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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Regarding Carter (S17E17)

"Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy (1999)
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
Family Guy (1999)
"Laugh and cry"
Family Guy (1999)
"Happy birthday, Lois."
Family Guy (1999)
"You know, today you officially become"
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"We can have snacks from the kitchen?"
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"I could go for a sandwich."
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"- What's his name? - Lightning."
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"That means he's fast."
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"Wasabi in my nostril!"
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"No, I don't."
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"Hall. Kids in the Hall."
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"Was that a tepid 1990s David Spade reference?"
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"I don't think this marriage needs a gun."
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"We now return to The Orville on Fox."
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"All right, let's all take turns looking down the barrel"
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"Oh, my God, Peter. Give me that."
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"to the completely unoccupied ladies' room."
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"Ah! No. Please,"
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"Daddy, are you there?"
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"Don't do anything to scare him."
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"And you never should have given it to me."
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"I bought it at Anthropologie."
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"this is your chance."
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"And the champ is dethroned."
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"We're gonna bring him home with us"
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"I want Grandpa to get better, too, but living with us?"
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"Too much is being asked of me."
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"Hey, I heard another chair."
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"Ah."
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"Come on, Meg, it won't be any worse than when I took"
Family Guy (1999)
"You can poop anywhere."
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"We'll take the insurance."
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"Go on, Lois, scream at him that he should know."
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"All right, Daddy, I know NCIS is on,"
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"unless you tell me not to."
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"These two have a three-year-old feud"
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"based on an offhanded remark at a charity fashion show."
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"You Startin' To See What I'm Sayin'?"
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"Did they like it? Do they think it's worth"
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"- me putting in the time? - Uh, no."
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"Now have them watch Sarah Jessica Parker"
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"But to be honest, we didn't do much."
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"Morning, pumpkin. I brought muffins."
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"Wow, Daddy, you really meant what you said."
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"Thanks. You know, you guys made me realize"
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"Yeah, Carter. Good for you."
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"is I didn't want Daddy's money."
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"And that's more important than any inheritance."
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"Excuse me."
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"Are you mad? I... I can't tell if you're mad."
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"Very mad. This is unacceptable."
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"if everything can't be Superman?"
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"Yes. A big ambulance."
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"I am stuck in this booth."
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"Ooh, I know, I know."
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"Why don't we hire a transvestite to pick him up at a bar,"
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"at the exact moment of completion?"
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"Yeah. And now I've got something for you to read, genius."
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"Yeah, Dad, I kind of agree with Meg."
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"I clothespin his balls."
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"to spend time with her dad and for him to love her."
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"Hill Street blues"
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"Hill Street blues..."
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"Oh, my God! Daddy!"
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"I can't waste time with you. I'm a cutthroat businessman."
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"Peter, that's..."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"All the things that make us"
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"He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!"
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"the oldest woman I've ever slept with."
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"Yes. You said the same thing last year."
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"Well, unlike you, that joke never gets old."
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"Oh, and I forgot to pick up the cake."
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"Hey, Lois, I don't like any of these snacks."
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"Can I have something from the kitchen?"
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"No. No one gets snacks from the kitchen."
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"You see what you started?"
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"Hi. I'm here for the pony rides."
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"- What? - Oh, boy."
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"This-this must be some sort of big mix-up."
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"Don't worry, Lois, I'll handle this."
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"So, uh, Lois, where are your parents?"
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"Didn't they say they were coming?"
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"Yeah, but I'm sure Daddy had a last-minute work thing."
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"He's always put business first."
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"Even growing up, he never came to any of my piano recitals."
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"It was the '80s, so he was always doing"
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"All right, Hideki, it's a deal."
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"Now, let's celebrate the way rich guys do, by..."
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"Ah, damn it, I snorted the wrong one."
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"Ah, wasabi!"
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"Still better than sitting through that piano thing."
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"Oh, hi, Daddy. You missed the party."
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"I know. I thought I'd apologize"
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"with an upper-class New England mumble-kiss."
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"- I'm so sorry, dear. - It's okay."
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"And here, I brought you a gift."
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"- A gun? - Yeah, you love guns."
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"You don't know me at all."
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"I can't believe you'd blow off my party"
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"then give me a handgun."
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"Especially when there's kids in the house."
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"Damn it, Daddy."
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"I'm trying to explain that guns are hazardous and unsafe,"
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"not have a conversation about"
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"a tepid 1990s Canadian sketch group."
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"You're wrong about guns and comedy."
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"I'm out of here."
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"Buh-bye."
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"People are allowed to like things!"
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"Peter, you want to watch Netflix?"
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"Yeah, let's watch one of those stand-up specials."
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"There's a bunch of 'em, they got to be good."
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"No. No."
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"Tom Segura? No."
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"Chinese girl."
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"Another Chinese girl."
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