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Clips from Broad City - Sliding Doors (S04E04)

"Right, that is rude."
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"I acknowledge that is rude."
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"Parker Luxton?"
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"The wall."
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"What wall?"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"You're always making us watch videos of animals having sex with people."
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"- Many times. - Of a man fighting"
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"for the sensual pleasure of his life,"
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"only to die later from internal bleeding."
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"It's Mr. Hands!"
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"I see... Because if it were a lady horse and a man,"
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"They can get fucking married for all I care."
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"But gay dudes can't get married yet, huh?"
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"Gay dudes can't get married, so a horse-dude"
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"Jessica Merkel-Keller."
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"But when your hair is curly, it looks like pubes."
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"Okay, okay, if you had to be a throuple"
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"Michelle and Barack Obama, hands down."
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"I mean, I am so relieved"
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"that we have a hot black guy as president."
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"And it's just the beginning."
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"(WHISPERS) Hey..."
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"Mm, hi."
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"And now, we're going to open the floor"
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"- to some of our presentations. - Did you bring your presentation?"
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"- And first, we'll have... - What presentation?"
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"Ilana Wexler?"
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"Jaime, can you pull the fire alarm again?"
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"- a citizen one day. It's illegal. - I understand."
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"Yes, Professor!"
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"Professor... (SPEAKING FRENCH)"
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"- Is this French? - Hm."
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"Glasses on, phones off, please!"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"The day is Thursday, the time is one o'clock."
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"PROFESSOR: Gotta stop you there."
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"It's Friday and it's 4:00 p.m. But please, continue."
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"We shall commence our lecture..."
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"Evil to the bone"
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"This is not Tisch."
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"(PHONE CHIMING)"
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"There's a sinkhole in my hometown."
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"My house is gone!"
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"(WHISPERING) Yes, girl, thank you."
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"Ilana, you can actually go, if you like."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(WIND CHIMES)"
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"Wow."
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"(GASPS) Have you ever been to a psychic before?"
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"No, but I've always wanted to."
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"- Yes! - Okay."
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"(DOOR BELL JINGLING)"
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"- BOTH: Hi. - I'm Oda."
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"Um, hi, we're interested in..."
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"Oh, I know. (CHUCKLES)"
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"I'm feeling... You girls..."
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"- We are! - Oh, my God!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"So, as I was say... (GASPING)"
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"Prophecy."
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"You're gonna die today."
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"- She was eating a burrito bowl. - Ugh!"
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"we're gonna die tomorrow."
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"Like, imagine if we did something crazy."
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"- I don't know. - Yeah, okay."
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"Like, what if we got a tattoo?"
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"I mean, that's like really big and permanent."
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"But I don't know, then you can't be buried in the cemetery and that whole thing."
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"Yeah, but that's just for Jewish people."
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"Yeah, I'm Jewish, remember? I told you."
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"No, I'm not kidding."
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"The guy with the bike! Help!"
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"Oh, hey! Hey!"
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"I mean, I have always wanted a tattoo."
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"But I can't think of anything that I care that much about."
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"Except..."
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"- (TATTOO PEN BUZZING) - Oh, shit!"
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"- Okay. - Ooh!"
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"- (SIGHS) - Whoo!"
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"I mean, like, what are we all gonna do?"
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"- Wow, you're doing good. - (BLOWS) Okay."
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"(GIRLS LAUGHING)"
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"on Orchard and Delancey? It's my favorite."
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"I just throw my bowl into traffic."
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"You throw a glass bowl into traffic?"
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"Oh, yeah. Done and done."
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"(LAUGHING) What?"
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"- How long? - She didn't say."
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"He sounds like a freeloading bag-of-trash bitch."
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"I mean, I barely said anything about him."
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"I haven't even met him yet."
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"before he pulls squatters rights on you."
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""Nip it in the ass," is that the saying?"
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"(SPITS) Yeah, nip it in the ass."
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"Hey, Melody, it's me."
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"that I'm really not comfortable with Matt"
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"staying any longer than this week."
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"And she should break up with him."
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"Okay, oh my God, that..."
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"and this is amazing, we're really communicating."
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"- Dude! - Oh, my God!"
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"- That was so good, girl! - That was amazing!"
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"- Yes! - Good job, dude."
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"Thank you so much. I never would have done that."
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"I had, like, the funnest day."
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"It was."
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"Like, tomorrow?"
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"I would love that!"
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"Yeah?"
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"My new friend."
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"(SIREN APPROACHING)"
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"(GLASS BREAKING, TIRES SCREECHING) Go, go, go!"
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"- The pizza! - Leave it!"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Hey!"
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"You're the girl that swiped me in this morning."
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"That is so weird."
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"Yeah, that's nuts."
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"Uh... Well, I, I just bought three slices of pizza"
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