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Clips from Disenchantment (2018) - For Whom the Pig Oinks (S01E01)

"[stutters] I mean, I smell fear."
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"[grunting]"
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"- [monk] Boys, boys, boys. - [knight] What?"
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"[throat singing]"
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"- Ah! - [all grunting]"
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"And so is mine, if you live."
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"Ugh. Geez. Do it."
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"It looks like a foot. I mean, if you're happy with it..."
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"[man] Really? Fascinating. Exquisite."
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"[playing fanfare]"
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"This cold floor feels good on my concussion."
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"But more importantly, I am the one and only Luci."
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"Cram him in a cage!"
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"Dad, you can't just cage him. Elves are jolly by nature."
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"Well, get to it!"
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"[playing happy tune on flute]"
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"I know. It felt weird when I said it."
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"Oh, yes, down there with all his little friends."
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"Ah. Not so hard!"
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"I'm sorry, Bunty."
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"[munches]"
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"Might we finally create the Elixir of Life?"
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"I don't want to raise your hopes."
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"Then we could join the search party"
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"So, how we gonna kill your fiancé?"
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"You could just marry him"
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"What if I rub a sick chicken all over his face and hope for the best?"
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"[muffled] Probably not."
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"And may I say what a deep honor it is to assist His Majesty in this most..."
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"Strap him down!"
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"Yes, well, I suppose the life-giving magic may take a while."
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"[pigs squealing]"
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"My brain feels dry."
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"I'm feeling optimistic."
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"But before we marry"
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"and I enter a state of semi-permanent pregnancy..."
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"I just wanted to make sure you have some fun."
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"Anything goes."
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"It's not just named after Gerald K. Mermaid?"
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"Intriguing. But don't mermaids use their mesmo-songs"
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"to lure men to their deaths?"
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"[gulps]"
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"[weakly] If I say no, will I seem less manly?"
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"God, you're selfish and cruel."
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"[groans] Look at this! There's more blood in my chamber pot."
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"we'll grind him to a paste and see if that works better."
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"Oh! If that paste doesn't work, I'm in real trouble."
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"[pigs squeal, grunt]"
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"For now."
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"[whooping]"
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"I feel weak and queasy."
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"What you need is a nice, long boat ride."
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"[men cheering]"
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"Stop right there, Your Ladyness."
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"A delicate flower like yourself has no place aboard..."
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"This may be a party barge,"
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"- [all chant] Spin the elf! Spin the elf! - Spin the... [screams]"
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"Attention on the party barge!"
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"the rest of your life will seem anticlimactic."
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"For there lurk the twin shores of Mermaid Island and Walrus Island."
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"Everyone line up single file to get lashed to the masts."
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"Arr, you'll want to put the wax in before you hear me answer."
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"Well, no. I couldn't do it."
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"If it's smooth jazz, I will destroy this place."
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"[harmonious singing]"
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"I've never heard a song so sweet and delicate."
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"Ha! I'm free! Lead the way, loins."
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"Ladies, the legends do not do you justice."
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"[laughs]"
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"Aye, their siren song is done for now."
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"Let's head back."
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"[gasps] They must be planning a sneak attack on Dreamland!"
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"as long as everyone remains absolutely silent."
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"[loudly] What?"
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"[grunting]"
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"[gasps]"
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"Don't look at that. You didn't pay for it."
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"No, it was me with my incessant do it, do it, do it, do its."
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"Neither one of you was to blame. It was both of you. You both killed us."
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"[grunting and yelling]"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I did."
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"The Bozak wedding delegation never arrived."
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"I thought when it was my turn to wear it, I'd be as happy as she was."
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"Somehow, I don't think my portrait's gonna be nearly as happy."
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"It's time."
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"Well, free will was fun while it lasted."
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"So, anyway, here comes the bride."
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"[bells ringing]"
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"Ugh. No, he's at a wedding. Your wedding."
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"Ugh, I told you, my name is Elfo. Elmo was my house. I lived in an elm."
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"I may not be able to perform tonight on the marital mattress."
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"Hold up. That's not elf's blood, that's pig's..."
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"I've never felt such vigor."
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"[crowd gasp]"
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"[squeals]"
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"You think that magic will? [scoffs]"
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"I know it really, really intensely,"
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"Ah, to hell with it. Bean may be crazy, but she's right."
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"[all gasp angrily]"
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"Guys, thanks for making my wedding a day I'll always remember."
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"Now let's see how fast we can forget it."
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"- To us. - But mainly me!"
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"[pig squealing]"
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"Bean! No!"
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"She forgot her glove!"
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"My poor Princess Tiabeanie."
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"She never had a chance to say she loved me."
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"Now what? Whoa!"
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"[sniffs]"
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"Me smell fear."
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"You don't scare me! I was born scared. Get him, men!"
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"[all grunting]"
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"There's no conflict here."
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"This is a plateau of peace."
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"I can get married or I can die. This should be a harder decision."
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"So I say do it. Do it! Do it, do it, do it!"
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"No! Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean."
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"Hey, guys?"
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"[both] Yeah?"
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"Uh, while you were talking, the stick broke."
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