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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Brotherly Love (S01E01)

"You wake up in a different place, your face in a different headboard."
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"And that's just the physical pain."
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"I never thought I'd hear myself say this: I don't wanna be a prostitute."
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"Well, at least I get to hang onto these."
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"And you were a cold, cold pimp."
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"Yo, what's popping, y'all?"
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"I wanna thank everyone for coming to the official release party of Fireman Killer."
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"Firemen's been getting a free pass for too long."
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"May we say a few words?"
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"Dag, Pops. Why you always gotta blow up my spot?"
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"We're not blowing up anyone's spot. Gah."
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"Hello, I'm Gabriel's father, Professor Friedman."
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"Please be mindful of the new carpet."
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"Enjoy."
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"She's here."
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"I can't believe you're showing your face here."
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"But instead, I'm gonna take you down with my lyrics."
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"Federstein, lay down a beat."
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"As Kenny sippin' Henny"
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"Rhymes thicker than Teflon"
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"At Stoolbend High I'm the black Zac Efron"
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"When I meet a shorty You know we're goin' bedwards"
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"Pullin' more tail Than my man, John Edwards"
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"Lumpy, chunky Booger-eating chump be"
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"Acting out of place Like Hootie singin' country"
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"Leave my girl alone Get you're own tenderoni"
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"Come on, who are we kidding? You're used to being lonely"
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"I need to say something here."
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"A, B, C, D, E, F, G"
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"Someone should've told you Not to fuck with me"
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"You think you can rhyme?"
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"Man, your flow is amateur"
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"I'm a nerd, I can smoke you In iambic pentameter"
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"Mess with me? Homeboy, don't wanna risk it"
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"I'll burn you like Mrs. Friedman's God-awful brisket"
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"Well, that was uncalled-for."
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"Yeah, how you like me now, bitch?"
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"Fall back, big boy"
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"'Cause your stepping to the best"
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"Kenny West Test, test, test"
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"Yo, is this thing on?"
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"Yeah, I just dissed you in Klingon"
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"Your flow is faded and dated Deflated and constipated"
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"If I had to rate it? Hate it Translated: You ate it"
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"Hey, cheeseball, you've been grated Chewed up, swallowed and defecated, ha!"
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"To restate it On the DVD, this won't be pixilated"
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"Dang. He got him."
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"All right, all right I know you think you're so hot"
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"Question is,"
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"Can you sing like a robot?"
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"Yes, I can sing like a robot"
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"Now y'all just witnessed history In the makin'"
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"Greatest combination Since eggs and bacon"
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"- Let's get up and burn this mother down - And burn this mother down"
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"Saul, call the fire department."
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"Dag, girl. My whole world is upside-down."
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"You got another CD in you, boo."
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"Hey, Junior. Man, I'm sorry I laid into you so hard."
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"It was just kind of tough seeing you with my baby mama."
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"Baby mama?"
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"Meet Kandace."
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"Wow!"
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"You two are a mommy and daddy?"
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"Kenny, don't tell me my new friend/hype man is a deadbeat dad."
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"I'm taking Kandace to school, I'm putting her to bed at night..."
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"...I'm running around town trying to sell bone-density machines."
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"Do you know how hard it is to sell a bone-density machine in this economy?"
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"It's hard."
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"Oh, I thought you were trying to set up a joke."
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"The point is, this child needs a family."
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"And this is a good man."
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"And who knows, someday he might even make it..."
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"...as the self-described voice of his generation."
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"No, they look good on you."
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"...with nothing but your hand?"
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"My friends think I'm strong enough to do this, and I believe them."
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"...I even know how to draw a turkey using nothing but your lovely hand."
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"Does somebody want an airplane ride?"
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"One sec, Chanel. I'm just reading a text from my dad."
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"You'd know that if you read "Out and About with Julius.""
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"All right, now get over there and tell her how you feel."
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"No, I ain't no deadbeat dad."
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"I don't like to be strangled. Hell, it's scary."
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"Ha-ha-ha! I'm a pimp."
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"So kiss my chocolate gunta And also, hoch you"
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"There's been a gas leak!"
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"Especially talking to my girl like that. I should mess you up right now."
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"I've decided to help you on your quest for love."
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"Terry. You really are a stripper."
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"Hey, Junior. Glad to hear that first date went well."
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"I did."
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"No! Don't you all see?"
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"Ha, ha! There he goes. Look what Big Round Brown did."
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"I have a child."
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"- Thanks, Rallo. - You're welcome."
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"Hey, you got the pimp socks."
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"Kenny West and Cleveland Jr. Brown"
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