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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Our A-Story Is a 'D' Story (S01E01)

"What a twist, huh?"
BoJack Horseman
"And they say there's no new stories in Hollywoo."
BoJack Horseman
"♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪"
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"♪ BoJack ♪"
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"I don't have actual honey."
BoJack Horseman
"about this Ben Stiller article from the plane."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, I actually already made special plans"
BoJack Horseman
"I'd like a round of drinks for everyone."
BoJack Horseman
"Please do!"
BoJack Horseman
"Because I just bought the restaurant,"
BoJack Horseman
"When you say "the gang," do you mean a gang?"
BoJack Horseman
"perfecting pruno."
BoJack Horseman
"Marie Curie won Nobel prizes in which two sciences?"
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, that's about right."
BoJack Horseman
"What is it, BoJack?"
BoJack Horseman
"and make this not my problem."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, you pulled it off,"
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"- Oh! - At the same time?"
BoJack Horseman
"So, this is the shapeless biographer"
BoJack Horseman
"Ugh, sports."
BoJack Horseman
"Wha...?"
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"I get the army men are police,"
BoJack Horseman
"The pickle's a SWAT van, but I see your point."
BoJack Horseman
"You could also just bail me out of here, as I said."
BoJack Horseman
"Whoa, wait. You had a lot to drink."
BoJack Horseman
"Who loves you, people?"
BoJack Horseman
"Don't bother."
BoJack Horseman
"No, it's still free, spendable money."
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"- But what happened? - Well, Tom,"
BoJack Horseman
"And here's our lady of the hour now, Diane."
BoJack Horseman
"You're an autumn, bro."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh."
BoJack Horseman
"But stealing it for your girlfriend"
BoJack Horseman
"Would you see Cate Blanchett in a movie about Eva Braun?"
BoJack Horseman
"You got some great moves, Todd."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, that's because it wasn't for you."
BoJack Horseman
"Whoa, were we... Were we taping?"
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, you want to hear my Andy Dick story?"
BoJack Horseman
"You're a catch, Diane,"
BoJack Horseman
"But I'm keeping my last name."
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"Diane! Hey, you!"
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"♪ BoJack the horse ♪ ♪Don't act like you don't know ♪"
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"First day, huh?"
BoJack Horseman
"Can we keep this general interests?"
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"_"
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"Or D, sex and candy?"
BoJack Horseman
"Spread them wide, ladies. This is a random cavity search."
BoJack Horseman
"You better have a cup of coffee."
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"No cameras, no big spectacle."
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"- Yeah! - Freedom!"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, oh. Ew."
BoJack Horseman
"Ring the alarm. Irreplaceable pop icon"
BoJack Horseman
"so I... I want to make sure that we're still on for tomorrow"
BoJack Horseman
"Well, can we move it off the table?"
BoJack Horseman
"There's something in my food."
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"Come on in here! All right!"
BoJack Horseman
"because maybe BoJack's trying to call you right now."
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"the best in each other."
BoJack Horseman
"I can't work on the book today. Too ill. Cough."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, I'll tell you why."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, wow."
BoJack Horseman
"Since when am I Honey?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'll be here wai..."
BoJack Horseman
"I do have a life outside of you, you know."
BoJack Horseman
"who stole the D from the famed Hollywood sign."
BoJack Horseman
"and of course Dane Cook, who we all know is a thief."
BoJack Horseman
"how are you gonna complete your giant bracelet?"
BoJack Horseman
"But I'd instead like to highlight the fact"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm going to take my girlfriend to bed."
BoJack Horseman
"Doctors have confirmed"
BoJack Horseman
"Yes! I am the champion of the games!"
BoJack Horseman
"That literal son of a bitch."
BoJack Horseman
"So this is weird."
BoJack Horseman
"Ooh, hey. What time is it?"
BoJack Horseman
"Same with me. The bail's set at 50 bucks."
BoJack Horseman
"♪ Back in the '90s ♪"
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"That was seriously very scary."
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"Be stiller, my beating heart."
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"- Put her there! - That's all right."
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"No, no, no. Wait."
BoJack Horseman
"Guys, can we give this thing a rest?"
BoJack Horseman
"Ooh, he is the best."
BoJack Horseman
"Night, BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"- Yup. See you later. - But we had an appointment."
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"to keep the eyes off the skies."
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"Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yeah."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, well, it suits you."
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"I assumed was too stupid to even single-cross."
BoJack Horseman
"Ah, jeez. What did that idiot do?"
BoJack Horseman
"invented the two-dates-to-the-prom story."
BoJack Horseman
"Nothing on the outside. Nothing on the inside."
BoJack Horseman
"What do you say?"
BoJack Horseman
"We're very different, but I think we bring out"
BoJack Horseman
"I mean, that's the standard gang rate."
BoJack Horseman
"♪ It's been so long ♪ ♪I don't think I'm gonna last ♪"
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"♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"has turned into a full-on race war."
BoJack Horseman
"That sounds legitimate. We are in prison, after all."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, really? You made up calling someone honey?"
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"and I'm embarrassed to even ask,"
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"Boring. I wasn't there."
BoJack Horseman
"A toast on me to Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter."
BoJack Horseman
"And while we're all in giving moods,"
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"Do a dance."
BoJack Horseman
"How did you even...?"
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"for you to get rid of the contraband,"
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"- I got it. - Tell me,"
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, I'd hate to get lost in a shop that big."
BoJack Horseman
"First of all, football doesn't have foul balls."
BoJack Horseman
"so do you remember how you got out of the same jam"
BoJack Horseman
"What is wrong with you bozos?"
BoJack Horseman
"Don't stop watching."
BoJack Horseman
"Ladies and gentlemen of the press,"
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"And?"
BoJack Horseman
"Ahh."
BoJack Horseman
"Just a minute, Cate."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, thank God you're back."
BoJack Horseman
"given your recent, uh, everything."
BoJack Horseman
"I guess he makes your heart stand Stiller?"
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"- Are you playing both sides? - Look, guys,"
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