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Clips from Veep (2012) (S02E02)

"the vice president's official"
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"Sir, I was told that I'd be asked questions about efficiency."
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"So far you have barely asked me any."
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"Your efficiency hearing isn't very efficient."
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"about this visit to the Marine base at Quantico?"
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"The government sending two different motorcades, the defense secretary's"
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"and the VP's, to the same location."
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"- That doesn't seem very efficient. - Oh, shit a shark."
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"This is why I told her to be dull."
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"Do you not have measures in place to prevent"
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"this kind of wasteful duplication of government resources?"
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"Sir, we have a system that I believe to be..."
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"robust."
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"that your office is poorly managed?"
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"Our management team is... robust."
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"Okay, now she just sounds mentally ill."
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"Don't you have somewhere you're supposed to be?"
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"And I know what the word for today is."
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"It's robust."
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"Would you like to give me a definition as well?"
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"Well, I'm guessing that you think you have a sense of humor, Mr. Hessler."
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"That is my definition of robust."
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"It's time to robust a nut all over this place."
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"Sue, she just used robust three times at the hearing."
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"- No, she didn't. - Yeah. What the...?"
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"Selina can't use that now. We need another word."
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"Give me something. Give me a word. Any word!"
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"No, that's too aggressive. We don't want to say that."
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"- Okay, resolute. - Determined."
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"Explosive. Punchy. Fearless. I'm just saying words."
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"Gary, I need the speech. I need the vice president's ear."
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"Get your own ear, van Gogh."
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"Back off."
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"- Thank you. - What the hell?"
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"Good morning, Marines!"
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"We who have answered the call to serve"
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"this great nation know this,"
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"that those who challenge our freedoms"
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"- There goes the R-bomb. - I thought we weren't doing robust."
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"I thought we were still on considered."
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"And we are not afraid."
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"- Hey, Mike? - Yes, ma'am."
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"Stick a thermometer up Washington's ass."
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"See how much heat I just created."
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"Parting the cheeks."
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"You know robust is my word. She stole my word."
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"She was supposed to be dull, Mike."
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"- No, you don't. - Meet me in my office."
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"What's the opposite of constipated, Mike?"
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"- Relieved. - No."
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"Relieved is not the opposite of constipated, Mike."
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"Hang up the phone, dummy."
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"Just the "Post.""
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""VP sister act robusting the moves"?"
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"Ma'am, there's also... yeah."
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"What in the living fuck is this?"
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"It's a word cloud from this morning's "DC Press.""
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"The size of each word corresponds to its total number of uses."
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"Do people not use sentences anymore?"
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"Well, I mean, your word... I mean, robust is dominating."
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"- Sue made it. - Sure. It's there, too."
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"Well, where's the word Selina?"
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"Oh, it, um..."
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"It's, uh..."
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"I just saw it."
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"Ha! There. There it is."
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"It's bigger than collapse."
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"Yeah, plus all the nicknames that we don't talk about."
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"I mean, Sue only has one name like Pocahontas or Hitler."
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"- Or Moby or Bigfoot. - Hey, Sue!"
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"- Sue! - Yes, ma'am?"
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"What? You're not fucking Sue."
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"I'm Cliff. I'm filling in for Sue"
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"She has a return appearance?"
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"What does she need an encore for?"
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"- Okay, thank you very much. - Must Sue TV."
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"I said that's enough. Thank you."
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"for the whole senator swearing-in thing."
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"- Oh, yeah. It's Gary-oke time. - Yes, it is."
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"All right, I put together one card for each senator."
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"I think it'd be a good idea if we focus more"
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"on each senator's particular policy interests rather than small talk."
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"Yeah, take the coat. That makes sense to me."
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"I think that... oh, there's Sue."
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"Okay, get away from me. Sue!"
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"You stay away from her ear. Do you hear me?"
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"Gary-oke is done, my friend. It's time for Danny-oke now."
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"- Danny-oke? - End of an era, buddy. End of an era."
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"Don't be ridiculous. I'm not famous."
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"Maybe only in DC."
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"Oh, yeah, me and Kim Kardashian."
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"- Why don't you take a seat, Sue? - Oh, sorry, ma'am."
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"Sit down, Sue."
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"Ma'am, I know you really love me, but now you're gonna hate me."
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"What?"
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"Yeah?"
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"He's now calling for an aggressive response."
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"- - Aggressive? Yeah, I just got that, too."
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"Does aggressive trump robust?"
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"Well, it's robustier."
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"- We just got a text from Ben. - And? What's his word?"
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"It's all one word hyphenated."
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"- Robust. And you said? - Aggressive."
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"- You see the problem? - No, I don't."
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"And saying different words means what?"
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"It means we're not on the same..."
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"- I don't like your tone. - And I don't have to answer to you, Ben."
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"Or to Lara Croft here for that matter."
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"Yeah, perhaps not, but we all work for the president."
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"Oh, where is the great and powerful Oz, by the way?"
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"Listen, we all know the White House would work so much better"
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"if there wasn't a president, but there is."
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"So we work around that."
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"And we do that by sticking"
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"to the same fucking words."
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"That's right. So from now on, the words are calculated response."
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"Calculated? That sounds so..."
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"- Calculated? - Pussy-ass, that's what I was gonna say."
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"You've got to light a fire under the president's butt."
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"Let's get some action here."
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