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Clips from 30 Rock - Don Geiss, America and Hope (S04E04)

"Employee Town Hall Meeting and thank you"
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"for taking time out of your busy schedules."
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"Yeah, I'm supposed to be drinking a soda right now."
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"A special thanks to those joining us via simulcast,"
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"I'm here to address concerns regarding the acquisition"
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"of our company by KableTown, with a "K"."
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"Boston Tea Party, Boston cream pie, Boston Rob Mariano."
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"Mr. Donaghy, I'm sorry."
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"Of course."
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"The world has lost a giant."
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"and the Earth into one of the top three planets"
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"I would be remiss if I didn't honor our fallen leader"
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"This is for you, "Dan Goose.""
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"So he's not your "Future Husband"?"
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"You gave it a shot."
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"Liz?"
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"Why does this keep happening?"
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"If there is a God, Liz, I think that she..."
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"But then I realized it was just some old lady"
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"who lives in my building."
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"Lemon?"
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"We have a Tracy problem."
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"Okay, escaped exotic animal"
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"Oh, no."
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"The publishing house?"
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"No, the premier talent agency for black dwarves."
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"Tracy, we need to start doing"
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"My addiction to prescription glasses."
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"The fact that I suffer from attention deficit disor..."
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"Okay, well, that's not true."
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"I love my wife."
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"My wild and sexually adventurous image"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Whoa!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"of Hot Tub Time Machine?"
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"You don't just turn one on and it's immediately hot."
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"Yeah, seltzer and Mike and Ikes."
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"At least we'll always have Dr. Kaplan's recovery room."
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"It was our Paris."
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"Look at all these books, sir."
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"I feel like I'm back at school,"
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"I'm trying to learn everything I can about our future owners."
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"G.E. gave me the finest education known to man."
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"We brought good things to life..."
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"But my future opportunities at the company"
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"It's a whole, different business model."
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"In England, we call it a filmpod."
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"We drive the same car."
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"You think you found "the one" in my recovery room?"
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"That's a good idea."
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"how come so many of his patients have died,"
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"Say it ain't so, Tray."
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"That blind woman in the business class bathroom on the Acela."
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"But Frank, I still party."
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"Tracy."
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"I know what you're going through."
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"I held a press conference this morning."
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"Nobody's buying it."
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"You are an animal, Dave "The Animal" Hess."
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"I was only as good as my mentor,"
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"Revenue streams?"
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"Do they have a preferred side of the head for parting your hair?"
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"but I'm willing to go Western."
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"No, there really isn't."
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"It's brilliant."
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"And this is the goose that lays the golden eggs."
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"Channels 500 through 600."
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"Fresh-Ass Based on the Novel 'Tush' by Assfire?"
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"comes from men ordering adult movies?"
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"for tax purposes."
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"And as for you,"
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"You will look great standing behind our C.E.O."
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"at press conferences."
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"The war is over."
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"Hey."
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"but is there any chance you would"
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"No, no, no, not again."
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"Gangway for footcycle!"
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"Come on, I said, "Gangway for the...""
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"Stop calling it that."
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"Yeah, fine, my velocipede."
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"But I did ride it."
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"Because the universe wanted me to run into you again."
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"And I finally think I know why."
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"We're each other's settling soulmates."
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"or listen to a story about whatever escapee"
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"No, faster than that."
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"Now that's completely and totally wrong, because..."
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"Is it?"
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"Maybe you should settle."
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"What?"
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""C.E.O. of G.E. Dies Violently in Casino Orgy.""
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"Now what's it going to say?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"And you cannot build a better mousetrap."
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"endlessly satisfying every human need."
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"That sounds pretty good."
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"There's got to be some skank around here"
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"Wow, okay."
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"I'm disappointed in me too."
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"One day, you will have what I have."
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"Then after we picked our hookers and the plane took off,"
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"There's always an untapped market."
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"Don was the one who realized"
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"there was a whole segment of consumers"
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"The asleep."
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""A monster under every bed.""
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"Don said that no business is ever done evolving."
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"I... I'm sorry."
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"but I have something I need to share with you."
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"To jabber."
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"or you're not in the mood"
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"And you're supposed to sit there and nod"
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"I tell you, sometimes my wife will be blathering on"
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"What if they had..."
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"porn for women?"
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"Jack, we... we don't make..."
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"But I'm also talking about American businessmen"
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"doing what they were born to do."
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