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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Regarding Carter (S17E17)

"Anyone who doesn't know who he is"
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"brings shame on his children and wife."
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"Peter, come on. We're trying to help Daddy,"
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"not relive our embarrassing loss to Joe and Bonnie in Celebrity."
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"All right, fine. Next picture."
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"What? You don't know who he is, either?"
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"This guy was in a movie once."
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"That means we need to put a fifth head on Mount Rushmore."
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"Damn it, Peter, you should've known who he is."
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"Even Joe knew."
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"Yep, Joe sure did."
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"Hey, Ansel Elgort and Gemma Arterton"
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"are in a Cary Fukunaga film."
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"Good for them."
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"but I want to watch Real Housewives,"
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"Oh, those two hate each other."
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"I'm sure Andy Cohen will explain it all"
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"on Watch What Happens Live after the show."
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"No! The show itself is bad enough!"
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"We don't need another show explaining what we just saw."
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"Daddy! You're back."
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"Please, anything but this show."
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"We could watch Netflix."
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"Uh, Cleveland Brown:"
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"So, the president pulls the plug"
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"on an investigation into the president?"
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"You startin' to see what I'm sayin'?"
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"Since you're doing a little better, Daddy,"
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"I thought you should see where you work."
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"It might help trigger more memories about your life."
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"I work here? Wow. This place is huge."
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"What do we do? Are we nice?"
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"You put pesticides in baby food."
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"- Aw. - Not only that, your chemical waste"
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"- gave a town cancer. - Yikes."
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"You burned down the entire Amazon rain forest."
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"- Whoops - You're the number-one producer"
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"- of whale meat. - Sheesh."
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"- You dumped lead in drinking water. - Zoinks."
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"Your oil pipeline moved 12 Native American tribes."
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"Your fertilizer plant exploded,"
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"killing 4,000."
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"- You bought Vine and shut it down. - I did what?"
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"- You bought Vine and shut it down. - I did what?"
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"- You bought Vine and shut it down. - I did what?"
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"I'm sorry, Daddy, but you're a very cutthroat businessman."
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"And maybe worst of all,"
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"you engage in constant, gratuitous animal testing."
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"Sir, as you requested, we had all the monkeys watch Vikings."
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"- They didn't care for it. - Good."
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"This is valuable information."
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"and Thomas Haden Church in Divorce."
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"Sir, they've just watched 66 consecutive hours of Vikings."
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"- If you could... - Oh, what, so you want humans"
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"to watch Divorce?"
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"Because if monkeys don't, that's what has to happen."
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"Wow, I guess I was a cutthroat businessman."
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"But what about when I wasn't at work?"
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"What did we do together?"
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"Kids in the Hall sketches that basically had no endings."
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"- Your work always came first. - Really?"
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"And you still took care of me when I was hurt?"
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"I... I don't like who I was."
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"But from now on, I'm going to be a better father and grandfather."
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"We're going to spend real time together."
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"Really? Oh, that'd be wonderful."
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"I haven't been this happy since I went on Safari."
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"Oh, my God. This is so much faster than Firefox."
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"All right, let me go to Facebook."
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"F-A..."
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"It's auto filling "Fat Butt Rodeo"?"
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"Peter!"
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"You were supposed to stay on Firefox."
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"You brought pumpkin muffins?"
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"- What? No. Wh-What? - But you said..."
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"You know what? Let's try it one more time."
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"Hey, sweetie pie. I brought muffins."
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"- You brought sweet pies and muffins? - No."
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"We've already done that."
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"Damn it, now it's gonna go back outside."
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"It's been wonderful spending so much quality time with you."
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"Yeah, Carter. You know, you've always been a real bastard,"
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"but I got to say, it's nice to see you turning things around."
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"that I wasted my whole life caring about money,"
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"and I'm not giving up another second."
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"That's why I've decided"
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"to retire from Pewterschmidt Industries"
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"and give all my money to charity."
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"Thanks. You know, I was a little worried"
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"you guys would be mad about losing your inheritance."
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"Oh, Daddy, I don't care."
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"I've seen what wealth's done to you,"
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"and I certainly don't want that to happen to us."
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"Besides, we're regular people."
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"We wouldn't miss millions of dollars, right, Peter?"
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"I'm thinking I might."
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"So, it's weird being Japanese."
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"Last night, my husband wanted 69."
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"I said, "Why do you want beef and broccoli now?""
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"Hey, that's Chinese."
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"Look, I know you're upset about losing our inheritance,"
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"but when we got married, the first thing I told you"
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"Well, yeah, not now,"
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"but I didn't know you meant forever."
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"Peter, stop being so selfish."
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"For the first time in my life, I have a father who's kind"
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"and wants to spend time with me."
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"Yeah, well, I still want that money."
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"It's the only way I can afford that surgery"
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"to turn myself into 100% stained glass."
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"- I don't get it. - Neither do I."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Dad's beautiful."
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"All right, guys. Now, the way I see it,"
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"Carter's only giving away his money 'cause he's nice now."
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"So to get our inheritance,"
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"we have to figure out a way to make him mean again."
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"I don't know, Dad. He seems pretty happy."
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"Anyone can get mad, Chris. Even Shaquille O'Neal."
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"My flapjacks was supposed to have a Superman "S" on them."
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