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Clips from South Park - How to Eat with Your Butt (S05E05)

"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"I'm starting to see a smile. There it is. Okay, great. Next."
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"- Did you go yet? - No. This is taking forever."
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"Next in line! Come on, let's keep it moving, kids."
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"Is it gonna kill you to smile? I see a smile."
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"All right, class, I have your school photos to hand out."
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"Most of them are very nice, but apparently one of you thinks"
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"Say it right or you can go to the principal with Butters!"
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"I'm sorry, Ms. Choksondik."
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"- Do you have the photo with you? - Yes, I have it right now."
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"If I could just get a description of the child"
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"to print underneath the photo?"
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"A brown eye!"
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"- Okay, brown eye. - And big, rosy cheeks!"
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"Hello?"
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"- What's he want? - I don't know, let's go see."
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"Look at the description. Brown eye!"
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"- It's insanely funny. - No, it's not, Cartman."
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"You know, there really are couples out there who are missing children."
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"But the child on the milk carton was reported missing, not found."
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"But we just thought that maybe someone else had found Tommy"
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"at a TPS convention in France."
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"You see, with TPS, the birth defect is on the exterior only."
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"Now, Marsha, what did I say about getting your hopes up?"
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"saw the picture of Kenny on the milk carton,"
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"and they think it's their kid."
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"- Nu-uh! - Oh, yes."
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"And the best part is, they're coming here to my house."
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"And it's gonna be so funny."
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"- Holy crap, dude! - No way!"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Look, if you want an explanation, you better go to Kenny's house."
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"- Well? - They said to inquire four houses down."
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"Let's hurry."
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"- Cartman! What the hell are you doing? - Yeah, you missed them turning around."
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"- And I think I blew a funny fuse. - Blew a funny fuse?"
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"- How do they eat? - How the hell should we know?"
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"- Where their heads should be. - Oh, I can't, fellas,"
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"Butters can't come out and play, boys."
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"- It just happened. - You made a goofy face."
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"you can just stay in your room for another week."
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"laughter can be relative. In other words,"
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"We can help you find Tommy with the milk company's database."
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"Mr. Thompson, how did your son become missing? Was he abducted?"
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"is not only the best resource for finding kids"
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"- No! - No!"
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"We better go back to the house now to see how Chris is doing."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Thompson, as president of the South Park Milk Company,"
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"Yes, but here at South Park Milk, we strive for excellence."
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"That way we can get the milk to the container as fast as possible."
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"Well, why don't we let Mrs. Garthunk do her work,"
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"and I'll take you two out for some good old Colorado chilli."
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"- Okay, let me have it. - Okay, try this one on for size."
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"Because it was having sex with the..."
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"No, see? Something's wrong, I'm not laughing."
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"- Knock, knock. - Who's there?"
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"Working."
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"My God. Oh, my God."
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"- Butters! Hey, Butters! - Yeah?"
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"But I can't go 'cause I'm still having behavioural problems."
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"which to date has found over 100,000 missing kids"
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"and led the way in the fight against curdling."
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"Dude, the ass-faces' son is Ben Affleck."
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"- Oh, our little man. - Oh, I'm so happy."
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"- Isn't this wonderful? - Okay, gang, give me a big smile!"
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"Well, wait a minute. Don't you see what happened?"
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"- What? - Everything turned out okay"
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"Wow, Cartman actually felt bad for somebody and couldn't laugh at them."
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"West side."
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"Okay, now lift your chin a little. And look right here. Right here."
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"Hey, where's my smile? Come on, I bet you got a smile for me."
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"I didn't smile."
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"I hate picture day at school. It's always some gay-ass photographer"
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"with some gay-ass backdrop of New England."
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"Hang on a second. My mom said to make sure I look good this time"
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"in the school pictures."
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"Okay, smile!"
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"Okay, next!"
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"- You guys! You guys! This is so funny. - What, Cartman?"
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"Dude, check it out! For picture day, Kenny got into his parka backwards"
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"so that his ass shows through his hood. Look! Kenny, come over here!"
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"- It isn't that funny, Cartman. - Yes, it is!"
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"Don't listen to that Jew, Kenny, it's totally funny."
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"- Take off your hat, please. - But I never take off my hat."
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"Oh, come on now, I bet your parents want a picture of you looking natural."
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"This is how I look natural."
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"Kyle, we're taking pictures without hats today!"
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"Crap."
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"Smile! Come on, where's that smile?"
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"- Next! - Gay ass."
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"Very nice. Okay, last one."
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"- Okay, have a seat, young man. - Young man."
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"Okay, looking great. Now, where's that smile?"
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"Come on, give me a nice, wide smile."
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"Wider! Perfect!"
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"How long until we get the pictures back?"
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"Should be about four days."
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"Four days? Oh, man, I can't wait that long."
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"SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY"
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"FOUR DAYS LATER"
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"Hey, come on, come on, come on..."
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"it's fun to spoil their school pictures and thinks he's a comedian."
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"That person will be spending the afternoon in the principal's office!"
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"- That's bullshit. - School photos aren't for joking around,"
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"so you aren't getting your photos back, Butters."
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"Me? But I didn't do nothing."
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"For the rest of you, I think your pictures turned out very nicely."
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"But... But... Hey, wait a minute."
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"Let me see."
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"But, teacher, I didn't mean to look stupid in my picture, honest."
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"Dude, check it out. This is the sweetest thing I've ever done."
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"You've ever done?"
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"Look at how the crack is centred right in the middle."
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"Eric, calm down. I'm trying to yell at Butters."
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"Okay, okay. I'm sorry, Mrs. Choksonrocks."
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