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Clips from Veep (2012) (S02E02)

"Oh, one minor change. Just one word, really."
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"- That's gonna electrify DC. - Oh, it's gonna AC DC."
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"Are you here for a meeting? I'm not expecting anyone."
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"Don't do jokes, Cliff."
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"How do you make two perfectly pleasant words so irritating?"
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"And here he is, the man who can't take a leak"
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"Bring me my cerise-colored binder, Jonah."
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"Secretary of Defense Maddox is living up to his name."
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"- Cold numbers. - God, I hate numbers."
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"Yeah, precise and surgical, like your lobotomy, Kent."
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"- Cerise. - I'm sorry, sir."
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"You guys are gonna love this."
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"They need to be heated at 800 watts"
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"for three minutes and 35 seconds."
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"Why the fuck are we talking about noodles?"
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"- Good morning, Marine. - Ma'am."
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"- ...Anbar? - Yes."
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"Anbar, wonderful."
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"Um, can you give me just half a sec?"
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"The gun could literally backfire. That's where the phrase comes from."
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"Ma'am, this could really chap Maddox's ass, too."
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"No, I'm Cliff. I'm Sue's Sue."
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"- I'm the boy named Sue. - What?"
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"Sue, Hessler's efficiency hearing, you've got to keep it dull, okay?"
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"- and domestic transportation. - My pulse is racing, sir."
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"Ensure you keep your finger straight and off the trigger."
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"If you don't mind my saying, ma'am, there speaketh a civilian."
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"These fellas have heard a lot worse than that, ma'am."
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"As in intel, of course, ma'am."
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"with the four countries that neighbor Uzbekistan."
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"I'm planting a flag right on his head."
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"You want a question? What can you tell me"
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"- Robust? - Robust."
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"And you don't think it's a sign"
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"I'm working remotely."
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"I'm guessing you have one of those word a day calendars."
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"Which you are wrong about, as you are about the calendar."
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"It's not your speech. My fingerprints are all over that sucker."
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"They're sticky and they're on the back, Mike."
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"- Oh, shit. We can't. - What?"
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"- That's the exact same thing as resolute. - Then we'll use mine."
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"- Strong. Go with strong. - Strong? Strong, got it."
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"Thank you."
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"- Oorah. - Oorah!"
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"We have the best military in the world."
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"My God, I look constipated."
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"You don't look constipated. You look the opposite of it."
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"Look at the word Sue."
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"It's teeny tiny because technically you have four names."
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"Vice President Selina Meyer."
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"while she preps for her return appearance on the sixth."
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"Yeah, it's an encore. Start popping your popcorn."
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"Gary, we need to start prepping"
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"Actually, ma'am, I had some ideas about some opportunities here."
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"- Yeah, I don't think that's a bad idea. - What?"
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"Sue! No, the real Sue."
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"Oh, I've got to go. Bye, bye, bye. Ma'am?"
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"No, robust is like a rock and aggressive is like paper."
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"Oh, shoot, paper covers rock. I forget about that."
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"His word is "get-the-vice-president-over-here right-now-we're-having-a-fucking-meeting.""
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"Remind me, you said what?"
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"They're different words."
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"Oh, I thought you were gonna say diet, Ben."
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"Oh, my God. I'd kiss you right now, but I'm never gonna do that."
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"We got to go early. You know POTUS."
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"Um, just give me one second."
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"Set your DVR. I'm thinking of... okay, you hung up."
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"- Yeah, of course. - And Sue's return to the committee"
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"And that's not moveable."
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"That's immoveable."
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"Amy, this is like explaining gravity to a chicken."
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"She's the president of the Senate."
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"- Do you need to Google it? - No, ma'am, I understand."
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"This is my hostage rescue mission."
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"Well, the virtual sit room is right back there"
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"My secure video teleconference with history."
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"Oh, God. I'm imagining you"
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"in a bathtub full of rose petals."
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"It's so good to see you."
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"- Beg pardon? - And so on."
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"and that I will well and faithfully discharge"
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"- Yes. - Uh, I am Brian."
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"Oh, my God. Okay, let's get the family in here."
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"That I will bear true faith..."
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"- ...so help me God. - ...so help me God."
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"So help me God."
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"- Ma'am, the comms should be live now. - Oh."
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"That was meant for you to hear it."
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"so no swearing."
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"going on in the world right now."
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"The eggs are back in the basket!"
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"Of course. Of course."
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"- Ma'am. - Congratulations, ma'am."
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"Yeah! Semper fucking fee."
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"- Only one injury. - Detail on that injury?"
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"Not only did you rescue the hostages,"
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"The problem with being so close to somebody's ear all the time"
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"Yeah, let me get that for you."
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"Please stop saying that, ma'am."
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"The leg is just the price of admission"
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"Sure, we'll roll out the ramps."
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"I guarantee you they're better than my shitty legs."
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"Huh?"
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"Never mind. I'm gonna go."
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"Oh, yeah. I would love that."
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"Are you watching this? Look at this."
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"I'd be terrible in a hostage situation, even as a hostage taker."
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"So, ma'am, no word yet from the Secretary of Defense"
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"about joining him at the Marine base?"
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"Uh, no, nothing from Maddox,"
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"but he knows I've got a bigger role in the White House now,"
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"which means I've got a bigger dick, which means he can suck it."
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"I'm so happy about that. How's my speech coming?"
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""Considered response" is now gonna be "robust response.""
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"Robust? Damn, that's good."
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"Yeah, I mean, it's subtle enough to seem loyal to POTUS."
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"Robust, not bumptious."
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"Mike, what do you think? What do you think about robust?"
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"Robust? I like it. It makes me think of wine."
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"It's actually how I like my reds."
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