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Clips from The Cleveland Show - The Way the Cookie Crumbles (S02E02)

"...or called me stupid like you've been doing to him."
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"- No, Cleveland. - One too many? Okay."
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"Why don't you walk around in those? See how you feel."
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"Mom told me she lost the money..."
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"I can do it in front of you."
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"Have you ever been to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?"
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"Haven't you messed with my life enough already? The money's gone."
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"Well, perhaps you could direct me to the storage unit..."
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"This is about defending Mom's honor."
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"Even if I wanted to get our money back, how could I?"
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"I went to the cops. They said your mother was a willing, overweight victim."
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"But maybe not this time."
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"Are you saying that we get breast implants and sex change surgeries..."
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"...to go undercover as middle-aged women?"
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"What if we just dressed as women?"
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"Anyone ever tell you you look like a really hot Ving Rhames?"
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"Let's go."
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"I'm easily deceived, wealthy..."
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"And I'm Arianna the Bear."
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""Do this, Tim. Do that, Tim.""
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"- That's right. How'd you know? - I've seen this ruse before."
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"I told you we should've got the surgery. That would've sold this thing."
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"Look, it's not my fault your ugly mother was dumb enough..."
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"...to think she could be a model."
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"The challenger takes a vicious left."
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"I don't know which is which."
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"But things are heating up here in the brawl at the mall."
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"The conflagration by the yogurt station."
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"The war by the Apple Store."
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"Rallo, I told you to stay in the hot car."
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"Kind of mine. Why?"
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"I've seen it many times before and it always works."
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"What you talking about, Barry?"
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"You know, I'm kind of a comedy snob, and he does make me laugh."
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"- Why don't they make heels for dudes? - You have no reason to trust me..."
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"...but I am a real agent and this kid's got something special."
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"And if you let me work with him, I can make us all a lot of money."
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"I got it. We'll tell Roberta we can make her a model."
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"- Ow, I got a splinter in my wiener. - I know, right?"
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"Cleveland Brown."
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"- Those are my roller skates. - They're mine now, turkey."
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"- I'll give you 30 for it. - Fifty."
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"My son blank is a blank hole."
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"Your junk's been in my house for the last 25 years."
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"I refused to look at the drawing..."
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"Oh, a Mr. Microphone."
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"...you got some brass boobs coming in here and telling us what to do."
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"That has negative consequences."
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"So just a left at the elevator and it'll be on my right?"
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"You're coming along real nice."
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"What happened?"
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"What happened to your savings?"
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"Yeah, and as long as you're living under my roof, you're one of them."
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"And your allowance will be $5 a day."
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"But you with your coarse hands and even coarser manner..."
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"You can dine Or return a 25"
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"When the sun goes down You can make it"
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"Revenge really brings on the appetite."
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"That's why so many super villains eat at buffets."
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"Yes, I do. He's senile."
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"...when this gentleman asked me if I ever thought of modeling."
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"Dad, this isn't just about getting your money back."
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"Anyway, what I did was totally legal. There's nothing you can do about it."
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"- I don't know. - Come on, Dad."
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"Ha! That's two for flinching."
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"You happy?"
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"Have fun on the ground with that drummer, you bitch."
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"I'm afraid I haven't the back for heavy work."
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"Go out and see What you can find"
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"- I dance. Let's just leave it at that. - Hmm. There he is."
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"- That is hurtful, Father. - No, this is hurtful."
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"- Ow! Dad. - And one for bitching."
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"...which is where Cleveland knows I practice my recorder."
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"...were made for manual labor."
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"Yes, I am saying that."
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"Thanks, Gus."
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"In the summertime When the weather is hot"
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"And introducing Jaden Smith's sister as the Zombie Princess."
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"Speed along the lane"
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"Hey, Cleveland, Cleveland, relax."
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"Yeah, we lost the house."
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"- Wait, where are you going? - Back to the storage space."
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"He takes advantage of unremarkable, middle-aged women at the mall."
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"We're not dirty We're not mean"
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"We're not gray people"
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"There was a sign in front of his garage that said he was having a gar..."
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"The Cleveland Show: The Movie in 3D."
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"Wait a minute, you didn't go to Stoolbend High."
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"Anyway, I got all kinds of trophies, baby pictures, this old teddy bear."
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"What are you guys playing?"
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"Does anyone have any reason why these two should not be wed?"
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"She's dead."
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"I didn't know you stored things."
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"Actually..."
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"I mean, like, I'm dating now."
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"If her daddy's rich Take her out for a meal"
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"Yeah, we're happy"
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"Oh, Cleveland."
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"Oh, hey, animators."
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"I've got three drinking buddies..."
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"That's my childhood you're selling. Look at these Mad Libs."
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"- Nag, nag, nag. - I'm Lester."
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"...who claims I "stole" her money."
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"I can't believe he scammed us again."
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"Real bad."
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"I get John Amos a lot."
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"What's that, Mr. Pumpernickel?"
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"Is it able to make juice from Reese's Pieces?"
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"I have a brand to protect."
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"You can have it all for 90 bucks."
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"No visitation."
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"...or the annoying guy from Police Academy."
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"You're living in a storage unit?"
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"Mom. Oh, that's right. You're homeless too."
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"My house. That's what I named it."
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"Am I right, fellas? Ha, ha. For real."
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"We could use some help around here."
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"- Ha! That's you. Ha-ha-ha."
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