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Clips from The Cleveland Show - The Way the Cookie Crumbles (S02E02)

"Wait a minute. Are those my baby teeth?"
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"- Hands off the merch, tubby. - That is not merch."
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"Hard to believe I was only 17."
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"I got a Mad Lib for you."
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"Well, you can't sell my stuff if you don't have my stuff."
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"So I'm getting rid of it. My house, my rules."
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"But those are my memories."
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"You're right, Cleveland."
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"Guess I didn't realize how much this stuff meant to you."
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"Nice doing business with you."
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"Anyone ever told you your face looks like a butt-crack?"
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"Yes, if you must know, a Six Flags caricature artist once said that."
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"...and I refused payment. - I bought it."
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"Your face looks like a butt-crack"
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"Your face looks like a butt-crack Your face looks like a butt-crack"
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"But you let him fall off that jungle gym."
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"Boom! You just lost custody."
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"Hungry Hungry Hippos?"
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"They should call this game, uh..."
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"...Full of Themselves, Full of Themselves Hippos..."
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"...so there is a degree of accuracy there."
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"- You don't even know what it's for. - Sure I do."
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"Pretending you're a sports announcer, local TV pitch man..."
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"I need work."
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"Go with my blessing."
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"Ugh. Aw, okay."
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"Cleveland, what the hell is going on in here?"
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"- Hey, lovely. - Everyone, out."
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"- Now! - Oh, man."
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"- This sucks ducks. - Whatever."
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"So, what do you think of the improvements?"
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"Cleveland, if I wanted to sleep in a teenage boy's room..."
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"...I'd be teaching middle school in Florida."
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"I want all of this out of here."
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"Fine, I'll take it to the basement."
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"Fine, they can stay."
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"Oh, she's a smoker."
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"But at least she's enjoying the smooth, full-bodied flavor of Carolina Milds."
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"Carolina Milds, they'll kill you just right."
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"Part where you come down to the basement and ask how the episode's going."
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"Great, can I put some boxes down here?"
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"- What boxes? - Put those back."
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"Okay, but there's no room for them down here."
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"Fine, I'll rent a storage unit."
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"Ha, ha. Now, knock it off."
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"Wait a minute. We're like gods here."
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"- Whatever we draw... - Way ahead of you."
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"This is my childhood I'm leaving with you so I'm gonna need climate control..."
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"...a 24-hour armed guard and those roaming lasers that protect diamonds..."
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"...like in that Catherine Zeta-Jones movie where it seemed like she had a nice ass."
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"- Store all your stuff for free. - I don't have any stuff."
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"I plan on killing myself after this transaction."
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"I'm proud of you, man."
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"I wish Gus was my father."
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"Ridey horsey, up and down Watch out, little boy, don't fall down"
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"I love you, Cleveland."
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"Wha...? Wha...? Are you living here?"
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"...but because you're broke."
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"- The light's on a sensor. - Move your hands."
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"Whee! This is fun."
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"Oh, my God, you're broke."
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"And there it is."
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"Yeah. Bank foreclosed on us so we moved in here."
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"They're gone, okay? I got scammed."
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"Scammed? What was it?"
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"A flimflam? Ponzi scheme? Pyramid? Straw man? Three-card monte?"
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"Bait and switch? Smash and grab? Tickle and take? Jerk and jet? Blow and go?"
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"No, nothing like that. It was a telemarketing scam."
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"A ring ring sting? That's the oldest one..."
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"Oh, my. You've become a dumb old man."
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"Oh, this is delicious."
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"- Karen? - Oh, hey, Rick. What have you been up to?"
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"What have I been up to? I'm flying. I'm freaking flying."
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"Have fun on the ground with that drummer, you bitch."
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"Cleveland, please. We lost everything."
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"Makes me sadder than a butterfly when he runs into his caterpillar ex-girlfriend."
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"Oh, Mom, I'm sorry this had to happen to you."
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"You shouldn't be forced to live like this because you married a fool."
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"The two of you shall move into Wilbermore."
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"So I hear you're gonna be staying in our guest room..."
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"Don't worry. We'll be out of your wig soon enough."
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"In light of your plight, I'm gonna let that one go."
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"- Oh, like you let your figure go. - Ha!"
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"Women be eating. Women be eating."
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"She ordered the unagi."
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"I was like, "How about you order the u-pay-ee?""
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"You got weird kids, tubby."
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"There are plenty of things Cleveland has neglected to do."
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"When the weather's fine You got women"
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"Make it good In a lay-by"
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"I'll level with you, Dad."
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"Unfortunately, this chicken is real."
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"You know what? Screw this. I'm out of here."
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"There may be mice there, but at least they ain't dicks."
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"One is, but he's only got three legs, so I give him a pass."
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"I ain't no damn mouse cobbler."
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"What really happened on Thursday here in Stoolbend, Virginia..."
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"Go on, the fuck is that?"
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"Shit, I'm dying in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town."
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"The fuck? Can't see. Pollen."
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"Let's get the fuck out of this country motherfucker."
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"...wandering around disoriented, they'll know who to call."
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"You big dope."
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"Cleveland, stop. I'm the dope."
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"I'm the one who lost all our money."
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"- What? - Your father didn't lose our life savings."
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"He was taking the rap to protect me."
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"Oh."
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"What you ought to be doing..."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"So you're the old dummy who got scammed? Ha!"
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"All right, I wanna hear everything. Talk slowly and don't leave anything out."
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"A few weeks ago, I was at the mall..."
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"Mm-hm, mm-hm. We're off to a good start."
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"And, of course, I thought of it, but I never had the time."
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"Uh-huh. Or the face, body, hair or skin. Go on."
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"...were available right here in Stoolbend. - Right here in Stoolbend."
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"So that means Dad..."
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"Was covering for my foolishness to protect me."
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"He never rubbed my nose in it..."
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