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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Quits (S03E03)

"You remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained?"
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"Excuse me, little one. I have a very solid backhand."
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"...is not a backhand."
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"I was shrieking..."
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"Precision."
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"I know. I feel horrible, okay?"
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"Where exactly were you around 10-ish?"
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"I forgot. I am totally against that now."
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"Those trees were born to be Christmas trees."
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"What if you put them here?"
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"You know what? You should have the other waitresses do that too."
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"Sweetheart."
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"Wow, you really like all this space stuff, huh?"
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"...as I do daydreaming about outer space..."
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"Well, good luck to Dad."
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"Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?"
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"Well, that makes sense."
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"Well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I'm not invited to sleepovers."
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"...who wants to go to Space Camp more than anything in the world."
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"Okay, okay. I'm going, I'm going."
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"Okay."
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"All right. Do you have any coconut-flavored deities?"
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"No, but there's coconut in the Hanukkah Menorah-eos."
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"No, Mon. Dad had to buy every one of your boxes..."
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"But, you know, I'm sure that's not gonna happen this time."
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"Well, I'm also sending out..."
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"...you got nothing pushing you to get another one."
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"You need The Fear."
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"- The Fear? - He's right."
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"I mean, why don't you quit and get The Fear?"
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"Do you know why I'm a terrible waitress? Because I don't care."
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"- I'm gonna give you my week's notice. - What?"
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"What?"
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"I spelled out "boobies.""
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"- Hey, who did these resumes for you? - Me. On my computer."
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"...when I had absolutely nothing else to do?"
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"...and tell him I'm not quitting."
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"Hey! I got great news."
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"What, that wasn't the great news?"
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"Only if you think it's better than this."
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"Snow-in-a-Can!"
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"No. You can have this cool brown one."
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"Yeah, the trees that don't fulfill their Christmas destiny..."
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"Oh, honey. Is that because your mom died around Christmas?"
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"Why don't you look in the mirror, scrud."
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"All right, girls..."
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"Charla."
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"Good for a scrud."
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"That's crap!"
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"Sister Brown Bird."
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"Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself."
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"That is because my doctor says that I have..."
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"...a very serious..."
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"Listen..."
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"That's not how that was supposed to come out."
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"This is just the worst Christmas ever."
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"Last night she was..."
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"...teaching everybody how to make..."
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"...into..."
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"It's like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees."
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"That's great."
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"Here we go. Serving my last cup of coffee."
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"Enjoy."
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"Excuse me, everyone."
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"And no offense to everybody who still works here..."
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"...but you have no idea how good it feels to say..."
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"...that as of this moment..."
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"See. Now, pay attention, because this part's tricky."
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"I'm sorry you didn't get to go to Space Camp..."
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"Presenting..."
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"Nine, nine, nine..."
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"Eight, eight, eight..."
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"- I don't know. - What?"
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"Well, as old as he is in dog years..."
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"- Rachel? - Yeah?"
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"Sure. Do you need me to train somebody new?"
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"Good one."
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"Actually, Terry wants you to take the training again. Whenever."
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"Do you believe that?"
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"Yeah."
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"So that's two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons."
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"On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you."
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"Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl..."
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"All right, here. Watch me execute the three P's of championship play."
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"Power."
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"And panache."
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"It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night."
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"- What do you think she'd like? - Maybe a Hello Kitty doll?"
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"The ability to walk?"
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"All right. See you guys."
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"Look out, kids! He's coming!"
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"And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees."
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"Have fun. Wait! No, don't!"
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"No. No, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime..."
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"...and their corpses grotesquely dressed..."
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"...in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights."
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"Well, I'm pretty tired from lugging the trees around."
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"They're fulfilling their life purpose by making people happy."
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"Yes, and the trees are happy too..."
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"...because, for most of them, it's their only..."
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"...chance to see New York."
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"Gunther, please. I have worked here for two and a half years."
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"You know, that's actually a good idea. They'll be closer to the mugs."
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"They already do."
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"Jeez, I always heard them talk about that."
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"So this must be kind of neat for you, huh?"
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"Your dad tells me you get a couple of days off school..."
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"...and you don't have to sell those cookies anymore."
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"Well, I kind of wanted to sell the cookies."
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"The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Space Camp..."
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"...and gets to sit in a real space shuttle."
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"Yeah. My dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments..."
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"...he'd be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal."
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"I think you'd have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India."
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"No. The one in Atlantic City. Dad loves the slots."
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"He says he's gonna double the college money my grandma left me."
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"- The girl who won last year sold 475. - Yeah?"
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"So far, I've sold 75."
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"Four hundred, huh?"
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"Well, that sounds doable. How much are the boxes?"
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