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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Safety Training (S03E03)

"Now, we all know the standard cheeses."
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"- You knowhat's really good? - Grilled cheese."
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"Oh, my God, is that what this is?"
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"I don't have enough money for a prototype."
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"You're messing with my flow."
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"Ugh."
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"Dried milk."
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"- That you're staring at. - No, I'm not star..."
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"- I'm not staring at anything. - Oh, sorry."
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"and I'm an ass gal, so I guess I just assume"
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"to a monster truck rally.""
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"January 21st, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?""
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"Sorry, I'm working as fast as I can."
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"Hey, girl."
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"No, because I joke around with everyone,"
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"Oh oh!"
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"- You didn't bolt the anchor? - There's bolts too?"
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"- You should go help him. - You want me to just"
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"- go up there and talk to him? - It's literally your job."
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"Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it."
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"Yes."
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"You did not have to take the blame for me."
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"so that we can do a spit handshake."
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"I think it's the pregnancy."
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"When I shattered my nose, I held out and got $1,000."
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"Don't worry about it. It's like I said."
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"This was Amy's mess, and she needs to clean it up herself,"
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"I'll just text you tonight"
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"All right. Clean this up for real."
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"I went to business school for a year."
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"the assistant debate coach of an Ohio middle school."
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"I'll take this."
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"Okay, well, that is the real money."
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"Hey, Amy."
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"I mean, you just said it wasn't those things,"
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"What does that mean?"
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"and things are all good on their end."
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"Uh, um..."
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"We're gonna pass."
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"Excuse me."
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"Good sparring with you, buddy. All right."
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"Go!"
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"Damn it! Bad!"
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"- Compromising safety harness. - I was just loosening it."
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"Okay, but now you're not secure."
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"I need you to back up..."
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"Sandra, you're on me!"
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"you want a nice swaying motion."
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"so you're not expecting it."
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"That's not a bad idea."
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"- And you should be able to. - Okay."
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"$4,000."
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"and I just wanted to say I hope everything's okay."
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"I was wondering if you could climb in and get it out."
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"Oh, did I say there was no point?"
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"Sometimes I do that thing where I act like"
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"Yeah, except for this time,"
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"you wouldn't really be that far off."
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"- No, no. - Uh-uh."
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"if Saint Patrick hadn't driven the snakes out of Ireland, so..."
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"Yes, but morally..."
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"So if anything, lying in the first place"
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"Yeah, I was thinking maybe you could show the footage"
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"my hands were clean. I told everyone to meet,"
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"I can't. I still know it's coming."
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"So here's what we're gonna do."
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"Doesn't matter. Okay..."
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"so unless there's some reason I just can't get my..."
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"cruises are gross."
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"Whoa, is that from the tornado?"
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"can you turn off the video, please?"
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"- Stop the video! - What are you doing?"
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"Just go when you say the word "go.""
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"Go on the word "go.""
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"Ahh, damn it!"
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"I am secure, Sandra. And also, could you, like,"
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"maybe move, like, two inches that way?"
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"You're in my space."
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"Glenn told me to stay close to you."
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"And also, I'm terrified of heights,"
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"so I feel like the ground is always just kind of"
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"- coming up at me... - Okay, fine, fine."
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"It's just making this a lot more difficult."
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"- Oh! - Almost dropped sign."
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"Almost? Are you serious?"
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"You're writing down almost mistakes now?"
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"- Now you're losing your temper. - No, I'm not losing my temper, Sandra."
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"I just don't think that you need to be writing down every single little thing."
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"Stop!"
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"- No, you stop it. - Glenn gave that to me!"
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"- Back up, Sandra. - We're moving!"
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"- We're going to die! - Oh, my God!"
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"Sandra, you're pushing me into the lever!"
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"Sandra, snap out of it!"
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"Bloopers on a TV show are delightful."
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"But in the workplace, they can be dangerous."
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"So I thought that some of us"
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"who have had a couple of incidents"
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"could review some basic safety training."
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"Now, when would you put out one of these?"
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"- On the holidays? - No."
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"Anyone?"
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"Now, when you're cleaning up that spill,"
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"Think of it like you took your mop to a dance."
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"One, two, three."
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"One, two, three."
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"One, two, three. One, two, three."
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"Okay, all right."
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"Whoa!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm trying to get injured."
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"It's just hard to make myself do it."
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"You know, the problem is, you can see it coming."
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"Yes, obviously that's the problem."
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"You know, maybe, and I'm just spitballing here,"
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"but maybe you have someone else do it"
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"Do you think you could do it?"
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"Me? Wow."
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"Whoof, that's unexpected."
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"Hmm, yeah, I'll do it. I'd be honored."
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