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Clips from Veep (2012) (S02E02)

"You got donut on you, Mike."
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"Sue, good luck at the hearing."
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"- Remember, Sue, be dull. - I will."
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"- Sue, I'm your fill-in, Cliff. - Cliff. Hey, I'm Gary."
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"I'm your neighbor. Remember, take care of Selina, okay?"
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"VP stands for "very precious.""
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"- Cliff. - Yes."
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"This is the Veeplopedia."
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"It's everything you'll ever need to know."
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"Wow. Hope it comes with CliffsNotes."
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"I don't have a sense of humor and neither should you."
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"Good morning."
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"Cerise? Yes, sir."
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"The VP's base visit today."
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"He's mad as an ox."
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"I'm sure I can break up any catfights when I get there."
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"The veep's more concerned with the hostage situation."
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"Yeah, I was talking to POTUS last night."
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"And then you talked to him about it this morning"
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"All I do is provide POTUS with the polls."
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"There's cultures that don't even have any numbers and they do just fine."
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"Well, Ben, it seems like you're ill-suited for your job and you should resign."
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"Ben's breakdown aside, the VP feels we need"
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"- The cerise binders, sir. - No, that's cherry red."
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"I cook these noodles every day."
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"I will leave."
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"Any less and they will be flaccid and damp"
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"like a lady's hair in the rain."
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"- Why are we talking about noodles? - No, let me rephrase that."
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"I'll tell you why. Hostage crisis, noodles... same principle."
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"Both require precision timing, neither should be rushed."
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"Inaction only becomes untenable when more than 65% of Americans"
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"support intervention even with casualties."
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"Waiting is not doing nothing."
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"I choose to wait for my noodles"
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"even though my salivary glands are crying out to me"
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"like newly hatched birds."
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"But they will thank me because I waited until..."
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"You just timed out that whole shit analogy"
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"That is fucking pathetic."
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"Is he spitting bullets 'cause I'm showing up at the base?"
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"- Nothing. Nada. - Really?"
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"- It's eerie, right? - It is eerie."
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"Hey, Neilio. We're in."
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"Okay. Thanks."
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"Probably got his head stuck in her ass."
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"Yes, I do. Oh, my gosh, yes."
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"Hey, ma'am, you've got five minutes of veep time before Maddox arrives."
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"- Yeah. - They're not saluting you."
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"They don't salute indoors, Gary."
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"They don't salute indoors, Gary."
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"And were you anywhere near..."
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"- Baghdad. - Anbar."
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"Ma'am, this base houses Marine 2."
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"I understand that Marine 2 is here."
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"And did you know in the CD player I've got "Ride of the Valkyries"?"
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""Apocalypse Now.""
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"That's one of my favorite films. It's dark, but I like it."
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"- Marines like to be called Devil Dogs. - Devil Dogs."
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"You are a bunch of Devil Dogs, that's what I hear."
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"I was married to a Devil Dog, but he wasn't a Marine."
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"He was more of a devil."
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"She's so funny."
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"Thank you for your service."
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"- Good morning, Marine. - He has a nice face."
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"- You have a nice face. - Thank you, ma'am."
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"And where did you serve, Marine?"
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"Cease fire! Cease fire!"
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"These small arms have a max effective range of 25 yards."
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"- Oh, really, Gary? Not T-rex hands? - Okay."
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"Mr. Secretary, would you like to try?"
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"Okay."
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"- In anger, too, I might add. - Oh, uh-oh."
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"But why don't you give it a try, Madam Vice President?"
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"Oh, I don't..."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Oh, yeah, it would, wouldn't it?"
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"You could chip a veneer and I don't really want that to happen."
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"I don't care. I'm going in."
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"You know what? Let's lock and load. What do you say?"
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"Yeah? Yeah."
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"Here he is, Kanye West Wing."
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"Congressman Ramsey, right?"
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"Cliff, when I said no jokes, that wasn't a joke."
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"Give 'em a blah job. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
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"I know, Jonah. That's what everyone's been saying."
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"I'd like to first of all thank the vice president"
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"in the interest of transparency"
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"and allowing Miss Wilson to join us today on the committee."
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"Do you think she's nervous?"
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"Why would she be nervous?"
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"The only people watching this are you"
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"and some guy in the hospital with locked-in syndrome."
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"If I may, I'd like to begin with percentages"
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"of your office budget dedicated to international"
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"Here you are, Madam Vice President."
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"All right. This is fun, isn't it?"
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"All right. There speaketh a pricketh."
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"Oh!"
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"- Tremendous shot, by the way. - Really?"
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"Oh, how about that? Fastest gun in the West Wing."
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"- - Did you see that? How about it? Yes, ma'am."
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"As you know, we have a very special guest here today."
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"It would have been nice to have been consulted about your speech, ma'am."
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"I could have given you some advice."
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"I know what I'm doing, George."
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"With this hostage situation,"
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"I don't think you have the intelligence."
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"Are you actually questioning my qualifications, George?"
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"There are just some security issues"
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"Is it four or is it five?"
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"Or is it six? Or is it seven?"
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"You don't know, do you?"
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"It's five."
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"So first, please welcome the Secretary of Defense George Maddox."
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"I pulled that straight out of my ass."
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"You were born for that moment."
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"I know. He's Iwo Jima."
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"Now I'd like to work on breaking down"
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