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Clips from Master of None - The Thief (S02E02)

"Oh! Good morning!"
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"You idiot!"
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"- Good morning, Giorgio. - Good morning, Dev."
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"Good. Good. Good."
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"Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly."
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"We'll redo them later, okay?"
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"Yes, very good."
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"That means when something tastes good."
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"- Okay. - Or this one..."
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"And then there is this one."
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"It means, "Good to meet you.""
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"Dev, go take a photo of him with his favorite soccer player."
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"Just go with him."
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"One, two, three, cheese!"
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"What?"
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"That doesn't sound good. Sorry."
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"Allora."
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"- What does it mean? - "Well.""
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"- Really? - Yeah. Just "well.""
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"- Si. - Seriously?"
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"I don't know. It always feels weird to be like, "Hey, guys. It's my birthday.""
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"- Come on. - Hey, guys. Hey."
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"I have an idea. Listen to this."
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"Yeah. What do you see?"
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"Black, huh? Blacker than that."
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"Very quick. Let's go."
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"Kind of experience."
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"It's not true. I mean, listen."
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"And it's a little bit... how do you say it? Um..."
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"before I knew if I'd have any friends."
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"It's fine. I need a little "me" time."
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"Hey. Don't use it like that."
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"It should be under "Sara.""
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"I can try to help you out."
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"Hello. Tell me. Is there a problem?"
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"Shit."
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"If there's anything they can do, I'll sit anywhere."
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"Um... Allora, uh..."
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"Is there any way to give her a table?"
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"She took a three-hour train to eat here. Please?"
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"Uh, well, you can tell that was negative."
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"If you want to join me, you're welcome to."
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"Let's just eat."
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"- Yeah? - Si."
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"There are no strawberries and cream? I'm obviously leaving, then."
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"Uh, well, you know, I seem normal."
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"by which I mean, if you get weird,"
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"then I'm gonna put my headphones in,"
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"Whoa."
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"Thank you for eating."
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"Are you any good?"
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"I can confidently say"
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"Well, congratulations, anyway."
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"Uh... I used to work in finance."
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"Uh, well, you know, single right now."
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"Uh, one day I came home,"
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"watching a documentary about bees."
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"What?"
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"into her vagina on a regular basis."
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"Yeah. All right, you never met me."
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"Fair enough. Cheers."
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"- Uh-huh. - And this old couple"
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"- Whoa. - and nearly died."
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"I don't know shit about history. Looks cool, though."
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"That means "cheese." What do you think?"
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"Thanks. I can make up some history about it."
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"Thank you so much for showing me around."
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"Um... nothing."
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"Okay. Good."
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"But maybe also hang out with us. Make us some pasta."
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"Perfetto. No C."
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"Perfecto is Spanish."
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"Yes, I'd love to. That'd be so much fun."
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"Thank you."
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"Um... I know it's only, like, 5:00 in the afternoon,"
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"Wait, but what if we wait till Puglia?"
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"Wait, let's just make out now."
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"No, sorry. Sorry nothing."
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"They don't have security cameras."
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"Uh..."
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"That's too bad. It would have been very useful to have it on in this case."
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"Yeah, we have someone, but we use him in more grave situations,"
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"What did he say?"
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""I said you could have one, not one box!""
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"so it's actually..."
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"It's fine. Uh, you head back to the shop."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine."
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"- Good evening. - Good evening."
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"Listen, do you want to buy something or not?"
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"Bye."
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"Modena is a small city."
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"Look, I'm a good detective, no?"
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"No, not possible."
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"Allora..."
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"Yeah. That's a better idea."
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"Look, that's the thief! I'm a good detective."
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"Why?"
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"Fine."
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"Thief! Thief!"
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"I'm sorry. I don't speak Italian that well."
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"Can you say it slowly?"
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"Ma'am..."
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"Thief! Thief!"
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"Give me my fucking phone back! Immediately!"
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"I'm sorry!"
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"Ho! What's going on here?"
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"He's my son. He's not a thief."
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"I didn't find anything."
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"What did I tell you? My son isn't a thief."
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"He's not going to admit it."
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"Every one of his neighbors will just say he was somewhere else."
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"I understand. Yes."
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"Mm. Agreed."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Happy birthday."
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"My favorite lasagna? Special birthday batch?"
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"That's from Pino."
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"He's my favorite Italian artist ever."
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"- Cool. - Just cool? Seriously?"
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"Special edition. Come on."
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