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Clips from South Park - Dead Kids (S22E22)

"[ Music continues ]"
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"♪ Can love be measured by the hours in a day? ♪"
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"[ Glass shatters ] [ Slow-mo scream ]"
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"Randy was just trying to make you feel loved"
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"Yes!"
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"Don't you guys see what's happened here?!"
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"I mean, Harriet, you came to my house"
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"That's what I'm talking about!"
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"Sharon, if you wanted to make me sad, congratulations."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"All right. Your time starts now."
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"Cartman: Everybody has dirty laundry."
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"how many other Tokens are out there?"
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"that "Black Panther" wasn't all that sweet"
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"What do you mean?"
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"All Token is doing by letting you cheat off him"
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"and even if it means failing, I'm their only damn hope."
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"I know, sweetheart. I know."
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"Aaaaaah."
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"but I'll try to be more understanding from now on."
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"[ Cellphone rings ]"
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"[ Keypad beeps ] Hello?"
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"Yes."
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"When?"
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"What is it?"
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"Should we get down there?"
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"It's not the end of the world."
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"What the hell are you talking about?!"
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"♪♪"
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"Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪"
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"♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪"
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"at your math exams, children."
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"Aw, man!"
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"Let's run through it again."
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"How do we solve this first one?"
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"Add together the 3 and the 3!"
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"Good, Butters. We add the 3's together."
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"Wait, wait! Token got an "A"?"
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"[ Siren wails ] I-I can't hear you, Eric."
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"I said something's wrong!"
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"Active shooter! Active shooter!"
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"Man on radio: All units, report in."
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"And now we divide, right?"
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"Unit five in southwest classroom!"
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"...or the 6 by the 4?"
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"Man on radio: Copy. Southwest classroom clear."
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"Now, we're gonna re-take the exam on Friday."
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"[ Kids groan ]"
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"Shooter's in the hallway! All units, report!"
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"[ Gunfire ] Now, I'm giving you an opportunity to do better."
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"Put down the gun, son. You can see where Token erased his answers"
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"and wrote in the right ones! You don't want to do this!"
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"[ Gunshot ] Eric, that's enough."
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"[ Police radio chatter ]"
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"[ Helicopter blades whirring, siren chirps ]"
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"Token knew I was cheating off of him,"
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"so he deliberately put down the wrong answers!"
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"Why would he do that?"
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"I don't understand fractions. They don't make any sense."
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"That's not the point, you guys."
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"Why is Token out to get me?"
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"Another school shooting today"
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"has left students in shock and disbelief."
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"Yeah, Token's probably sick of you"
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"cheating off of him all the time."
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"I always cheat off Token."
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"Why did he choose now to hurt me?"
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"Stanley, oh, my God!"
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"Baby! Oh, you're okay!"
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"We're gonna go home and talk about this with your dad."
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"And we will get through this as a family."
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"Come on. Get in the car."
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"[ Utensils clack, scrape ]"
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"Stanley... Well?"
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"Do you want to tell your father"
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"about what happened at school today?"
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"Um... O-Oh."
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"I flunked my math quiz."
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"No! The other thing!"
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"What other thing?"
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"What happened at school today?"
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"Yes! The school shooting!"
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"Who shot up the schoo-- Was it you?"
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"No."
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"Did you get shot?"
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"Are you serious?!"
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"Did you not hear what your child said?!"
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"Why are you all acting like this is normal?"
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"What is wrong with you people?"
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"Hey, Sharon. You doing okay?"
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"They were killed at a school"
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"where they were supposed to be safe!"
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"Are you kidding me?! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sharon."
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"Why isn't anyone else emotional?!"
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"Hon, uh..."
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"when was your last..."
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"Things can seem like a little bigger deal"
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"'cause, you know, your...down there?"
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"Don't you dare suggest that I'm only emotional"
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"because it's -- I'm -- I'm just -- I'm just"
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"Get out, Randy! I'm not overreacting!"
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"Okay. Okay. Love you, honey. I'll leave you alone."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Whelp, another three days of this, probably."
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"I understand that there have been"
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"some problems here at the school lately."
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"A lot of students are experiencing anxiety,"
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"and Eric Cartman just wanted to be able to voice his concerns."
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"Token. [ Sighs ]"
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"There are some terrible things that I realize"
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"you might have heard from the other kids here at school."
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"you know, that the rhinos were really stupid."
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"I loved "Black Panther.""
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"So if, you know, you feel like there's a need to come after me"
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"to get back at me,"
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"because I liked "Black Panther" just as much as you did."
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"I actually never saw "Black Panther.""
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"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?!"
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"No, I didn't see it."
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"But I thought all of you saw it."
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