams up and his third-grade stutter comes back."
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"- So can I borrow your car, or what? - You've been drinking."
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"Uh- [Scoffs]"
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"He's a good guy. He's just... got a bit of a drinking problem."
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"Let's just say it found its way to us and leave it at that, shall we?"
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"Nothing."
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"so I brought a couple books that I could read to you."
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"- I don't wanna hear it, Dennis. - Yeah, you do."
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"- Who lives in this here hole? - What hole?"
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"We can't let anybody know that this happened. We'll never live it down."
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"More importantly, how are you?"
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"They have ears, all right?"
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"He loved those guys."
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"but we washed the feet of every man, woman and child there..."
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"No, no, no. If we sell it, we run the risk of going to jail."
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"- No. - What, are you a scientist, dude?"
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"Then don't question my methods."
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"Eat the damn candy!"
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"It was Christmas Eve last year and, uh..."
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"Lionel Keane."
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"- Whoo. - Whoo."
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"It's a sad, throwaway culture we live in."
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"Emotions are running very high around here today."
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"Oh. Uh, okay."
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"I think they're gross. It's their hands mostly."
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"- Sure. - Got some nicer clothes?"
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"You probably don't know this because that bastard father of yours didn't tell you..."
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"I give up. You won. You're the better man."
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"I, uh- I just wanted to see where he spent his last night."
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"All right, all right. Hey, pal."
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"Uh, I have a little bit of a problem with old people."
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"I plan to call the police the minute you guys leave my office."
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"Okay, guys. Have fun. Mingle."
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"No."
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"they've stolen everything from me."
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"Listen. Let me tell you something with absolute honesty and concern for your well-being."
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"- Dennis. - Oh, this is awkward. I'm- I'm not-"
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey, Rebecca. - Rebecca."
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"[Groans]"
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"- All the death germs. - Plus, that guy was so old."
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"- I'm not getting anywhere near that booth. - Me neither."
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"- Maybe we should close to fumigate or something. - No, no. We can't do that."
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"Yeah. Yeah, just a very warm and..."
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"I knew him pretty well."
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"[Knocking]"
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"All the belongings from that part of my life are in a box..."
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"## [Organ]"
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