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Clips from American Dad! - Great Space Roaster (S05E05)

"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"Oh, my God! We've been robbed!"
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"Well, what do you want to do?"
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"We went to a 4 Non Blondes concert."
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"It's not our fault we were the only ones there."
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"Everyone should avoid wearing loose-fitting shorts around me."
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"I drove Phyllis Diller to two of her first three abortions."
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"I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact."
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"It's 67 degrees outside, and I hate you."
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"[Latino Accent] I'm a-roll a turkey tonight, ese."
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"The Chia Pet people are sending a C. I.A. family into space for one year..."
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"I'm gonna read a list of different drugs."
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"[Laughing]"
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"Roger, you're the most disgusting..."
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"to get Roger a checking account to teach him responsibility."
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"It's made out for the amount of $72 million, and it's payable to "Drugs.""
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"It says "Million-dollar ideas.""
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"[Applause Continues]"
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"Does it look like I'm not serious?"
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"This has been the worst night of my entire life!"
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"- Morning. - Roger, where have you been?"
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"Those comments you made the other night resonated in me..."
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"is not someone I want to be."
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"She also made me a goal list."
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"Okay. Because you were madder than we've ever seen you."
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"You wrote death threats to Merlin Olsen..."
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"I'm off for a little night run at the Howard University track."
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"I'm going for a run, and I have to leave here right now, immediately."
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"- ##['70s Funk] - Nice."
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"And 300. Have a good one."
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"Hey, Liz, I'm thinking about going to Nordstrom's at lunch."
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"You want to grab a sandwich and walk around Nordstrom's at lunch, Elizabeth?"
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"right when the sun was going down."
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"You know how that time is like."
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"It got me thinking about when I was a young man sitting in that park..."
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"And I had this moment when I wanted to feel that way again."
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"But I didn't get high."
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"That's where this speech is from."
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"I got to lie down."
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"The new Chevy Tumbler has driver- and passenger-side air bags..."
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"[Singing Along To Stereo] # I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes #"
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"- ## [Stops] - You guys all got up and insulted me..."
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"A switch went off inside me that night."
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"So I'm changing my approach- gonna get more creative."
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"I'm never gonna stop."
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"Well, Roger's clearly committed to killing us all."
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"- [Gasps] - Just kidding."
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"I'm at the Indianapolis airport on a layover..."
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"watching a Hoosiers game at a bar."
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"- Leave a message. - [Phone Beeps]"
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"[Yawns]"
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"No can do. Earth Stan is boxers."
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"Space Stan is panties. Steve, don't steal glances."
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"If you want to check out my meatballs in this thing, go right ahead. I'm your dad."
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"Paste application approved."
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"- Go find him. - Aye, aye, Captain."
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"- Klaus, it's stuck! - Get away!"
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"- ##[Continues] - It's gonna be okay, Francine."
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"[Growls]"
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"No. You have to feel the same pain I felt that night."
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"Hayley coming in with a groaner. Nice."
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"I don't tell "Yo mama's so dumb" jokes."
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"My mama's so dumb, I don't tell "Yo mama's so dumb" jokes."
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"and the unbearable hypocrisy of Rush Limbaugh."
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"Why are you laughing? That wasn't funny."
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"You do love me. I feel it now."
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"I'm- I'm letting it wash over me."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"Hayley, you were elected family gun shield at the last family meeting."
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"You're also in charge of the Netflix queue."
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"Just know this."
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"I never don't want to have Kindergarten Cop."
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"- [Roger Groans] - [Gasps]"
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"- Roger, did you see who did this? - Yeah. I did this."
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"I was looking for clues to where you're throwing my birthday party."
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"Found nothing, so I took a nap."
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"Roger, we wanted it to be a surprise."
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"We're throwing you a bowling party."
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"Oh, a bowling party. How original."
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"Apparently, I'm a 13-year-old Latino kid."
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"Something good! I mean, you rented out the amphitheater for Steve's birthday."
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"You took Hayley skydiving. Stan got four pairs of jeans."
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"I guess you had to come out of- or regularly visit- Francine's clown hole..."
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"to matter around this place."
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"It is a happening spot."
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"I want to do something special."
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"I'm turning 1,601. It's when I hit puberty."
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"Warning. I'm gonna get a lot more sexually aggressive."
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"- You have any suggestions? - Uh, yeah."
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"I'll get in there! Heh!"
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"But seriously, I want to do what the greats do when they get celebrated."
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"- I want a roast. - Roger, do you even know what a roast is?"
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"Of course I do. I was a member of the Friars Club in the '60s."
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"She must have such regret, never getting her driver's license."
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"I guess we can do that."
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"Good-natured? Oh, no."
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"Don't you dare go light on me."
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"- The best roasts are brutal and hilarious. - Oh, I think it'll be fun."
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"Well, if that's what you really want, then of course we'll do it."
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"Make it so, Fran-cisco."
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"Settle down, everyone. Who threw that?"
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"- [Man] Your mother's ass! - [Snaps Fingers]"
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"Due to recent financial hardships..."
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"the C. I.A. has been forced to take on a corporate sponsor."
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"makers of the Chia Pet."
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"So from now on, we'll be known as..."
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"the Central Human Intelligence Agency."
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"[Whirring, Beeping]"
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"- Frank. - Just let him go."
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"to see if Chia seeds grow up there."
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"The dream of an Afro on the moon is within our grasp, people."
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"[Man] Looks like your wife's bald!"
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"Kruger, you just got yourself a month in Kabul!"
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"Now- [Clears Throat] the agent chosen for this mission..."
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"He also sold the most magazine subscriptions."
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"- Congratulations, Sanders! - [Scattered Applause]"
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"Can't you even smile?"
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"You're friends with your sister!"
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"Say mean things, Stan! Talk about how he's gray!"
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