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Clips from Master of None - The Thief (S02E02)

"Fuck! Her phone number!"
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"Go, Dev! Run faster! Faster!"
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"My photo. My photo with Matteo Godardes."
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"You idiot! Why didn't you send it to me?"
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"Let's go to the police."
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"Did he try the "Find your iPhone" app?"
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"Uh, so there is no security cameras,"
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"but he asked if you tried the "find your iPhone" program."
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"No, I turned it off 'cause of international data."
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"Oh."
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"He turned it off because it'd be expensive for international data."
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"Well, he said that's too bad,"
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"because in this case, it would've been very useful"
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"to have it on."
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"Come si dice "no shit"?"
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"- Do you want me to translate that? - No."
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"Um... oh."
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"Can we hire someone that... how do you say... draw a face..."
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"- Ah! Si! Okay. Okay. - Police sketch artist."
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"Maybe there's someone who could draw"
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"the face of the person who stole the phone?"
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"not for a stolen phone."
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"But normally he sketches funny things that happen at the station."
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"He just sent me this one."
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"That he likes to draw comic strips"
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"of funny things that happen in the station."
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"That's funny, because in Italy,"
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"we have policeman that likes pastries a lot,"
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"Yeah, yeah, I get it."
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"We have the same stereotype in America too."
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"I'm so sorry. I'm so s..."
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"I'll just keep looking with Mario."
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"Sometimes people sell stolen phones"
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"at the electronic store on Corso Canalchiaro."
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"Try looking there."
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"Dev, let's go!"
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"Si, si, si. Grazie. Ciao."
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"Good evening."
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"I had a telephone that was..."
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"how do you say... "stolen.""
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"Mamma mia. Your Italian is disgusting!"
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"Be quiet. I'll do the talking."
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"No."
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"We'll never find it! You idiot! How did you let your telephone get stolen?"
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"Not now, let's go. Thanks, bye."
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"Bye."
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"Allora..."
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"We can find this kid."
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"Let's go to the Piazza San Francesco?"
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"You're too fat and too slow."
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"Really? Do you think my belly has gotten bigger?"
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"Of course. You eat everything! Pizza, pasta, gelato, cheese..."
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"So do you!"
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"Yeah, that's why I'm chubby too."
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"Do you see him?"
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"No. Great job, detective."
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"The fuck that guy kiss his phone for?"
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"So you want to go eat something?"
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"Call your phone and see if it rings. Then he can't deny it."
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"I'm a kid. I don't have a telephone!"
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"Why can't you be like American kids?"
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"They're all spoiled, and they have phones."
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"Ask him if you can use his phone."
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"Why me and not you?"
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"Because he's huge. And he doesn't seem very nice..."
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"You're cute. Use those chubby little cheeks!"
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"Excuse me, good sir."
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"This idiot is helping me find my mom."
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"But he hasn't helped me."
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"Can I borrow your phone?"
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"What do you want? Who are you? My battery is low. Get out of here!"
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"Ah! Mamma mia!"
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"What's the problem? Just charge it later!"
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"Just one call?"
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"- Here, Dev. - Grazie."
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"Dev! Dev!"
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"The thief is taking off!"
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"Let's go! Let's go!"
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"Thief! Thief!"
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"Where's my phone?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I remember your shirt, your pants, and how do you say... "haircut"?"
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"No, I didn't take your phone. How dare you accuse me of this?"
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"It's not me. I didn't take your phone, okay?"
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"What's going on down there?"
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"That's my son! Leave him alone!"
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"He's a thief. He stole this man's phone."
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"Si!"
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"My phone!"
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"Oh, sorry. I used this to try to find the thief who stole my phone."
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"This guy is a thief. He took my phone."
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"- Calm down, ma'am. - Come here. Search the house."
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"We have nothing to hide."
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"Let's go. Let's go. We're going right now."
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"Clear the area. Go away. Let's go."
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"What's going on? Are we gonna look for the phone?"
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"We saw him."
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"- Are you sure? - Yes."
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"We can't find the phone."
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"Do you really want to push the issue against this guy, huh?"
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"It would be easier just to get a new phone."
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"Dev! My photo! My photo! I want my photo! Dev!"
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"I'm sorry, Mario."
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"Just a second."
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"No, but it smells spectacular!"
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"Want a taste?"
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"Yes, ma'am, I'd love to."
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"Can we also have a little taste?"
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"Not for you! Get out of here! Go!"
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"Go outside!"
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"It tastes perfectly cooked. Mind if I take a seat?"
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"What do you think? Who has cuter cheeks?"
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"- Me. - How come?"
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"Because mine are chubbier."
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"I'm sorry. I don't know. We tried."
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"Do you want to come to the wine bar for my birthday?"
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"I'm a kid. I don't drink wine!"
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"Well, damn. You could still come and hang out."
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"Well, I'm going home. Happy birthday. Bye."
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"Ciao."
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