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Clips from American Vandal - Hard Facts: Vandalism and Vulgarity (S01E01)

- You saw him. - Yes.

"- You saw him. - Yes."

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His friends say he's at an antique store.

"His friends say he's at an antique store."

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And then we have vandalism at the high school.

"And then we have vandalism at the high school."

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All in the same 30-minute period.

"All in the same 30-minute period."

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This is my good friend and co-producer, Sam Ecklund.

"This is my good friend and co-producer, Sam Ecklund."

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He's really into string.

"He's really into string."

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The Wayback Boys said he went to Priceless Moments to take a dump.

"The Wayback Boys said he went to Priceless Moments to take a dump."

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as Sam believes,

"as Sam believes,"

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and more specifically, the parking lot of Hanover High School,

"and more specifically, the parking lot of Hanover High School,"

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to draw the dicks, as Alex Trimboli claims.

"to draw the dicks, as Alex Trimboli claims."

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Even if they had gotten their story straight,

"Even if they had gotten their story straight,"

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They call themselves the Wayback Boys.

"They call themselves the Wayback Boys."

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So fucking dumb.

"So fucking dumb."

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- Let's see. - Do it again.

"- Let's see. - Do it again."

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I don't know what they said, but Dylan did it.

"I don't know what they said, but Dylan did it."

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creators of the YouTube video, Porta Potty Shit Prank.

"creators of the YouTube video, Porta Potty Shit Prank."

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Fuck Alex Trimboli.

"Fuck Alex Trimboli."

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...and, um, this teacher was suspicious of... That somebody had cheated,

"...and, um, this teacher was suspicious of... That somebody had cheated,"

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would you lie and say that Dylan did not cheat?

"would you lie and say that Dylan did not cheat?"

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What?

"What?"

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I would also say, yeah.

"I would also say, yeah."

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This is 100-percent.

"This is 100-percent."

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Remember I said parking lot security footage

"Remember I said parking lot security footage"

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This was the school board's second key point against Dylan.

"This was the school board's second key point against Dylan."

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Because he was one of the nine students who had access to the footage.

"Because he was one of the nine students who had access to the footage."

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The media server stores the footage for the Morning Show in one directory...

"The media server stores the footage for the Morning Show in one directory..."

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Okay. Awesome. And...

"Okay. Awesome. And..."

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you know, which students of yours had access

"you know, which students of yours had access"

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Uh, Randall Snyder,

"Uh, Randall Snyder,"

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Sam Ecklund,

"Sam Ecklund,"

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Emily Hershey,

"Emily Hershey,"

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Ming Zhang,

"Ming Zhang,"

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Peter Maldonado,

"Peter Maldonado,"

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Dylan often tells me, the vandal could be anyone.

"Dylan often tells me, the vandal could be anyone."

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But that's not entirely true.

"But that's not entirely true."

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Sure, anyone could spray-paint dicks,

"Sure, anyone could spray-paint dicks,"

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Since the vandalism,

"Since the vandalism,"

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Yes, 958.

"Yes, 958."

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Nine have a key and a login

"Nine have a key and a login"

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which gives them access to the security footage,

"which gives them access to the security footage,"

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Dylan's weak alibi and media server access

"Dylan's weak alibi and media server access"

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gave him opportunity to draw the dicks.

"gave him opportunity to draw the dicks."

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But his Spanish teacher, Ms. Shapiro, gave him motive.

"But his Spanish teacher, Ms. Shapiro, gave him motive."

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She claimed the dicks weren't directed at a bunch of random teachers.

"She claimed the dicks weren't directed at a bunch of random teachers."

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She was a target.

"She was a target."

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Dylan.

"Dylan."

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Dylan, please. Not today.

"Dylan, please. Not today."

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Did anything happen between you and Dylan

"Did anything happen between you and Dylan"

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in the days leading up that could've contributed to this?

"in the days leading up that could've contributed to this?"

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So, he must've wanted to get back at me.

"So, he must've wanted to get back at me."

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He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire.

"He not only spray-painted my car, he slashed my tire."

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- No. - Yours was the only one?

"- No. - Yours was the only one?"

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Twenty-seven dicks on 27 cars.

"Twenty-seven dicks on 27 cars."

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But only one slashed tire,

"But only one slashed tire,"

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on the car of Ms. Shapiro, the teacher Dylan hated the most.

"on the car of Ms. Shapiro, the teacher Dylan hated the most."

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I gotta say, this target theory makes sense.

"I gotta say, this target theory makes sense."

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That's what I think.

"That's what I think."

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This isn't the first time he's vandalized my vehicle.

"This isn't the first time he's vandalized my vehicle."

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Yes. There was an incident with a changed license plate.

"Yes. There was an incident with a changed license plate."

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with another frame that said, "I heart boobs."

"with another frame that said, "I heart boobs.""

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The fact that he'd pranked her car in the past

"The fact that he'd pranked her car in the past"

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with the "I heart boobs" license plate frame,

"with the "I heart boobs" license plate frame,"

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it adds up. It doesn't look good for Dylan.

"it adds up. It doesn't look good for Dylan."

