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Clips from South Park - The Coon (S13E13)

"fireworks are illegal in colorado, you asshole !"
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"hey, he's got fireworks !"
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"( school bell ringing )"
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"so, guys..."
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"not really. really ?"
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"nobody was playing with any fireworks ?!"
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"( sniffing )"
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"a-ha, kenny !"
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"i should have know !"
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"why do you have a picture of mysterion"
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"in your locker, kenny ?"
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"dude, i have a picture of mysterion in my locker too."
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"i don't know, it's just a cool costume."
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"it's not a cool costume !"
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"now come on, which one of you guys is it ?!"
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"how are you so sure mysterion is a boy ?"
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"( gasping ) fucking bitch."
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"( crow cawing )"
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"( cartman ) i had no choice."
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"he has to turn to the wretched underbelly of society."
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"( butters ) ha-ha-ha-ha-ha..."
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"look what the cat dragged in."
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"come out where i can see you."
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"nervous ?"
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"i didn't want to resort to this,"
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"but he could have the answers i need."
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"how utterly delightful."
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"come to put a stop to me again."
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"chaos-- i need to keep on my toes."
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"i'm not here to stop you this time, chaos."
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"but you see i-- wugh..."
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"but you see i also know you like to beat me up."
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"i came to see if you know mysterion's identity."
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"i'm not on his side."
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"all those times you tricked me into meeting you"
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"i finally learned my lesson."
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"now, general disarray !"
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"yeah !"
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"( grunting )"
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"oh-oh, careful, general disarray."
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"ahh, stop it, you little butthole !"
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"knock it off !"
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"we beat him, general disarray !"
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"listen to me !"
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"i want to help you get rid of mysterion !"
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"let him go, general disarray !"
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"( panting )"
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"he's the hero this town needs."
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"but that's my job."
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"but you both fight for justice and good."
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"i want him gone just as much as you do."
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"but if this is some kind of setup--"
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"i don't betray people."
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"i didn't like having to work with this scumbag,"
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"but i knew mysterion was out there,"
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"plotting his next move."
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"whoa, what the..."
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"i cannot be unmasked for then i would stop being a symbol."
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"somebody who can do background checks for me,"
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"because i think you are the smartest kid in class."
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"this way !"
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"we will now show you our secret headquarters of doom !"
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"you guys have your own storage facility ?"
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"actually it belongs to general disarray's grandma,"
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"but she lets us use it."
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"this is where we come up with all our evil plans !"
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"and this is like a cube of chaos"
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"that can destroy the world in one second !"
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"and here's some of our evil minions !"
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"we have everything we need here !"
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"can i offer you a coke or a sprite or something ?"
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"you have an entire wall dedicated to mysterion ?"
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"do you still have that"
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"using our photos, we are trying to pinpoint"
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"he could be mysterion."
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"based on his body type, it's gotta be someone like"
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"stan or kyle."
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"all right, all right, all right, look, chaos."
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"just set up a video camera."
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"i know how we can put an end to mysterion"
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"the clock is ticking and the citizens of south park"
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"are gripped in fear."
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"two days ago, an evil unknown terrorist"
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"threatened major consequences"
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"if mysterion does not reveal his identity."
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""mark my words, south park,"
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""your precious hero is now your undoing !"
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""if mysterion does not unmask himself publicly"
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""i am going to blow up a hospital.""
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"blow up a hospital ?!"
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"i'm not gonna blow up any hospital !"
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"are you nuts ?!"
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"what ?"
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""uh, the choice is yours, mysterion."
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""unmask yourself or hundreds will die."
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"ha-ha-ha.""
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"jesus christ !"
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"since the threat was issued"
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"there has been no sign of mysterion."
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"where is mysterion ?!"
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"hey, coon, we aren't actually going to"
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"blow up anything, are we ?"
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"if you don't make good on your threats, chaos,"
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"sometimes blowing up hospitals is for"
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"the greater good, chaos."
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"you know, i've been thinking."
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"then we should betray him"
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"and blow him up with the hospital."
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"y'know, you're a little scrotum licker, dude."
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"why don't you shut the fuck up ?"
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"for these things at ace hardware."
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"keep an eye on this stuff."
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"this is a lot more than i ever really intended."
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"i mean, i hate the world"
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"but blowing up a hospital just seems mean."
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"( gasping ) oh !"
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"ahghgh !"
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"well, i-bubba-- i was just..."
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"and then the coon showed up"
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"and he was-a is-a abuduh abdudh..."
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