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Clips from Disenchantment (2018) - For Whom the Pig Oinks (S01E01)

"- It's not. - Don't be so negative."
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"- Where there's a will, there's a way. - There's not."
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"I must admit, the quantity of blood exceeded my expectations."
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"So Elfo is free to go?"
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"Hmm."
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"Looks like I picked the wrong day to wear sandals."
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"Was I the only one hoping for more blood?"
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"All aboard the party barge! I hope you like fun and soggy pretzels."
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"Good point."
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"You'll get to know the crazy, fun me,"
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"before spending the rest of your life with the boring, bossy me."
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"I'm lucky in so many ways."
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"[captain] Now listen up, you landhuggers."
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"So drink responsibly!"
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"[coughs]"
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"We be sailing now into treacherous waters."
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"To starboard, man-eating sharks."
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"To port, a sunset so beautiful"
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"But the worst lies ahead!"
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"Let's get this underway, shall we?"
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"We don't want that."
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"Anyone not tied down better plug your ears."
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""Ear wax"? Does it mean it's for ears or from ears?"
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"You remembered to use a slipknot, right?"
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"I can't hear you! I've got wax in my ears!"
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"You rigged it so he'll break free and leap overboard, right?"
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"The plan?"
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"Ugh."
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"Elf defense? Try self-defense."
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"Just go cut the ropes."
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"- Stop! No! Don't do it! - Do it. Do it."
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"- I can't jump that high. - Do it! Elfo..."
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"You're playing to your strengths, and not mine."
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"Then they shouldn't have given me these big bad buck teeth."
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"My prince, may I give you one last kiss for good luck?"
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"On the forearm, for whatever reason?"
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"That's kind of Mother's thing, but sure."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"[men gasp]"
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"I'm Merkimer. I can't wait to meet you. I don't need your names, though."
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"Not one mention of your fuzzy muzzles. Climb aboard."
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"[walruses singing]"
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"Uh... Should we be doing something?"
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"I'm already smoking and laughing. What more do you want?"
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"- [singing stops] - [Merkimer] Whoa!"
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"Listen. They've stopped singing."
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"And we only lost one man. That's actually not bad."
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"Usually everyone dies. I don't advertise that fact. [chuckles]"
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"As Merkimer's fiancée, I'd like to say a few words."
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"Where the hell are we? This fog is as thick as chowder."
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"Chowder? It doesn't always have to be nautical references with me."
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"There are plenty of other thick soups. Cream of potato, that's one."
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"Uh... Chili... I guess that's not a soup."
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"Uh... Ham chowder. No, that's a chowder. Uh..."
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"What's the one with the salt?"
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"Bah!"
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"Look, in the distance! The lights of the kingdom!"
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"It's a ship of war, flying the dread flag of the Borcs!"
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"Don't panic. We can slip away unnoticed"
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"They've spotted us. Defend the barge or risk losing your deposit."
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"Fire the cannon!"
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"[growling]"
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"I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna die and it's all my fault."
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"That's what made you do it."
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"Aye, 'twas held together mainly by stains."
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"All the confetti cannons in the world couldn't save us now."
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"[walruses singing]"
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"Mermaids, attack!"
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"[water splashes]"
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"King Zog, you're giving me your daughter,"
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"so it's only fair I give you something of equal value."
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"The head of the Borc admiral!"
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"That's not a Borc, it's a Bozak! They're our closest allies!"
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"No wonder all those presents have been washing ashore."
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"Then let this be a warning to your other allies."
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"This is the dress my mom wore when she married my dad."
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"If you no like, I fix."
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"No, no, that's okay, Giuseppe. We hired you for your emotional realism."
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"[bells tolling]"
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"Just doing the stuff I wanted to do, going places I wanted to go."
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"That time I stole a baby walrus. You guys were there."
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"[sighs]"
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"I can't bear to watch. I'll be in my cage."
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"Anyone seen Sorcerio?"
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"I'm feeling a tad nervous, my tiny friend."
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"Those mermaids worked me over pretty hard, sexually."
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"[grunts] Stop talking to me."
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"Haha! Here it is. Legend has it that elf blood contains"
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"the mystical essence of life itself."
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"Please stop! There's no place like Elmo. There's no place like Elmo..."
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"[stutters] Help yourself! Do it. Do it. Do it!"
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"Enough rigmarole. Bring in the blushing groom."
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"[crowd gasping]"
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"You're all invited to our marital evening. [laughs]"
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"Hmm. Feeling a bit... [retches] What's happening?"
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"[squeals]"
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"Well, this is odd."
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"[squealing and grunting]"
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"[cackles]"
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"[grunts]"
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"Hey."
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"Really, Dad? [scoffs] You're fine with this?"
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"You think this arranged marriage will solve your problems?"
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"You're just thinking about yourself, what you want."
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"You don't care about me."
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"Isn't there a point in everyone's life"
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"where they need to, like, go and figure out who they are?"
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"Are we standing in that moment right now? Maybe."
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"But I know one thing, and I know it real good,"
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"and that's [stutters] I don't want to marry this pig."
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"[squeals]"
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"Or that one either."
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"This whole cursed wedding is canceled."
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"[all gasp]"
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"If you're calling off the wedding, I'm calling off the alliance!"
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"Oh, yeah? My knuckles'll make an alliance with your pig-fathering face!"
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"[crowd chanting] King fight! King fight! King fight!"
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"[crowd cheering]"
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"- [crowd clamoring] - [Zog] And furthermore!"
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"[man] Hey!"
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