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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Fatwa! (S09E09)

"♪ Here I am, hiding out now in a hole ♪"
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"♪ Barely eating, barely sleeping, this shit's taking its toll ♪"
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"♪ And so it's time for him to die, I do not like this man ♪"
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"♪ His death sentence is the worst friggin' book review ♪"
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"♪ His book's like a sickness, it won't quit ya ♪"
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"♪ Oh, yeah, like I haven't thought of that, come on ♪"
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"Both: ♪ I cannot like this ♪"
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"- Really great job. - Fantastic."
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"- My best work. - Wow."
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"How about Susan Stroman? I mean-- huh?"
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"She's the best."
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"We're gonna start with the new choreography for "Fatwa Sex.""
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"- So great. - Felt good."
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"- He kind of uses it like a-- like a sledgehammer. - Yeah?"
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"- I think it's terrific. - Yeah."
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"Lin: Can we go over the choreo for "Fatwa Sex" before we go onstage?"
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"Yeah, why don't you come in at 10:45?"
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"- It's crazy! This is insane! - It's gonna be amazing."
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"I've only been excited twice in my life."
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"If this guy ever asks you to go in the weeds,"
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"get in the weeds!"
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"- Is that fishing? - No, no, no."
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"- That's work. That's work, yeah. - Yeah. It's the work."
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"You know, just sitting there,"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Okay."
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"I gotta go to wardrobe and get changed. Walk with me?"
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"- Yeah. I wanna talk to you about something. - Great. Thanks, Cody."
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"One second. I'm running, okay? You're running."
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"♪ Gotta hide, I think I've gotta ♪"
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"♪ Gonna get scared, gonna get shot-a, want my mama... ♪"
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"Well, that's a great idea!"
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"- Yeah? - Yeah, absolutely."
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"- Oh, terrific! - Yeah, it might be fun."
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"Yeah, sure. What the hell."
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"Wonder if there's anything else"
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"we need to do before tomorrow."
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"and that "thank you" was--"
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"Thank you."
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"Greg: You've seen the choices."
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"- Um... - All right, I'm-- I'm--"
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"- I'm gonna head back. I'll see you later. - Okay. Thanks."
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"I say next time, we tell him a half hour earlier."
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"- You know what, let's just sit down. - Susie: All right."
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"We'll have some appetizers, maybe even order dinner."
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"Are you all here?"
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"We can't seat you until your entire party arrives."
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"- Isn't that nice? - It makes for the optimal dining experience."
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"We do not sit incomplete parties."
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"I'm taking the cast and crew to do, like, a paintball day."
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"- They shoot paint instead of bullets. - It's a good bonding."
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"- Sat-- wait. This Saturday? - Yeah."
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"I'm sorry. I'm just a little cranky--"
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"No, but I'm hungry."
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"Okay, I'm gonna take care of this."
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"- Susie: The food here is great and you know it. - Jeff: I do."
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"This is not a pickup in any way, shape, or form."
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"We have four."
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"- Four? - Yes, four."
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"Okay."
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"- So what do you do? - I'm an actress."
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"- Oh. - You know, I just figured at 36,"
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"later in life as a woman, it's acting."
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"- Really? - And then I do stand-in work."
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"Okay, she stands in for the star."
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"Right, yeah, I understand."
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"you have the fatwa on you, right?"
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"- So it's over. - Yeah, but I was out anyway."
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"- Yeah. - I've never done comedy, but it doesn't seem that hard."
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"All right, well, I'll put your card in my pocket."
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"they'd find them on, like, an island,"
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"that they say things they shouldn't be saying."
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"We gotta get you a chair. Where's the waiter?"
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"- What? - Larry: Yeah."
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"But, hey, very good job. Good stand-in job."
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"And listen, Larry, if you ever need an actor,"
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"you call me, okay?"
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"- Larry: That's accurate? - Susie: Yes."
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"Don't insult us with that."
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"- Am I right? - He's right."
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"- Guess what. - Yeah?"
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"Okay?!"
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"Bottle of wine, anybody?"
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"I had a colonoscopy. Clean as a whistle."
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"Good morning."
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"- See you inside. - Okay."
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"You know what, get me the salmon--"
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"Oh, I'm happy to do it."
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"I have a gig booked."
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"That was a "thank you" commensurate with the gesture."
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"There's too many redheads."
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"Oh, same pants as yesterday."
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"so I picked them up 'cause I was in a hurry."
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"Nobody likes an outfit tracker."
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"Apparently, Big Murray has nothing else to do but outfit track."
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"I'm not judging you,"
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"I'm just noticing that you wore the same pants."
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"- Thank you so much. - Oh, my pleasure! Of course!"
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"You want to segregate the deaf?"
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"No, he's gonna get in the weeds with us."
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"he's one foot out the door right now."
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"And we're just getting everything, uh--"
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"Greg: Yes. If you wanna try anything on, please let me know."
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"Kids?"
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"- Mmm, no. - No."
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"- Thanks. - Thank you."
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"All right. I see where you got your tepid "thank yous" from."
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"That was worse than your "thank you.""
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"- Okay, I'll see you upstairs. - See you upstairs."
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"Yeah. Let's find a Dumpster for this bullshit."
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"Full tech and music."
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"- Is our signer here? - Yes, right here."
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"We have a place for you."
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"And breakfast for our guest."
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"Ah, no. I..."
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"Hey, uh, Salman, hey, you should be grateful."
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"Both: ♪ Salman, get out! ♪"
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"Man: ♪ Ugh! Close your legs ♪"
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"( music continues )"
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"Woman: And stay out!"
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"Cody: Okay, great! ( clears throat )"
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