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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Regarding Carter (S17E17)

"At's the point of having millions of dollars"
Family Guy (1999)
"Okay, well, we'll fix it right away."
Family Guy (1999)
"Is there anything else I can get you?"
Family Guy (1999)
"So, ideas... how do we make Carter mean again?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Why don't we hire a prostitute"
Family Guy (1999)
"to bring him almost to completion?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Okay, don't love that my daughter came out of the gates with that."
Family Guy (1999)
"Why don't we just mix up all the colors of his Play-Doh?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, you know what gets Gargamel all riled up"
Family Guy (1999)
"is those pesky Smurfs. Maybe there's something there."
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"then take off her wig"
Family Guy (1999)
"Yeah, Meg, take it down a notch."
Family Guy (1999)
"I know what'll make him mad."
Family Guy (1999)
"Let's get him a book for Christmas."
Family Guy (1999)
"Didn't I get you all books for Christmas?"
Family Guy (1999)
"It's called the room."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, wait, I got something. How do we summon Zuul?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I bet Zuul could help."
Family Guy (1999)
"Why don't we take him to a truck stop bathroom,"
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"and then after completion, we..."
Family Guy (1999)
"Okay, Meg, are you trying to get a rise out of me?"
Family Guy (1999)
"'Cause guess what, young lady?"
Family Guy (1999)
"It worked."
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"and not just repeating things"
Family Guy (1999)
"I've seen in children's programming."
Family Guy (1999)
"It seems like you're going for comedy over substance."
Family Guy (1999)
"I see. Well, then,"
Family Guy (1999)
"I have one last idea how to make Carter mean."
Family Guy (1999)
"Turn him into one of my kids."
Family Guy (1999)
"So, what do you want to do today?"
Family Guy (1999)
"You know, this may be crazy,"
Family Guy (1999)
"but I'd love to finally play piano for you."
Family Guy (1999)
"Cool, like Alicia Keys."
Family Guy (1999)
"A piano player named Keys?"
Family Guy (1999)
"- That has to be fake, right? - Yeah, I'd think so."
Family Guy (1999)
"That's pretty dumb. I mean, if I was in a band,"
Family Guy (1999)
"I wouldn't call myself Carter Guitar."
Family Guy (1999)
"I know, right?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Actually, I like Carter Guitar."
Family Guy (1999)
"- I want to be that now. - Hey, I have an idea."
Family Guy (1999)
"Why don't we do something together?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I'll play, and you sing."
Family Guy (1999)
"Sounds great. Who's the guy who married a kid"
Family Guy (1999)
"and then later on killed his wife?"
Family Guy (1999)
"- Jerry Lee Lewis. - That's it."
Family Guy (1999)
"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain"
Family Guy (1999)
"Something, some-something, something, something insane"
Family Guy (1999)
"Goodness gracious, great balls of fire"
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"I'm playing it."
Family Guy (1999)
"All right, here's the plan."
Family Guy (1999)
"Meg and Chris, you twist his nipples in opposite directions."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm glad you came around."
Family Guy (1999)
"Peter, you may want to take a look at this."
Family Guy (1999)
"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain..."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, my God. Look at them."
Family Guy (1999)
"This is just what she's been saying she wanted:"
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"I guess that really is more important than money."
Family Guy (1999)
"Wow. Dad's really taking this to heart."
Family Guy (1999)
"Meg. Meg."
Family Guy (1999)
"Tie my shoe."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, let's do another. How about my karaoke song?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Sure, what-what is it?"
Family Guy (1999)
"The theme to Hill Street Blues."
Family Guy (1999)
"What? But that doesn't have any lyrics."
Family Guy (1999)
"The hell it doesn't."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hill Street blues, Hill Street blues"
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"Hill Street blues"
Family Guy (1999)
"I've got those Hill Street blues."
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"Wow, you're good."
Family Guy (1999)
"Of course I'm good. I'm Carter Guitar."
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"I've got those Hill Street blues"
Family Guy (1999)
"There were some ugly people on that show."
Family Guy (1999)
"That's what made it real."
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"Hill Street blues"
Family Guy (1999)
"Hill Street blues, Hill Streeblues"
Family Guy (1999)
"I've got those Hill Street blues."
Family Guy (1999)
"What are you doing here?"
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"I'm sorry I only cared about the money, Lois."
Family Guy (1999)
"You were right. You having a dad is way more important."
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"Thanks, Peter."
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"Hill Street blues, Hill Street blues"
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"Who told Carter he could give away our (BLEEP) money?"
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"Daddy? Daddy, please tell me you can hear me."
Family Guy (1999)
"Wh-Wha... What's going on?"
Family Guy (1999)
"And what are you idiots doing here?"
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"Aw, the gunshot changed him back."
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"Oh, thank God. There's my Carter."
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"Well, I guess it was nice"
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"to have time with Daddy while I could."
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"And Peter, I'm glad you filly realized"
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"family is more important than money."
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"Me too, Lois."
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"And I think we all learned"
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"a valuable lesson about firearms."
Family Guy (1999)
"That's right, Peter. Guns create problems,"
Family Guy (1999)
"but they solve them, too."
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"You said it, Lois. And you know who else has a gun?"
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"Stan Smith. Take it away, Stan."
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"that show's not on after us anymore."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh. What is on?"
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"Something as or more successful?"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"cocaine-and-sushi business meetings."
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"I'm thinking I might."
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"Now here to sing the Heart classic "Alone""
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"Why do you hate that show so much?"
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"Damn it, I think I loaded a bullet wrong."
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"And don't let him escape"
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"So if you want to beat him in Mario Kart,"
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"Well, sometimes you made me reenact"
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"Oh, Daddy, that's wonderful."
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"Y-You don't have to sing the piano part."
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"Hill Street blues, Hill Street blues"
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"Chris."
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"Turn around."
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"uncles who voted for Gary Johnson, leave me alone."
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"Daddy, I..."
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"So, Meg, Daddy will sleep in your room,"
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"Well, at least I'm saying real ideas"
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