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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Brotherly Love (S01E01)

"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"There ain't a girl in our class with more than a A-cup."
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"Heck, there ain't a girl in our class with more than a sippy cup."
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"All right."
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"- Did you make your move? - She's out of my league."
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"- Come again? Come on."
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"Ooh, I love your hair! Whoo!"
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"Terry, do you realize if we did four bachelorette parties a day..."
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"- As long as your wife is cool with it. - Donna. You're right."
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"But what if she finds out I'm lying?"
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"Here's one of my classics."
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"Hey, little lady."
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"What if I told you that you could draw a turkey..."
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"Third, smile. Think of something that makes you happy."
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"- Talk to me. - She said yes."
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"I don't know how to find a secant of a triangle."
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"Hey, is that Chanel Williams chopping it up with my steppity-bro?"
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"Well, what do we have here?"
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"I didn't know we had a guest, much less such a beautiful young lady."
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"- Whee! Here we go. - Put me... Whee!"
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"Now I want to give you Rallo's rules for a second date."
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"And if there's a problem, you try to solve it immediately."
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""Ha, ha! This guy's hilarious.""
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"Come on out of there."
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"- Yep. - Terry, that makes you a prostitute."
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"You'd know that if you read my blog, "Out and About with Julius.""
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"I gotta get to a phone."
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"Chanel, what are you doing with this water balloon?"
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"Also, I found this next to the bathroom sink."
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"Can you believe she said that?"
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"You black out."
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"Thanks for the fun, Terry. You were my best bitch."
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"Sorry about all those men I set you up with."
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"And I'm Gabriel's mother, also Professor Friedman."
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"Chanel, there's something I wanna tell you."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Yeah, I speak Klingon too"
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"That's my brother."
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"That's just what they want y'all to..."
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"They are heroes."
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"Not like those Coast Guard punks with they tugging-ass boats."
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"What do you know, it works."
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"Yes, Kenny and I have a child together."
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"How hard is it?"
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"Thanks, man. Hey, I want you to have something."
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"What if I told you that you could draw a turkey..."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show"
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"- See you tomorrow, Rallo. - Looking good, Rallo."
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"Nice ass."
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"So, Rallo, who are you gonna be rubbing up on at the school carnival?"
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"Fool, please. I'm too cool for preschool."
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"I need a real woman."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I was practicing what I'd do if I was on fire."
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"Rallo, I was robbed today at school."
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"A girl stole my heart. Her name is Chanel."
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"So instead of making a move, I'm gonna stuff my feelings down deep..."
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"...so they can come out in interesting and surprising ways years later."
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"Hey, Too Cool For Preschool."
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"How about getting him hooked up with that girl he's all loco in the coco about?"
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"Bring it on. How hot can she be anyway?"
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"Probably somewhere between a young Bea Arthur and a present-day Bea Arthur."
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"God'll get you for that, Rallo."
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"You're late."
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"We're the cable guys. We're always late."
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"Ha-ha-ha! That's not true. We try."
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"Hey, everyone. The cable guys are here."
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"All right! - Take it off."
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"Man, they think we're strippers."
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"Good thing I'm wearing my breakaway pants."
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"Aah! That shirt is the property of Waterman Cable."
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"Come on, man. Loosen up."
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"I guess there's no harm in showing a little helmet."
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"Here it is. Look, it's the Redskins. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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"Take your pants off."
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"Ohh. Heh-heh-heh."
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"Four hundred and thirty-five dollars."
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"...we'd be clearing more than $450,000 a year?"
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"And if we spend it all at Bed Bath & Beyond..."
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"...saving 20 percent from the gross..."
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"...that's like $562,500."
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"Sheets, candles, bath mats, small appliances."
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"We'll be swimming in them."
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"Oh, Terry. We have got to make this happen."
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"A couple of those chicks did ask for our number."
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"This is exactly the sort of thing wives don't like."
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"Wait. I'll make up a lie."
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"I'll just tell her I wasn't lying. Ha-ha!"
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"Today is your lucky day, Cleveland Jr."
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"Yay! Why?"
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"So I'm gonna give you some of Rallo's rules."
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"First, you gotta stand out."
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"Decorate your body to attract a mate. Here."
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"Wow, it only hurt for a second."
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"Second, find a way to initiate physical contact."
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"...using nothing but your hand?"
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"I've never been turkey-fingered before."
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"What are you thinking about?"
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"Anderson Cooper with curly hair. Hee, hee."
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"All right, don't say out loud what you're thinking."
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"As I walked out on the streets of Lared..."
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"Oh, hey, there's our cable truck."
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"All right. My jam."
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"A stripper of a friend's trust. Ohh."
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"All right, now put this in your ear and I'm gonna feed you lines."
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"Hasn't this bit been done to death?"
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"Yeah, you're right. You got this. Go make me proud."
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"All right. Now show her the tattoo."
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"She's coming over to the house to study geometry with me tomorrow."
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"Here she comes."
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"See you tomorrow, Cleveland Jr."
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"She will be mine."
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"Obama."
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"Hey, man. What's going on?"
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"I'm confronting you about betraying me."
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"Oh, man. I'm sorry, Cleveland. I didn't want to hurt your feelings..."
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