Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Finds a Dead Guy (S01E01)

"Tom Brady would kick your ass."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- What the hell is that? - Come on, who locked up last night?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"That bitch is dead."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"This ought to do wonders for business."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"What? It's not my fault. The guy orders one drink..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"sits down, I don't see him again the rest of the night."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Actually, I'm the owner. - I could help her out now."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- That's really horrible. - I'm sorry for your loss."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Hmm, that would be somewhere in this vicinity over here."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- He didn't know him as well as I did though. - Oh."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Yeah, of course. - Bye."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Listen, I wanted to ask you a favor."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You know, how you can see right through them."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"They're all- Their inside business is-"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"but you have to let me borrow your car any time I want."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I will one-up you. I'm sharper than you."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Don't tell me to shut up. - Hi, guys."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Oh, my God. Look at that one. - Hey, hey, hey, hey."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Oh, Jesus! He doesn't even look like a real person."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"No, we can't go. We came all the way down here. Let's just-"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Dennis, come here."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- You want some candy? - No, I'm good. Thanks."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"These people in here..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"[Screaming]"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I'm an old man, Dennis."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"And as you can see, I don't have much time left."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I don't need you to kill me. I need you to help me."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"but I was a war hero."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Okay."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Oh, yeah. That's cool. Anything, yeah."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- No. Go get it. You promised. - Fine."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Mm-hmm. - You can't do that. He's my Pop-Pop."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I'm the one who's supposed to feel better about myself. I'm going with you."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"How would you like to make 20 bucks?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I see you brought some of my grandfather's friends."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. Actually, I've got a little something prepared."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"If that's okay. Mac, did you prepare-"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- This could just be collector's crap. - No. No, no, no. No."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- He looks exactly like Dennis. - I know."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"But he had the heart of a lion."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I was at Lionel's house, making him dinner."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"every last poor, miserable, precious soul..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"And secondly, that you would expect it would "make my day"..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"What are you doing here? Where's Dennis?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"No, no. Pop-Pop, it's just me. I thought that..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Oh, now I remember how beautiful you are."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Is there a bathroom around here?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Yeah. Right down the hall."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Yeah. Yeah, it is."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"And we probably shouldn't let Dennis know about his grandfather anyway."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- No. - It might just screw with his head."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Yeah, get it going. - All right."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- So it's all in there, right? - Yeah."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- No. No, dude. - Okay."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Hey, guys. - Hey, bro."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Hey. - What's up? What you burning?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"and I came out the better man, just as I predicted I would."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Awesome. Your grandfather's a Nazi."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"## [Orchestra On TV]"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- That big brown hole. - Oh, I'm inside that hole."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"[Voices Speaking Backwards]"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"[Dee] You're being ridiculous. He's a professional football player."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"and intimidate him, maybe break his arm."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- You can't break Tom Brady's arm. - Yes, I can."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Charlie. - The kid needs to start paying attention."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Who is this? - I don't know. I've never seen him before."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Well, can you get him out of here? He stinks."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Hey, let's go. Oh, my- Je- Oh, my God. He shit his pants, Dee."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Oh, I don't wanna know that."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I'm gonna poke him with this."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Get up, old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Yo! - What's the matter?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- He won't wake up. - Well, poke him harder in his ribs."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Wake up, old man. Wake up!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Holy shit."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"How could you let this happen, Charlie?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"What are we gonna do about this booth? There's piss and shit everywhere."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Old people are gross. - Tell you what. I'll get the gasoline."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- We're not gonna burn it. - Come on, dude. You never let me burn anything."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Are we gonna serve drinks today? I don't think the board of health will be too keen on that."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I'm sorry. Do you see any representatives from the board of health here?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Let's clean up the mess and act like it never happened."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I can't believe you guys are making me do this."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Charlie, the E.M.T. said he had a heart attack, not Ebola."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Do you wanna do this? - No."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"We need to isolate the area."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You're just gonna spread whatever parts of him decomposed overnight."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- A scientist? - That's, like, science talk."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Science talk? What the hell is science talk?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- I'm looking for the owner. - That's me. Actually-"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- We own it together. - Not really. What can I help you with?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"My name is Rebecca Keane. I was notified that my grandfather died here last night."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Oh. - Oh, I'm so sorry."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Oh, God. - Are you all right?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"But he didn't have any other family, so the police called me."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Oh, that's so sad. - Yeah."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I guess I was a little curious, you know. I mean, he's my grandfather."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"And I know nothing about him."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Yeah. Well, he was a great man. - Really?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"gentle soul actually."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- So you knew him? - Yeah, I wouldn't actually say that I knew him all that well."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Yeah, we got pretty close near the end there."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Wow, really? - I knew him too."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Well, listen, I should go. I have to get back to work. I just wanted to stop in."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Of course. Well, listen, if you ever wanna stop by, you know..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I could tell you some stories about your grandfather that you would not believe."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I-I'll make myself available as well."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Don't worry about it. Yeah, any time."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Okay. Thanks."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- You're totally blowing up my spot. - I'm not blowing up your spot."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You can't just claim the girl for yourself. She's way out of your league anyway."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Out of my league? She's out of your league. I could get that chick."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Hey, guys! A man died here yesterday. His family just abandoned him."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Could we think about that for one second?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Why the hell would we want to think about that?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Really depressing, Dee. - It just makes me think about Pop-Pop is all."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Pop-Pop is an asshole, Sweet Dee."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"People don't just abandon their parents for no good reason."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Dude, have you ever been to a nursing home?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Show more clips