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Clips from South Park - How to Eat with Your Butt (S05E05)

"You know very well my name isn't Choksonrocks, it's Choksondik."
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"I tried to make a good picture, honest."
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"Your mother is waiting for you in the principal's office."
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"My mom? Oh, sweet Jesus."
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"Oh, my God! More people have to see this picture, you guys."
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"I've got to put it on the Internet. No, wait."
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"Kenny, I just had the greatest idea ever."
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"Dairy Gold MILK COMPANY"
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"Welcome to South Park Milk Company. Can I help you?"
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"Oh, yes, hello. I am helping out a family who has a missing child,"
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"and I was wondering if you could print his photo on your milk cartons."
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"Oh, of course. Printing those photos on our milk really does help."
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"- Okay, great, we'll print it immediately. - You will?"
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"- Thank you for your help. - Sure."
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"A description? Oh, yes. He has blonde hair and a brown eye."
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"Full cheeks."
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"Full cheeks. Winking brown eyes. Brown eyes winking."
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"Ms Hamilton was the fourth person"
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"to be run over by a motorcycle this week,"
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"leaving a city to ponder who will be next?"
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"Hello?"
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"You guys. You guys. You guys."
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"- Cartman? - You guys. You guys. Hurry."
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"- Why'd you call us? - Come on. Come on."
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"It's so sweet. You guys, seriously. This is so sweet."
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"God damn it, Cartman, what?"
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"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY? IF SO PLEASE CALL 1555 MISSING"
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"MISSING - BROWN EYE BLOND HAIR - FULL CHEEKS"
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"You put Kenny's picture on a milk carton?"
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"- That isn't funny, Cartman. - Oh, it's so completely funny."
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"No, there aren't. Jesus, grow up, you guys."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Steven! Steven, come quick!"
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"- What is it, Marsha? - Look, it's him. It's our son."
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"Our son!"
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"And so that's when I called out to my husband."
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"I just knew the boy pictured on your milk carton"
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"Yes, I see."
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"and then lost him again."
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"We're pretty certain that it's our boy, considering his physical appearance."
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"- Marsha and I have the same condition. - Right."
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"You may not have realised this,"
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"but we actually have buttocks where our heads should be."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"Steven and I have a condition called Torsonic Polarity Syndrome."
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"It's a birth defect that's passed on genetically."
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"Over 11 people worldwide suffer from TPS."
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"That's amazing."
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"Marsha and I were lucky enough to meet each other"
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"So do you have heads down where your rear ends should be?"
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"No, no, don't be silly."
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"Behind this we still have all our vital head organs,"
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"tongue, eyes, nasal passages."
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"Well, Mr. and Mrs..."
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"- Thompson. - Thompson..."
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"I'll contact the young boy who gave me the photo"
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"and perhaps we can all visit him together."
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"Oh, wonderful! Steven, we're going to see Tommy again."
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"You're right. You're right."
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"Okay, Cartman, what do you want this time?"
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"Oh, you guys. You guys. Oh, my God."
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"Okay. Okay, so get this, get this. The milk company calls me, right?"
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"They call me and say that two people from Wisconsin"
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"Dude, that's not funny if they're missing their son."
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"No, no, no. Because apparently these two people"
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"also kind of look like they have butts where their heads should be."
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"Oh, Jesus! That's probably them now."
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"Okay, you guys just play it cool, just play it... No."
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"You guys..."
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"Hello. We're Mr. and Mrs. Thompson."
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"We understand you've seen our son."
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"- Is this the right address? - I don't... This isn't..."
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"- Cartman, where are you going? - Okay..."
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"Excuse me? Do you boys know anything about this?"
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"Yeah, he lives about four houses away, in the bad side of town."
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"Oh, thank you! Thank you!"
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"- You guys, something's wrong. - What?"
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"I think I just saw the funniest thing I'll ever see."
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"It was just too much and my sense of humour overloaded."
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"I don't think anything will ever be funny again."
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"Oh, God, what have I done?"
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"You mean they both have butts instead of heads?"
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"Yeah, dude, we'll show you. They're over at Kenny's."
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"Butters! Hey, Butters!"
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"- You got to check this out! - What?"
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"There's these two people who have asses"
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"I'm grounded for looking stupid in my school picture."
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"But, dude, you got to see, it's hysterical."
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"He thinks it's funny to look like a jackass in his school pictures"
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"that I have to pay for!"
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"But I told you, Mom, I didn't mean to look like a jackass,"
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"No, that's just what I look like. See?"
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"Don't you make that face at me, young man!"
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"- I'm not making a face, Mom. - Stop it!"
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"Come on, we wanna see the ass people."
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"All right."
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"Fine, Butters, if you don't want to stop making that stupid face at me"
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"Another week? I hate my stupid face."
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"COUNSELOR"
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"Okay, Eric, as your counsellor,"
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"I want you to feel comfortable talking about anything, m'kay?"
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"Mr. Mackey, is it possible that you can see something so funny"
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"that it ruins your sense of humour forever?"
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"Well, I can't think of anything that would be that funny."
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"Two people with asses for heads."
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"Ever since I saw them, I can't laugh at anything."
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"Oh, I see. Well, what did you used to think was funny?"
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"You know, all the usual stuff."
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"Dirty jokes, funny movies, seeing someone die."
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"This morning I even saw a little girl get her fingers caught in a car door"
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"and I couldn't laugh. I mean, I knew it was funny, but I couldn't laugh."
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"Well, Eric, I suppose that just like everything else,"
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"sometimes people see something so scary that nothing else scares them"
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"so the same could be true for funny things."
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"So does that mean I'll never laugh again?"
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"It's possible, m'kay?"
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"But you know, if you have completely lost your sense of humour,"
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"you can always become a writer for the show Friends."
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"And so, you see, our son was just playing a joke"
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"and the little fat kid put it on the milk carton."
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"Yes, yes, I see."
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