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But the school board saved their most damning point for last:

"But the school board saved their most damning point for last:"

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like the ones that were on the parking lot cars before?

"like the ones that were on the parking lot cars before?"

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I dabble.

"I dabble."

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I do a lot of pranks in her class. Like sometimes I'll just get up and...

"I do a lot of pranks in her class. Like sometimes I'll just get up and..."

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just, like, draw a big dick on the whiteboard.

"just, like, draw a big dick on the whiteboard."

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And then she'll, like, turn around, and be like...

"And then she'll, like, turn around, and be like..."

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Like, "Who drew this dick? Dylan, did you draw this dick?"

"Like, "Who drew this dick? Dylan, did you draw this dick?""

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But I did, and she knows. Like, she knows I did it.

"But I did, and she knows. Like, she knows I did it."

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a penis from time to time.

"a penis from time to time."

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- Time to time. - On a whiteboard.

"- Time to time. - On a whiteboard."

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Once a week?

"Once a week?"

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He drew these same drawings on my whiteboard

"He drew these same drawings on my whiteboard"

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in my classroom almost every day.

"in my classroom almost every day."

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I have two years' worth of photographs.

"I have two years' worth of photographs."

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I can certainly present more to the board.

"I can certainly present more to the board."

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So, as you can see, he clearly is the young man

"So, as you can see, he clearly is the young man"

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Conflicting eyewitness testimonies,

"Conflicting eyewitness testimonies,"

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Everything pointed to Dylan, open-and-shut.

"Everything pointed to Dylan, open-and-shut."

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Something so huge, it could blow the case wide open.

"Something so huge, it could blow the case wide open."

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Ball hairs.

"Ball hairs."

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There's gotta be at least one.

"There's gotta be at least one."

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No, there's not a single hairless nutsack on those whiteboards.

"No, there's not a single hairless nutsack on those whiteboards."

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I went through every photo, dating back to the sixth grade.

"I went through every photo, dating back to the sixth grade."

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Maybe, you know, he didn't have enough time

"Maybe, you know, he didn't have enough time"

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to draw ball hairs, you know?

"to draw ball hairs, you know?"

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He was in a rush, just went around the parking lot,

"He was in a rush, just went around the parking lot,"

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- and drew dick. - Yeah. No, no, no.

"- and drew dick. - Yeah. No, no, no."

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why would you spend time drawing mushrooms?

"why would you spend time drawing mushrooms?"

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- Those are difficult and take time. - I see what you mean, yeah.

"- Those are difficult and take time. - I see what you mean, yeah."

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I gotta admit, this looks good for Dylan.

"I gotta admit, this looks good for Dylan."

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Oh, yeah. This looks really good for Dylan.

"Oh, yeah. This looks really good for Dylan."

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None of this was mentioned at Dylan's hearing.

"None of this was mentioned at Dylan's hearing."

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- Yeah. Of course. - Right?

"- Yeah. Of course. - Right?"

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And then this is the dicks that were drawn on the car.

"And then this is the dicks that were drawn on the car."

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And we checked every single whiteboard dick

"And we checked every single whiteboard dick"

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Yeah, I never forget the ball hairs.

"Yeah, I never forget the ball hairs."

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It's just... It's such an important part of the dick.

"It's just... It's such an important part of the dick."

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And, like, the mushroom head's all off.

"And, like, the mushroom head's all off."

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They didn't even bring it up in your case.

"They didn't even bring it up in your case."

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This is dope.

"This is dope."

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This is really dope, right?

"This is really dope, right?"

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Yeah. I think so.

"Yeah. I think so."

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Greg is Dylan's stepdad.

"Greg is Dylan's stepdad."

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Well, I mean, sometimes it's pizza, you can order pizza.

"Well, I mean, sometimes it's pizza, you can order pizza."

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But usually people order, like, I don't know, random shit.

"But usually people order, like, I don't know, random shit."

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You know, I gotta buy someone a smoothie,

"You know, I gotta buy someone a smoothie,"

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So, sometimes I lose money on this job. But whatever.

"So, sometimes I lose money on this job. But whatever."

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There's some perks. You get free fries and shit.

"There's some perks. You get free fries and shit."

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- Oh, can I get one? - No, if you take too much, they notice.

"- Oh, can I get one? - No, if you take too much, they notice."

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You know what sucks, is that if you get charged,

"You know what sucks, is that if you get charged,"

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your parents are gonna have to pay like $100,000.

"your parents are gonna have to pay like $100,000."

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- Yeah, so... - And, like, what?

"- Yeah, so... - And, like, what?"

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You only make like $10 an hour at Postmates, so, you do the math.

"You only make like $10 an hour at Postmates, so, you do the math."

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- Fuck, I'm gonna be here all year. - Mm-hm.

"- Fuck, I'm gonna be here all year. - Mm-hm."

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So, your history with Ms. Shapiro was a huge part

"So, your history with Ms. Shapiro was a huge part"

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It's so wack. Everyone knows.

"It's so wack. Everyone knows."

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No, it's true. I mean, most teachers hate Dylan, like...

"No, it's true. I mean, most teachers hate Dylan, like..."

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