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Clips from The Cleveland Show - The Way the Cookie Crumbles (S02E02)

"Feels like 1.3 million bucks."
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"I got a reason."
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"See it high or else you won't enjoy it."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show"
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"Hey, cool jacket."
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"Yup, I just got the jacket this morning."
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"Hold on, is there a half-eaten Reggie Bar in the pocket?"
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"And that's my TRON helmet."
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"My cones."
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"Some kind of sale."
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"Mr. Pumpernickel."
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"Thirty-five."
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"What's going on here?"
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"Cleve Land? That's the worst idea I've e..."
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""The farty man walked fartily down Fart Street.""
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"Your face looks like a butt-crack Your face looks like a butt-crack"
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"Your face looks like a butt-crack Your face looks like a butt-crack"
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"Cleve, bro, master bed's looking nice."
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"- I want my son. - You can't have him."
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"...because, man, hippos are real jerks, you know?"
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"But they do have a pretty healthy appetite..."
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"Can I have this? If not, I'm just gonna break it."
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"No way, my old break dancing cardboard. Can I get a beat?"
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"It's the hammy. It's the hammy."
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"For someone who's not even in our club..."
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"Don't worry, guys. My mom's making..."
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"But I want your tampons out of my sock drawer."
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"But I want them in their box. Not just loosey-goosey."
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"They best not have messed with my cigarettes."
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"- How's the episode going? - Good."
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"They're all pretty much just cement rooms."
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"I can find you one that hasn't been urinated in too much."
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"Thanks. Must be cool to work at a storage place, huh?"
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"I gave it all away."
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"Yeah. Just started."
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"I love you too, Dad."
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"- Mom, what are you doing here? - Cleveland."
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"Dinner's almost ready."
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"Oh, my God. So you weren't selling my stuff because you hate me..."
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"Wait for it. Don't move."
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"Ha, ha! This makes me happier..."
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"...than a butterfly when he runs into his caterpillar ex-girlfriend."
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"How much sushi can a chick eat?"
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"And you've got chores to do, Tubby Senior. Ha, ha."
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"So do whatever it is one does with these things."
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"You got women on your mind"
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"Have a drink Have a drive"
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"If her daddy's poor Just do what you feel"
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"Whoo! I am famished from putting Dad to work like that."
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"I never heard that. Is that a thing?"
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"I'm not sure what's real and what's not anymore."
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"And as for you, Cleveland, you need to ease up on your father."
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"He made a mistake. You don't need to keep reminding him of it."
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"Maybe to cheer him up, you could make him three little shoes."
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"...that led to Cleveland Bro..."
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"Shit flying in my mouth."
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"Wait, Dad. Don't go. I want to pin a note to you so when the police find you..."
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"I'm the one who got scammed."
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"It's tough when you think you're getting the best of your abusive father..."
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"...when you're actually getting the best of your passive, enabling mother."
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"...is sexually harassing a series of women and paying them to keep quiet."
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"He told me that some of the best modeling opportunities in the world..."
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"Before I knew it, I had spent our entire life savings on modeling classes..."
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"...speech lessons and head shots."
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"Ugh!"
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"Oh, man. I feel worse than a butterfly when he runs into his caterpillar..."
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"Knocky, knocky."
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"If you're here to get shoes, wait in line."
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"Actually, I came to apologize."
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"...and you were covering for her. - Yeah."
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"I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong and it's time for me to eat crow."
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"- Come on, tubby. You don't have... - I was able to do it at home."
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"Well, maybe there's another way I can make it up to you."
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"- Not interested. - Okay, okay."
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"Then how about I help you get your money back from that con man?"
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"...where you're keeping your moxie because it ain't here, fella."
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"...and we're always coming up with schemes that fail in humorous ways."
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"I think we know what we have to do."
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"It'll be a major life adjustment and a more than considerable expense."
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"But it cannot be argued that we all owe it to my mother."
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"How'd you like to make some money?"
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"Let me guess. Your wife or mother is one of my old clients..."
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"Oh, yeah? There's one thing I can do about it."
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"Hold my purse."
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"The uppercut by the Sunglass Hut."
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"Wait, stop. Whose kid is that?"
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"Are you kidding me? The hair. The voice. The wise-beyond-his-ageness."
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"- See? - He makes a good case."
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"I don't wanna think about how I'm gonna pay for this barrel rental."
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"I got them too."
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"Cleveland Brown thought he had it all."
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"- Good morning. - Hey, chief."
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"Looking good, Mr. B."
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"So, what's it feel like to be named ad executive of the year?"
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"Until..."
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"It's past your dead time."
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"Well, guys, good news. My movie, it..."
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"- There was. - That's my jacket."
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"Finders keepers. I'm the red guy."
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"What's going on?"
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"- Where'd you guys get all my stuff? - Your dad's selling it."
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"Mommy said you'd run home to Hugslvania."
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"Oh, after all these years."
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"May I hold him?"
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"Oh. He don't wanna see you. He says you snore."
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"He's a damn liar."
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"I'm your bear now."
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"- And that is the highest number I know. - Fine."
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"Here's your juicer."
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"Probably."
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"This is a game changer."
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"Getting a sweet deal on your childhood stuff."
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"I'm gonna make a theme park devoted to the greatest man I've ever known."
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"I'll call it Cleve Land."
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"This churro is stale. Party's over."
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"Forget the whole thing. Shut it down."
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