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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Finds a Dead Guy (S01E01)

"- Hey, Charlie. Can I come in? - Hi."
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"- Yeah, sure. - Thank you."
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"Whoa. Geez, your place is looking... good."
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"- Mm-hmm. - So you wanna have a seat?"
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"- Uh, no, I don't. Charlie, your, uh- - Have a seat, come on."
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"- Dennis won't go? - No, he won't go."
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"- What a jerk. - I know, and I haven't seen him since I was really little."
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"And he's stuck in that nursing home."
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"And I don't wanna wait until it's too late and then regret it."
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"Sounds a little mean, but I find them kind of creepy and scary and gross."
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"I'll tell you what. I'll go with you..."
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"- Every now and then. - No."
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"- One time. - All right."
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"And... you have to take me to lunch..."
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"- twice a week for a year. - No, I don't."
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"- Once a week. Today. - Okay."
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"I will always win in these circumstances."
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"You will not, dude. She's coming over here to see me."
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"She's coming to see you because you answered the phone, dude."
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"That's just semantics, bro. You know, I have a real shot with this chick."
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"You can't beat me here, okay? I will always win in these circumstances."
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"- You're not sharper. Shut up. Shut up. - You shut up."
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"Is this a bad time?"
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"You kind oflook like you're gonna pass out."
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"Charlie, I don't think I can do this. I'm not kidding."
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"Come on. You're gonna be fine."
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"All right, listen to me, Dee. The slow and painful crawl to death..."
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"is an inevitable part of life."
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"So just embrace it, all right?"
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"Wait, wait, wait. It's really creepy in here."
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"- What is that very bad smell? - Uh, it's probably urine and maybe some feces."
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"- 17-D, right? This is your Pop-Pop's door. - Just hold on a second."
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"- What if he asks us to help him go to the bathroom? - Are you kidding me?"
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"Come on. A lot of people lead perfectly normal lives in nursing homes."
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"[Coughing, Wheezing]"
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"- I need some air. - What?"
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"No, no, no, Dee. Do not leave me here alone. 'Cause I can't-"
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"Dennis."
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"I-I've been waiting..."
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"a long time for this moment, Dennis."
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"Okay. You have?"
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"Oh, yeah. My only grandson finally come to see me. Come close."
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"My eyesight's not so good."
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"You're lot shorter than I thought you'd wind up."
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"Okay. Candy."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"- They have? - Yeah, well, what do you expect from Jews, right, Dennis?"
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"Jews. Um, maybe I should go and check on Dee, because-"
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"No, leave her be. I'm sure she'll be fine."
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"I need your help."
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"I mean, I'm not very comfortable with that."
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"First of all, I don't even know which one of these things I would unplug."
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"No, you idiot!"
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"And I don't trust any of these kikes in here..."
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"to take care of that."
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"at the Roxborough Storage Facility."
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"I need you to pick it up and bring it here."
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"Oh, okay, sure. I could do that."
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"And I need you to keep it as a secret between you and me."
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"So listen, I have a favor to ask you guys."
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"You can talk to me, 'cause I get things done, so-"
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"I'm in charge of putting together a memorial service for him..."
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"but I can't seem to find anyone else who really knew him that well."
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"Oh, yeah. That might be difficult to do actually."
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"It's not gonna be a problem. I knew a lot of his friends. Good guys."
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"Yeah, Den. But, uh, it might be hard to find "friends.""
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"It's not gonna be hard for me."
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"That would be so amazing."
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"- Would you like another drink? - No, we're fine."
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"- I need your car. - Oh, Charlie. I wasn't really serious about that."
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"- Where you going? - Going back to see Pop-Pop."
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"What the hell you talking about? You're going to see my Pop-Pop without me?"
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"Jesus, Dennis. This is just goddamn shady."
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"Hey, bud. If you wanna back out now, be my guest."
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"- I'd be happy to take all the credit for this. - I'm not backing down."
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"- Right. - Right."
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"Holy shit."
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"So I was wondering if maybe you guys could say something."
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"You know, maybe tell a funny story about him or something."
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"Oh, no. Sorry. I totally forgot. He's a terrible public speaker."
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"- [Cell Phone Ringing] - It's adorable. Oh, is that your phone?"
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"- Yeah. - Gonna answer that?"
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"It's gotta be pretty important, right?"
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"Excuse me."
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"- Charlie, what do you want? - Mac, you gotta come to my apartment right now."
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"I can't, dude. I'm in the middle of something."
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"I don't care what you're doing. Get over here right now! It's an emergency!"
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"Fine."
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"- [Charlie] Who is it? - It's Mac, dude. This better be good."
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"Holy shit!"
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"Mmm."
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"- This is unbelievable! - I know that! There are, like, so many medals in there, dude!"
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"This guy was probably, like, king Nazi."
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"- How is this even possible, Charlie? - Oh, it's possible."
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"- They came on boats or whatever, but they're here. - Okay, hold on."
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"Look at that!"
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"All right, so here's the deal."
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"He wants me to take all this shit to him so he can be, like, buried in it or something."
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"Buried in it? Screw that old bitch. He's a Nazi."
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"Let him die and burn in hell, right? Let's sell this shit on eBay."
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"No, I thought about that though. I think it's, like..."
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"illegal, or maybe a little bit immoral."
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"- We could sell it to a museum. - I could live with that."
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"Lionel Keane."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"As we all know, Lionel could be a bit of a curmudgeon."
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"I'll tell you a story about him."
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"And we got to talking about the spirit of giving."
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"And I said, "Lionel, why are we just talking about it?"
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"Let's put the spirit into action. Let's go down to the mission.""
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"Lionel said, "Great. That's a great idea, Dennis.""
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"So we did, we went down there."
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"And not only did we feed..."
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"in the spirit of Christ."
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"And that was Lionel."
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"Lionel the lion."
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"- Sorry to keep you gentlemen waiting. - [Mac] Not a problem at all."
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"- How can I help you? - We are going to make your day today, sir."
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"- Is that right? - We've gotten our hands on a "little something"..."
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"that we like to think is an important part of human history..."
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