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Clips from South Park - Dead Kids (S22E22)
"♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪"
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"Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪"
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"Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine ♪"
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"[ Gunshots ]"
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"They're the denominators, so they stay a 4."
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"I got an "F," but I cheated off Token!"
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"[ Tactical guys shouting in background ] Divide 4 by 6?"
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"The 6 by the 4."
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"Southwest classroom clear!"
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"He did it to me on purpose!"
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"Man on radio: Shooter is down. Shooter is down."
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"Now, let's move on to the next equation."
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"[ Kids cheering ]"
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"That is such bullshit, you guys!"
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"But why now? That's the question, Kyle."
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"Stanley!"
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"It's all right, Stanley."
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"Well, what's this about failing a math quiz?"
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"Kids died at his school!"
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"I'm sorry, Sharon. I --"
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"No, I'm not okay!"
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"Children were shot!"
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"Why does there need to be anything else?!"
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"Pointing out that it is around that time."
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"Go ahead, Eric."
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"There are some rumors that have been going around about me"
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"that -- that I thought"
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"There's rumors that I said it was a structural mess,"
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"I just need you to know that people are lying"
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"I am not a racist."
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"Say what, girlfrriend?!"
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"Come on, Rog! You never saw "Black Panther?""
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"Why else would you manipulate my test grades?"
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"I should have got an "A" on it,"
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"Is that true, Token?"
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"and you didn't see "Black Panther." Right."
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"Right over there, m'kay? No, you shot the wrong one!"
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"I'm sure you all heard"
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"Well, you know, Sharon,"
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"Red."
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"The whole park could use an upgrade, if you ask me."
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"It's become a camp-out for the homeless."
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"to compare child murder to park upgrades?!"
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"[ Metal detectors beeping ]"
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"Waah!"
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"My mom said if I flunk another math test,"
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"There's got to be something"
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"Well, what do you want me to do?"
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"I got hall monitor duty."
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"Just ask around."
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"Okay, Eric."
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"and the ones who don't play by the rules."
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"he's the one African American in the entire country"
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"who didn't see "Black Panther.""
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"and then at a certain time of the month,"
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"It's all right, Randy."
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"It's just -- It's just once,"
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"overreacting a little bit 'cause of my hormones.""
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"I don't know how much more of this I can take."
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"Well, Randy, have you stopped to think"
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"I mean that maybe what's going on really is a big deal."
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"Well, you see, Mr. Marsh, when the woman's ovaries"
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"actually stop producing eggs, it's a significant change."
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"then why would she still overreact and be bitchy?"
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"It's good you sought the advice of a medical professional"
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"Well, wait. You're saying this could actually get worse?"
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"and it's been known to last..."
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"Word on the street is you and Token are back together."
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"We're trying."
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"Just talking a lot and seeing if we can work things out."
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"That's...really none of your business."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"We've never talked about it. Right."
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"I gotta get to class."
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"The all school test is in less than 72 hours."
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"Unless I find a connection,"
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"I'll be grounded from "Fortnite" for weeks."
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"I keep thinking,"
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"When will I answer the phone and find out"
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"Old lady, where's my dick? Where's my dick?"
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"Something's wrong with you, all of you!"
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"I mean the dad, the tribal leader,"
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"We enjoyed it, yes."
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"So, uh, what was Token's"
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"favorite part of "Black Panther"?"
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"-Get out of my house. -Token."
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"Come on. Get out."
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"Nice talking to you folks."
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"you'd probably be pretty pissed off."
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"he's the only one who hasn't seen "Black Panther.""
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"I'll see you at school."
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"What is it? There's another shooting"
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"It just started."
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"[ Andy Williams' "Love Story" plays ]"
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"♪ Where do I begin ♪"
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"♪ To tell the story of how great a love can be? ♪"
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"[ Toilet flushes ]"
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"You saw "Black Panther" without your parents' permission."
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"I typed up all my findings, Token."
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"I made 10 copies and put them in envelopes."
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"Cartman: In poker, they call it a bluff."
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"[ "Love Story" plays ]"
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"♪ With angel songs, with wild imaginings ♪"
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"in the theater without them."
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"That's why me ripping on it pissed you off so much!"
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"I don't care what you said about "Black Panther.""
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"But, Token, I don't understand!"
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"then why won't you let me cheat --"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"That's what this is all about, isn't it?"
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"And that's why you wouldn't let me cheat off you!"
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"Why go after me?"
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"Don't worry."
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"Oh, great. Come on! We can do this!"
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"Butters!"
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"It's the entire glee club this time!"
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"The math quiz is starting!"
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"[ Gunfire ]"
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