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Clips from South Park - The Coon (S13E13)

"as you can see, we too have been working hard"
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"what about..."
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""who is the coon" t-shirt i gave you ?"
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"oh, yeah, i think it's around here somewhere."
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"no, he's too fat."
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"grrrr !"
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"once and for all."
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""by wednesday night,"
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"where is mysterion ?!"
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"then what good are your threats ?"
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"but you really wanna blow up a hospital ?"
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"i mean, aren't you a good guy ?"
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"if we're really evil villains,"
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"all right, chaos, i'm gonna get the triggers"
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"oh, hamburgers !"
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"why are you doing this ?"
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"this isn't your usual m-o, chaos."
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"what is that ?"
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"look out, mysterion, general disarray is behind you !"
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"i think i can get a shot at chaos, sir !"
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"is dead."
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"( cheering )"
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"( cartman ) oh, my god, look, everyone !"
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"it's the coon !"
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"okay, sorry, sorry !"
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"sorry, i give up ! please, i give up !"
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"( mumbling )"
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"south park is safe... until next time."
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"what next time ?"
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"and threatens violence unless you take off your mask."
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"but to unmask myself."
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"you have to sacrifice yourself for the greater good !"
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"so that the next terrorist can threaten south park"
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"no, it's true."
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"as long as my identity is a mystery,"
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"this will just happen again and again."
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"it has to end."
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"i knew it was you !"
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"this town can stand behind."
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"captioning made possible by comedy central"
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"* i'm going down to south park *"
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"* gonna have myself a time *"
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"* friendly faces everywhere *"
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"* humble folks without temptation *"
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"* going down to south park *"
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"* gonna leave my woes behind *"
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"* people spouting "howdy neighbor" *"
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"* gonna see if i can't unwind *"
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"* ( mumbling )"
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"( cartman ) the city isn't what it used to be."
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"it all happened so fast."
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"it's like..."
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"everyone's sense of morals just disappeared."
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"the bad economy made things worse."
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"the jobs started drying up."
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"then a black man was elected president."
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"he was supposed to change things."
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"he didn't."
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"as more and more people turn to crime and violence,"
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"the town becomes gripped in fear."
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"this city needs protection."
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"there is an animal that lives by night,"
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"searches through trash cans"
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"and cleans out the garbage."
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"to clean the trash can of society"
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"i am the hero this town needs."
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"the coon fights to keep order intact."
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"would you mind very much if i kissed you ?"
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"a woman being raped."
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"this is what our city has been reduced to."
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"when the money goes, the raping starts."
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"women are helpless without the coon."
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"oh, yes, josh, yes !"
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"you aren't raping anyone tonight !"
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"oh, it's a talking squirrel."
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"raghghgh !"
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"lisa, call me !"
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"another woman saved from rape."
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"but how many more rapists are out there ?"
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"here's the file on that rodriguez case, detective."
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"all right, things are pretty quiet out there, boys."
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"let's try to get caught up on some paperwork."
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"murphey, i want you to..."
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"don't let the city's peacefulness"
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"fool you, commissioner."
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"oh, not this kid again."
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"hey, you get outta here-- out."
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"there was another rapist in the park tonight."
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"it must be a rapist plot and it stinks to the top."
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"it's my theory she has a lesbian lover"
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"jesus christ, can we get a lock on that window ?"
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"look, kid, you need to stop..."
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"he's gone."
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"what do we know about the mayor's sexual preferences ?"
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"all right, listen, you have five seconds to leave"
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"jail's full, sir."
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"whatever, then we'll just put you in..."
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"just get out of here before we..."
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"but in the meantime i have something"
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"make sure all your men get a look at these, detective."
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"hey, guys, good morning."
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"they say it was the coon."
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"who's the coon ?"
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"it's what everyone must be asking themselves."
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"somebody is dressing up at night"
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"is faggy anyway."
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"dude, what ?"
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"he's not a fag !"
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"why do you care ?"
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"oh, i, uh..."
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"use the term "fag," kyle."
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"that's a hate word"
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"and it's insensitive to butt pirates."
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"anyway, what do you think about"
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"the coon, stan and kenny ?"
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"do you think he's the savior this town needs"
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"kenny ?"
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"( cartman ) and, of course, the most common question asked is,"
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"is he a hero or a menace ?"
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"while we can all admit that the coon"
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